Does anyone know a restaurant in LA where I can order a crazy good & fresh Maine lobster that isn’t like, a trendy restaurant that’s going to fuck it up by shoving dill in its ass or something? I want like, a Cape Cod dinner. Santa Monica or something, right?

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Thursday.

UPDATE: Passport’s coming in 10 days.

Rushfield Babylon: NikkiLeaks: Up the Academy

KiNdAfaBuLous: Public School

kindafabulous:

I’ve been meaning to write this post for a very long time, but I haven’t done so out of fear that my words would be gravely, critically misinterpreted; or that my words would come off as offensive and elitist to some people; and I don’t like offending people! At the same time, I have to tell it…

(via doree)

I’m watching SVU and in the first scene this upper-middle class mom is watching her 4/5 year old son eat Capt’n Crunch when she realizes her daughter is missing and honestly?

When I saw that cereal I knew why her kid was passed out in bed with a blunt force trauma to her dome.

Cuz no mom who cares about her kids lets them grub on crunch berries before school. That’s stoner cereal, not something to start your day with.

Grape Nuts are nasty, but they’re good for you. Maybe she should have thought about that. Maybe an oatmeal.

cassiesteele:

Here I am

This is just fucking surreal. Manny Santos kinda barked at me when I suggested parrots live for 300 years. She was right, I was wrong. There are 300 SPECIES of parrots, but they live for 50-80 years.

Anyway, this was really exciting for me and Cassie was awesome.

I love Cassie Steele. She’s a full-blown weirdo. (Taken with instagram)

Ed: “Look at that dog. She’s barking cuz she can smell what a fucking bitch you are.”

We’re all adults. I spent my 20s w/ my Internet friends.