molls...she wrote

writera: Brunch 11/22/09 I love JAR; the food is next...

Nov 23rd

it was all a dream

In 2005, I met a man who seemed so much better than me that I couldn’t even speak to him. I...

Nov 23rd

This is a photo of a woman who has lost her damn mind.

Nov 22nd

get it?

Nov 22nd

writera: Kl7, Molls, Girlmeetsbear, and Nedhepburn at...

Nov 22nd

i'd like to thank my dog for always...

even if it’s just because I’m the lady with the bag of food.

Nov 22nd

i am not satisfied

I am not OK with where I am in my life right now. I shouldn’t be going out. I shouldn’t...

Nov 21st

Lesbian glassware FOR DAYZ

Nov 21st

emails between ladies

1: i think i did my make up like a space whore. FYI
2: I think I did mine like a high school girl w parents out of town and access to the sambuca

Nov 21st

I mean, c’mon. Tell me you wouldn’t hit the shit...

Nov 21st

i guess you could say that i've got 100...

Nov 21st

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Ed and Molls on the men of Boston College. This video is long, but it’s that way for a...

Nov 21st

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About a year ago I asked Ed to break down all the different kinds of BC Girls. Molly Lambert...

Nov 21st

Tila, I can see your tampon string.

Nov 21st

Ed and I are now making a weekly video for...

Nov 20th

My mom and Chuck are Facebooking behind my back in front of...

Nov 20th

“You are pretty much living Twilight New Moon.”
— Chuck

Nov 20th

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slippy: Some people make fun of what I do for a living because I make extremely stupid and...

Nov 20th

if you don't know what i'm spoofing in my...

Nov 20th

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Molls, will you marry me?

Nov 20th

Lou made me feel like a princess. Thanks, man.

Nov 19th

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OMG, ED! REMEMBER WHEN WE DID THIS!?!?!?

Nov 19th

Why do I do things like this? P.S. 4 DAVVVEEEEEESSS.

Nov 19th

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Oh, the remix is even better.

Nov 19th

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I Don’t Know What I Can Save You From - Kings Of Convenience New favorite song.

Nov 19th

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wordsbycodi: Libby Mae- Waiting for Guffman I don’t why, but I love this scene sooooo much. I...

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

jonahray: Hey Justin, go fuck yerself and yer lame...

Nov 19th

You see this here yellow turtleneck that Steve Buscemi is...

Nov 19th

“You are smart, pretty, funny, accessible, prescient, hard...”
— I wish all work emails went...

Nov 19th

The Nictionary

Nov 18th

AIGHT! The bi-polepoles set in an I’m kind of fine...

Nov 18th

I’ve been in mourning for years, it feels. Jobs that were, jobs that should have been,...

Nov 18th

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While I was laying around acting cunty and probably writing mean things in my secret Word documents,...

Nov 18th

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Midnight Rider - Allman Bros Band this song is actually how we’re living

Nov 18th

“Have you heard about that Sarah Palin’s guy? Eli something?...”
— My dad, discussing Levi...

Nov 18th

365black.com

Nov 18th

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worstfuckingideas: for molls. Damn. Whenever times get tough, I know I can count on another...

Nov 18th

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I’m in a chronically horrible mood but I had to go buy dog food today. Go see my Glen...

Nov 18th

Oh, I just find myself terribly, adorably, monstrously...

Nov 18th

tomoatmeal: Eric Left.

Nov 17th

I have a feeling this guy is about to be the next big thing.

Nov 17th

chuckhistory: This might look like some photo booth...

Nov 17th

You can’t be fucking serious… (taken by Lou,...

Nov 17th

fuck a meteor shower.

Nov 17th

Back in the summer of 2005 I moved to LA for an internship....

Nov 17th

I read this and just kept waiting for the part when she was...

Nov 17th

Newsweek: 12 Comedians Who Aren't Funny

Nov 17th

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Beyonce and Lady Gaga - Video Phone Why does she do this so well? Beyonce, I mean. That can’t...

Nov 17th

someone said something mean to me about...

I can’t even say what it is. It’s too upsetting. Love you, Ira. We’ll get through...

Nov 17th

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Show Me Love -  Robyn Let’s just take it here for a couple.

Nov 17th

This is my homie, Howie Carr. He’s an asshole....

Nov 17th

i had a nightmare last night and you...

Last night I had a nightmare that starred three people I know. it probably just makes sense to say I...

Nov 17th

“Seriously. If you need anything just let me know. My...”
— Chuck just sent me a really...

Nov 17th

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tesslynch: the pretenders — stop your sobbing (kinks version on youtube is here)

Nov 17th

an email from my mother in response to this post. made my...

