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Saturday.

I think about this song like, three times a week.

When he flips the pizza over, that’s real sad.

If I was the girl Eman was singing about, I’d be like, “Yeah, I kissed another guy, but you don’t need to be disrespectful to the restaurant. We live in New York City, a homeless man saw you flip that pizza over. Don’t you think that was disrespectful to throw food on the concrete in front of a homeless person because I decided that I was over your broke ass? Your presents? They sucked. But what sucks more is that you felt the need to order pizza for four, a delicious looking pizza that was clearly meant for more than two people, and throw it on the ground. Just ‘cause we hate each other doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. Like, maybe we could have boxed it up and you could throw the waters on the ground. That’s disrespectful, but it’s not as serious. You know what? I made the right choice by fucking around behind your back because you’re a child. All that sensitivity you claim makes you some sort of superhero of a man? Please. You’re just a child. A rude, pizza-throwing child. Frankly? I’m glad that I don’t fuck with you ass no more. Thanks for the good times.”

kindafabulous:

My Abbey Rewards card just came in the mail-about to make it rain with these rewards points!!! (Taken with instagram)

I am so glad American Idol is back. It’s always the TCPM (therapeutic crys per minute) are incomparable!

Cents and Sensibility

I love that we have a column about personal finance at HelloGiggles!

Using all my free time to watch Felicity from scratch

jackiesface:

blackberryjewsqueeze:

Kurt Cobain

At first glance I thought this was Molls.

omg, jackie, you kill me.

kindafabulous:

On Saturday, Molly and I drove down to San Diego to pick up Seana (Molly’s Mum)-who flew in from Boston for a convention (she even squeezed in a 5k that very Saturday morning [like a boss]). I can’t tell you guys how much I love, adore, and value Seana as a human being-she is just the loveliest, kindest, most charming female without pretense or folly; and her sweet spirit absolutely radiates and kisses every person she comes into contact with, and I was one of the lucky beneficiaries this weekend.

Spending a day with Seana is like finding out you won the lottery-she brings forth so much happiness and fun and joie de vivre . After indulging in a delicious dinner at Lucques (we saw Larry David and I screamed so loud!), we went to Sur Lounge to sip on cucumber cocktails and champagne (and to possibly peep out Lisa Vanderpump), and then we took Seana to the Abbey-where we danced and laughed and just had a really gay old time in all senses of the word.

On the way home, Seana and I sat in the backseat and watched clips of Ja’mie King being snarky (we told Molly to buy a “one way ticket to China” a few hundred times), and once we got home-we watched more Chris Lilley and ate delicious snacks-commencing a totally magical L.A. evening. I must say-I’m very lucky to call this exquisite human my mother-in-law. Love You, Seana.