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juliasegal: Lacoste tattoos= classy for life
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
We all have some Sister Mary Robert in us, I’m pretty...
Nov 9th
Chicago Tribune: "Are funny women...
Nov 9th
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Everyone needs to understand this message.
Nov 8th
Listen Listen
Nov 8th
“For real? It is a whole complicated thing. That messes with...”
— This Christina Aguilera...
Nov 8th
This is how I’m going to dress from now on, but I...
Nov 8th
“He listened for sobbing from outside the slammed door. There...”
— Daisy’s Valentine. Mary...
Nov 8th
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I’m trying to figure out when I can get to New York. Probably by the end of the month and at...
Nov 8th
What? You’re not sitting in bed watching Oprah DVDs in...
Nov 8th
I really wanted to see Blaire today and so she picked me up...
Nov 8th
Nov 7th
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calehartmann: get back honky cat I once got a 200 dollar speeding ticket and a moving violation...
Nov 7th
slippy: Morning after, they’re still ringing in my ear....
Nov 7th
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“Awww, no. I don’t even think about that, that’s stupid.” - Lil Wayne on death
Nov 7th
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i think this is my favorite song.
Nov 7th
creeperstatus: Mask (summarized by Wikipedia)
Nov 7th
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i am a loser
Nov 7th
kindafabulous: For my significant other I was named...
Nov 7th
me
Nov 7th
Yeah. I mean, I have to say, if someone is going to have to...
Nov 7th
“I’m always thinking about who’s watching and how...”
— Oprah
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
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take a look @ me now.
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
Well, I’m pretty sure this happened today.
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
downtownsasquatch: it goes there.
Nov 6th

drinking game for season nine premiere

downtownsasquatch: drink whenever: there is a continuity error you don’t give a fuck about a...
Nov 6th
A Common Nomenclature for Lego Families
Nov 6th
I dream of Molly
Nov 6th

FeFe Dobson elicited a Pyschic Moment

kindafabulous FeFe Dobson elicited a Pyschic Moment: When you’re really good friends with...
Nov 6th

it's just past 10:30 am and ed's already...

Ed: I just read your blog. You wore Airwalks?
Me: Yeah...
Ed: Is this another sign pointing towards your true sexual orientation?
Nov 6th
maryrambin: — friends from high school I haven’t seen in a...
Nov 6th
Ed, Steven and I all love us some FeFe Dobson.
Nov 6th

complaints & appreciation

My back hurts really badly. So does my neck. I’m really tired, but not as tired as I should be...
Nov 6th
barelysarcasm: Because I’m too busy being lewdly...
Nov 6th
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nedhepburn: The Mary Tyler Moore Theme “You Might Just Make It After All”
Nov 6th
“When a guy stands up and he’s using the n-word,...”
— Oprah
Nov 6th
Chase and I went to college together. He's a...
Nov 6th
saraliz: LOL LOL. SARA IS BEING ME! LOL 4 DAZZZZEEE.
Nov 6th
dirtypreston: Vice Magazine 15th Anniversary party...
Nov 6th
I just want everyone to know that I’m flying back to...
Nov 6th
jeninla: Separated at birth: Molls and that bratty kid...
Nov 6th
alanfm78: You decide. I’m thinking Molls may have been...
Nov 6th
Most of these were taken in Marshfield/Duxbury, where I...
Nov 5th
this is my favorite
Nov 5th
I drank Mountain Dew once in my life.
Nov 5th
that’s me.
Nov 5th
(via samanthalynnn) I just showed this to Fiona and she...
Nov 5th
Damn, my face be coolin’ by night. Fiona and I put on...
Nov 5th
Listen Listen
suckafuck: 90210 - Wale (prod. by Mark Ronson) Dedicating this to…
Nov 5th
perf.
Nov 5th
“I had a dream last night that i was watching a documentary...”
— NuDawn Oh, baby gurl. In...
Nov 5th

my cousin got her certificate at beauty...

