I love a lil peep having a splish-splash moment in my drink right now.
I will fix you.
Bringing my dog to a gay bar in a baby bjorn, get over it
#tbt I was a child then, I was a child then. (Photo by @morgan_murphy) P.S. I miss never brushing my hair.
All my friends have high cholesterol
Honored to be one of three.
My people are garbage
and then like, he left the room when i was like, picking out an instagram filter and got his hot dog cuz like, despite his anger management issues and like, general cuntiness, he’s like, perfect so now i’m posting a picture of that too
he’s gonna be like, 7 in a month so i got him like, a fuzzy thing to chill in