For $14 I will rewrite any U2 song to be about your dog.

Offer’s on the table. You deal with it.

Thank you for bringing Morgan to me, universe!!!

JACKIE JOHNSON (Taken with instagram)

Love my boy so much.

duanefernandez:

Look what I found for our next beach trip @parksfernandez. 4 prepackaged & stacked plastic ‘glasses’ of Chardonnay. (Taken with instagram)

I love you @saralizzzz. Thanks for 3 years of BFFness and 2 years of wife-ness. (Taken with instagram)

Found while moving: Me, age 23, dancing with muppets (Taken with instagram)

I recently found out that mad observant Jews don’t eat shellfish and… WOW. That is SUCH A BUMMER for Jews. I thought the “no pork” thing was harsh, but no crustaceans & fronds? I can’t imagine. Like, God bless them. I really respect that kind of dedication.

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Friday.

At the Gap with Miss Shelby Fero, picking out our styles for Bonnaroo.