I haven’t dyed my hair black in several months because again, I am poor. I used to just box...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
Mom: You gonna take a shower?
Me: Yeah. Real quick lady, in and out.
Mom: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
Me: Gross, Mom.
Mom: Do you ever watch The Office?
Me: Ya, Mom. I know that one.
Nov 4th
yankeegirl: thenewromantic: hotncoldfuture:thedame: ...
Nov 4th
Awwww, shit! What do you lasagna ass bitches know about the...
Nov 4th
Of course you know that one of my favorite parts of being...
Nov 4th
jeffrubinjeffrubin: I’ve recently become fascinated with...
Nov 4th
Are you a Christian Hipster?
Nov 4th
saraliz: wag’s favorite game “i brougt u something no u...
Nov 4th
Perfect.
Nov 4th
“I love when people say, “HEY, TRIP OUT!” as an introduction...”
— KiNda FaBuLoUs:
Nov 4th
I cancelled my cable about 9 months ago because I couldn’t afford it. I manage to catch up on...
Nov 4th
PedoTeacher.com. Yes, please! (click the photo to be...
Nov 4th
Dearest Kathy Griffin, Can we talk? OK, so first of all, I...
Nov 4th
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amandalynferri: This my new favorite video on the internet.  RIFYL:  American Girl Dolls,...
Nov 4th

if i have to see one more photo of a...

it’s November 3rd. Spare me, hags.
Nov 3rd
molly: have anything planned for barry's anniversary?
mel: yes. i have been laid out in a lace teddy with pumpkin pie filling in all of my orifices for hour.
molly: you stole my idea!
mel: unique ideas to surprise your lover are hard to come by.
Nov 3rd

personally, i find great joy in seeing...

Nov 3rd
one of my best friends from high school is on...
Nov 3rd

i feel very badly for the people who...

it’s just like “ugh. how sad is your life?”
Nov 3rd
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atencio: Blog / Off It’s a hard life for a Tumblr star like Molls. People are always harassing...
Nov 3rd
A+
Nov 3rd
Me: Fiona, your TV shows suck.
Fiona: You don't watch the news?
Me: Fuck no.
Nov 3rd
servemyworldblog: DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON...
Nov 3rd
Me: How did your first night with Wags go?
Sara: OK. He got upset when I moved.
Me: Oh yeah. That's the thing about him. Once you lay down you're not allowed to move. Sorry.
Nov 3rd

cousins

Fiona: I have to watch Jay Leno at 10.
Me: Why?!
Fiona: I love him. I need to hear him before I go to bed or I can't sleep. He's such a grandpa, I love his lisp. Whenever they do Jaywalking, I always hope he bumps in to you.
Me: You're what's wrong with America and if they ever approached me to do Jaywalking I would pass.
Fiona: I knew you would because you're a bitch!
Me: Yup, a bitch with pride.
Fiona: Do you watch Conan?
Me: Yes! I love Conie!
Fiona: UGH! YOU WOULD! HE LOOKS LIKE A BIRD!
Nov 3rd
(via saraliz) So  happy knowing that Sara is taking good...
Nov 3rd
saraliz: bonerparty: natashavc: “Boner party is over,...
Nov 3rd
jimisland: Molls and I dance together for the first time...
Nov 3rd
Tumblr Film Festival
Nov 2nd
Flew home on the redeye to surprise my mummy. They’re...
Nov 2nd
What would it be like if Sexy Jane walked in on Sexy Daria...
Nov 2nd
My life is awesome because I own this. I own this because...
Nov 2nd
It’s a privilege to know you, Sir.
Nov 2nd
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snuh: Jane’s Addiction: Jane Says
Nov 2nd
Listen Listen
kindafabulous: folkinz: no doubt: don’t speak Ok, I bought their greatest hit album at Best Buy...
Nov 2nd
bonerparty: shit, girl. i got Eddie Murphy “Raw” on the...
Nov 1st
saraliz: “i nerd you so hard” QWERTY or FLIRTY?
Nov 1st
Nov 1st