I am not OK with where I am in my life right now.

I shouldn’t be going out. I shouldn’t be drinking. I shouldn’t be trying to force myself to forget because when I remember, it’s a shitstorm of horrible feelings.

I don’t know what I’m going to do about it. Maybe I’ll feel better tomorrow morning and maybe I’ll feel really better in three months and maybe finally, someday, I will be a whole, entire person again.

But right now? I am not being good to the people who are good to me. I am not worthy of the time and energy they have sunk in to trying to make me feel better. No one deserves me right now because I’m not a real person right now.

Get it together, lady.

Lesbian glassware FOR DAYZ

I mean, c’mon. Tell me you wouldn’t hit the shit out of all this…

Ed and Molls on the men of Boston College.

This video is long, but it’s that way for a reason. TOO MUCH GOODNESS TO NOT KEEP GOING.

If you make it to the end you get a gold star.

P.S. This is dedicated to my favorite curly-haired ginger, Molly Lambert.

(whoops. Privacy taken off.)

About a year ago I asked Ed to break down all the different kinds of BC Girls. Molly Lambert requested we break down all the kinds of BC Boys, so we did last night. Here’s the BC Girls video if you want to catch up…

BC Boys video to follow shortly….

Tila, I can see your tampon string.

Ed and I are now making a weekly video for EvilBeet.

Things to address:

• We’re not even remotely stoned. I’m cried out and tired, Ed’s tired. We’re getting older. Leave us alone.
• Who knows if Mariah is pregnant?
• I am devastated about Oprah.
• We’ve got a room at The London tonight courtesy of a friend’s mom. I actually am more of an invited guest than a haver of a room, but if you’re hot, rich, single or all of the above and you want to come by me drinks, I’ll be the girl in the white fur coat crying in the corner like a perfume ad.
• I love my bitch.

Byyeeeee.

My mom and Chuck are Facebooking behind my back in front of my face.