Nov 16th

who has more fun than me?

Nov 16th

theraflu

The Theraflu that I just drank and that I shouldn’t have drank because I’ve been...

Nov 16th

(via nedhepburn) This movie is laying next to me on my bed...

Nov 16th

i'm having a slumber party with...

too bad I KNOW YOU SO WELL. p.s. Think I have H1N1 or my body is going like, concave.

Nov 16th

jackiesface: Watched a movie on Netflix Instant that...

Nov 16th

Breaking up with someone on the phone is bad, but breaking...

Nov 16th

We got dinner at Cole’s which is like my mmm mmm...

Nov 15th

Last night Xtina and I reported on the Parks and Rec panel...

Nov 15th

Nov 15th

This is my husband. We’ll make it through anything.

Nov 15th

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This is video one from last night. Video two is either much better or much worse. I’d like to...

Nov 15th

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If I still had my weave and my hair covered my “fun bags”, I would reenact this video...

Nov 15th

I am still this chick inside. I moved here with four grand...

Nov 15th

the red crayon incident

When I was growing up there was this family in our church community that would have big Christmas...

Nov 15th

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i want to be jay-z so bad.

Nov 15th

I don’t believe in God, but if I did, I would thank...

Nov 15th

i'm going to tell you a story i never...

My mom had me when she was a 22 year old college student at Boston College, the same school I wound...

Nov 15th

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When taking a break from the Fiona Apple, Oasis, Soko, Mary J., Smashing Pumpkins, Missy Higgins,...

Nov 15th

saraliz: love from the cha cha lounge

Nov 15th

“Congratulations Molls! You are officially the least...”
— A lovely YouTube comment from...

Nov 14th

Collage 3 Camel Toes.

Nov 14th

i can't stop loving what she says

Nov 14th

natashavc: Every girl has one of these moments in the...

Nov 14th

i will never find that third slice of...

i lost it forever. or the dog ate it.

Nov 14th

I recieved an early morning text from Xtina saying that this week’s This American Life is...

Nov 14th

I made some really regrettable phone calls/text...

Nov 14th

i will never love again.

Nov 14th

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inothernews: man on the moon | r.e.m.

Nov 14th

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Fiona Apple - Parting Gift WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS SING MY FEELINGS?

Nov 14th

Oh, and can we really really talk? Like, really? The coat....

Nov 14th

Oh, this is just a glamor shot.

Nov 14th

White v-necks are my choice clothing option. This super huge...

Nov 14th

This was the prize. It cost $2.99 but still had the original...

Nov 14th

This dress made by Velvet was only $3.99 and it’s...

Nov 14th

I couldn’t pass up this three quarter length...

Nov 14th

I sprung on the $2.99 for this mesh hoodie thinking that it...

Nov 14th

Unfortunately this sack of a dress would do nothing for my...

Nov 14th

i am about to bombard your dashboard...

I guess be ready, or something.

Nov 14th

“Stay away. You don’t need to be second place to...”
— I need to start taking my own...

Nov 14th

Five years of friendship. Three years in LA. Most recent on...

Nov 14th

Collage #2 Rosie Charm Bracelet

Nov 14th

We're going to have to go halfsies on...

natashavc: Ugghhhhhh. I have literally said that to men before. “If you get me pregnant,...

Nov 14th

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This chick Mixi’s management just emailed me and asked me if I’d interview her. Um, I am...

Nov 13th

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” I’m not into your passport picture, I just like your nose.” Do people know that...

Nov 13th

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Catch up with me and Eddie. We’re talking: Real Housewives of OC Levi Johnston’s...

Nov 13th

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creeperstatus: Creeper Status Master Lurk Starring the illustrious Molly McAleer as the damsel in...

Nov 13th

27 dollars. What you know about this?

Nov 13th

Dear World, Between 2004 and 2007, I didn’t eat. It...

Nov 13th

My friend Alex and I got together one weekend in 2006 when...

Nov 13th

yes, i am transcribing sherri on my blog

Guy: What's up beautiful?
Sherri: You after your bedtime.
Guy: My name's Russell.
Sherri: Sherri.
Guy: And don't worry. I'm 21.
Sherri: 21?! I'm old enough to be your patient, more experienced lover.

Nov 13th

“Screw me once, shame on you. Screw a white girl and we done.”
— Sherri Sheppard I’m...

Nov 13th

delbertshoopman: Here’s todays ex-GF text message!

Nov 13th

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indieandyy: Hey by Pixies

Nov 13th

The dog is wearing a Snuggie. Everything is irrelevant.

