“Hey yall. Had a super busy weekend. I have been awake for the past 72 hours, doing tons of addy (adderal), a lil bit of blow, 5-hour energies, Diet Red Bulls, and even tapped into my ‘emergency reserves’ of Sparks.”
Fun weekend, right guys!?!?
I was just updating The Molls Show photos page and I came across this classic. This is me and Ed in the streets of San Fran as taken by our friend Chace. I think I may be on the phone with this guy, actually.
That night we wound up meeting with this really awesome girl Ally and a bunch of her friends. I just put up a post on my blog being like “Yo, if you live in San Fran, tell us where the party’s at” and she emailed me and she was really fun and awesome. I drank like Haim that night, too. It was just bananas. By the time I got to where this photo was taken, I had almost vomited in the dude who started Pandora’s apartment. I was like freshman in college-status.
I blamed it on the at-at-at-at-at-atmosphere change.
This is the Chore Wheel from the Midnight Mansion. It probably applies to your house, too.
Associating mahself with a bunch of egomaniacal a-holes.
Like, in a good way.
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OH SHIT, I WANT THE FIREY ONE!!!!! MMMM! SPICY THANGS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!
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HEY TUMBLRS!
remember…
when lady gaga just started her foray into the music career?
when molls came up with the SNPD meme?
when molls spent a whole day spamming phil collins posts?
when jakob broke up with julia?
when bonerparty first started and ned was unsure about how to deal with it?
when we were sure 2009 would be 2000 and mine?
when we all watched the innaugration together? and then made all those photochops of her bowtie?
when some rando named napstr started following people?
when charles broke up with julia?
when bruce springsteen jammed his crotch into america’s face?
when we could send out valentines?
when you could call in to tumblr?
when garyvee got a tumblr and there were ads?
when unfollowfriday started?
when “snark” blogs got banned and deleted?
I gotta share both of my mentions on this list with Alex Goldberg, my long lost Jewish brother that I would probably make out with if I was single and drunk and in New York. We did both those things together over at Bedtime. *tear*
Reblogged from nevercapitalize.com.
There’s a chance that Ed is running an hour or so later than the time he originally told me he’d be here.
There’s also a chance I’ve spent that time getting drunk off wine coolers.
Those are things that have chances.
i just got prank called by a group of drunk seventeen year olds.
I felt so old, you guys.
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Dreams - Nicki Minaj
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