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Wags is killing the recovery game & back to sleeping on my black shirts as soon as I take them out of the dryer. 🙏🏼 I am so proud of this little man for his (actually kind of hilarious) strength & so thankful for everyone who has ever been remotely...

Wags is killing the recovery game & back to sleeping on my black shirts as soon as I take them out of the dryer. 🙏🏼 I am so proud of this little man for his (actually kind of hilarious) strength & so thankful for everyone who has ever been remotely nice to either of us, ever. I’m also very thankful for the space that most of you have given me through this ordeal while still offering support. I wept to @kristinalopez last night that after 9 years of sharing Wags online, it would be nearly impossible to keep this incident private. Many of you have expressed to me over the years that you only love me for my dog (lol) & I completely get it. Wagandstuff is everything. But I was there when the accident happened and talking about it immediately brings back the most horrific thing I’ve ever witnessed and that my lil BFF has ever lived through. Also, since another animal was involved, it’s an enormously hard position. My dog will always come first for ME, but Wags himself has a temper & if the shoe was on the other foot, I would probably feel just as devastated as I do now. Wags, Helen & I are staying together for right now. Whether or not Wags has the capacity to be surrounded by other dogs is something I’m questioning more & more, and sweet Helen, with her deafness and unknown backstory, may also be unpredictable. I’m terrified something could happen again & take what happened w Wags outside of my home very seriously. Not sure if this was a warning, a wake up call or an isolated incident that is not a reflection of Wags’ ability to manage anxiety/poor training on my part that’s led to him being so obsessed with me& everything that comes near me. It’s a lot of tough decisions to make, but these are the best set of decisions I could have had to make given the circumstance. Wags is going to be okay & keep living a very long, spoiled, co-dependent life & that’s the only thing that matters at all.



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I haven’t written on my Tumblr in forever which is crazy because I invented Tumblr. I know a lot of people think David Karp invented Tumblr, but the truth is that I slipped the idea to him on a cocktail napkin in 2003 and asked him to execute on my behalf. Yes, we were sleeping together at the time and I’ve never revealed that because he was a minor then. Why am I admitting this now? Because none of it is true.

Anyway, if you haven’t been following me on other platforms, I have this podcast PLZ ADVISE I’m pretty crazy about and I get lots of cool people to come on and listen to the voice mails callers leave and then give them advice on their lives/problems. It’s great.

I’m writing today because I DON’T WANT YOU TO MISS THIS SUMMER’S GUESTS. BECAUSE THEY ARE FAMOUS. AND GOOD. AND I HAD TO TRY TO GET THEM AS OPPOSED TO LIKE, SCROLLING THROUGH MY CONTACTS AND TEXTING, “WHAT’S GOOD FOR SATURDAY AT 2?” TO BASICALLY WHOMEVER. 

Guys! We’ve got:

- GOLDEN FUCKING GLOBE winner Rachel Bloom of “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

- Molly Tarlov AKA New Fergie from television’s “Awkward”

- Best selling author of an erotic ebook about Donald Trump, Elijah Daniel

- A very passionate man from YouTube named Onision who constantly talks about suicide and emos and I’m fucking thrilled about him because we seriously connect

- Andree Vermeulen from Angie Tribeca and The Birthday Boys and New Girl

AND MORE!

If you want any of these successful, attractive, cool, nice humans to help you out with ANY of your problems (beauty, school, work, friends, love, style, sex, financial, boundaries, family stuff, et c.) call 323-450-7408 and LEAVE A MESSAGE!

OR

Email askplzadvise@gmail.com with a letter or preferable, a voice memo from your iPhone or computer, and we will answer it on an upcoming show. If your question is for a specific person, BE SURE TO MENTION THAT!

Love you guys– Thank you David for making me this website.



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Good Time Gronkowski (Featuring Julie Bush)

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Babes we’re back with a new ep! This week Molls (twitter.com/molls) is joined by director and writer Julie Bush (twitter.com/julie_bush. Together they talk about life vampires, bad dating experiences and more. They answer your calls about a little relocation drama and what to do when a friend does something really horrible to another person. Plus updates from our Raw Dog listener and, of course, LaLa of Gronk Cruise infamy. Live, laugh and love this episode!

Call us with your dilemmz at 323-450-7408 or email us at askPlzAdvise [at] gmail.com.



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Good Time Gronkowski (Featuring Julie Bush)

plzadvise:

Babes we’re back with a new ep! This week Molls (twitter.com/molls) is joined by director and writer Julie Bush (twitter.com/julie_bush. Together they talk about life vampires, bad dating experiences and more. They answer your calls about a little relocation drama and what to do when a friend does something really horrible to another person. Plus updates from our Raw Dog listener and, of course, LaLa of Gronk Cruise infamy. Live, laugh and love this episode!

Call us with your dilemmz at 323-450-7408 or email us at askPlzAdvise [at] gmail.com.



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Glazed or GTFO (Featuring Craig MacNeil)

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It was only a matter of time that we had Pumped Podcast’s Craig MacNeil (twitter.com/videodromedisco) on Plz Advise! Today we talk about calling your S.O. your “partner,” #PumpRules, and more. We answer a call about avoiding your ex-boyfriend, and we listen to a Brazilian millennial pick between being a musician or getting a degree in German Intellectual History. To all of our gays out there: don’t let ANY straight woman treat you like a handbag.

Call us with your dilemmz at 323-450-7408 or email us at askPlzAdvise [at] gmail.com.



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Glazed or GTFO (Featuring Craig MacNeil)

plzadvise:

It was only a matter of time that we had Pumped Podcast’s Craig MacNeil (twitter.com/videodromedisco) on Plz Advise! Today we talk about calling your S.O. your “partner,” #PumpRules, and more. We answer a call about avoiding your ex-boyfriend, and we listen to a Brazilian millennial pick between being a musician or getting a degree in German Intellectual History. To all of our gays out there: don’t let ANY straight woman treat you like a handbag.

Call us with your dilemmz at 323-450-7408 or email us at askPlzAdvise [at] gmail.com.



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Something very incredible was in my mailbox.

Something very incredible was in my mailbox.



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****Special Alert**** We’ve got a mini-ep! @Molls talks about the new The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story ep, how it affected her emotionally, and how bad it is for women. Reblog and let us know your thoughts!

I had a feels



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plzadvise:

****Special Alert**** We’ve got a mini-ep! @Molls talks about the new The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story ep, how it affected her emotionally, and how bad it is for women. Reblog and let us know your thoughts!

I had a feels



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