Nov 13th

lieslieslies: Try.

Nov 13th

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“MTV is taking you in to a shore house like you’ve never seen for the hottest, tannest,...

Nov 13th

atencio: madmenfootnotes: This scene was filmed at THE...

Nov 13th

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wordsbycodi: Lisa Loeb- Stay ( I missed you) I remember how much 12 year old me REALLY got this...

Nov 12th

“You know I’m not going to diss you on the Internet...”
— Beyonce

Nov 12th

text messages you might send to your...

November 6th, 2:29 PM: I love you. :( November 6th, 2:45 PM: I flew home early to be at your show....

Nov 12th

I would never lie to you. I’m prefacing this with...

Nov 12th

"I cannot keep quiet about my obsession with...

Nov 12th

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chuckhistory: Molls sells the world on YogurtLand and by the world, I mean Australian music...

Nov 12th

If you prefer inexpensive beer that’s only slightly...

Nov 12th

“Amy, are you willing to testify that you sold Nicki out for...”
— This week’s Law and...

Nov 12th

louobedlam: Got to shoot Molly today.  She’s having a bit...

Nov 12th

also, i could tell by the tone of his...

Chuck: Hello?
Me: Hey. Did you get my text?
Chuck: No. What's up?
Me: Are you OK?
Chuck: Yeah. I'm fine. What's up?
Me: Can we pick up my friend Sara on the way to the bar tonight? She's like, Vermont and Sunset. It's on the way.
Chuck: Blond Sara?
Me: ... Yeah!?
Chuck: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Huh?!
Chuck: I don't like her.
Me: What?!
Chuck: I forgot to tell you. I hate people from Michigan. Sorry.
Me: ...Are you serious?
Chuck: No. I am totally kidding. That's fine.
Me: Good, because I already told her we're picking her up at 9:30. See ya!

Nov 12th

they're seniors! they're popular!...

Aw, damn. Another day in the life of Sadface McAleer. Shit. Really just called myself out. Really...

Nov 12th

caseydonahue: a dress for cool girls (via synecdoche) I...

Nov 12th

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ugh.

Nov 12th

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alexbalk: It might not always show

Nov 12th

They had a Better Off Ted press day yesterday on set and I...

Nov 12th

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Dane Cook has to be out of his fucking mind. OUT OF HIS MIND. I knew he was like, the absolute...

Nov 12th

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chuckhistory: Molls got back from Boston and all she wants to talk about is sandwiches! Los Feliz...

Nov 12th

I found these photos that Lou took from the Tumblr film guy...

Nov 12th

“I don’t know why I keep letting all these pictures of...”
— Me.

Nov 11th

misfittoys: killingbambi:yuckytuna:americanshaft:(via...

Nov 11th

2012

These movies are stupid because like, if the off chance we all got balls out lucky enough to have...

Nov 11th

Top 10 'Sesame Street' controversies

Nov 11th

That mean chick from The Practice made such a beautiful...

Nov 11th

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I made a video about what sex looks like.

Nov 11th

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minusmanhattan: WATCH THIS NOW OF THE DAY TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF: OMFG this is the funniest video...

Nov 11th

“Really” “therapeutic”...

Nov 11th

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thedailywhat: TV Promo of the Day: First look at James Franco’s General Hospital character Franco...

Nov 11th

My mom is beautiful. She keeps texting me to see if...

Nov 11th

The World’s Smallest Mom is Pregnant Again See, you...

Nov 11th

I am going through something pretty obvious, but I’m not ready to say it yet. Not for real....

Nov 10th

whydoihaveablog: Can’t a lady just get some cervical cancer so she can put her stress and problems...

Nov 10th

yay for not waking up crying!!!

Nov 10th

un electroblastron::(via binkini)

Nov 10th

Nov 10th

I’m probably the last one to know about this, but just...

Nov 10th

I had so much fun this weekend.

Nov 10th

Here are a couple shots from home. I was only there for four...

Nov 10th

I’m going to see Precious tonight so I Googled it and...

Nov 10th

erasers were really cool back then.

It’s been a pity party over here for a couple days, so let’s take a break in my...

Nov 10th

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Nov 10th

I'm going to the Better Off Ted set...

Any questions you want me to ask?

Nov 10th

Nov 10th

I feel a little guilty that I call Rachel Zoe’s...

Nov 10th

juliasegal: Lacoste tattoos= classy for life

Nov 9th

Nov 9th

We all have some Sister Mary Robert in us, I’m pretty...

Nov 9th

Chicago Tribune: "Are funny women...

Nov 9th

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Everyone needs to understand this message.

Nov 8th

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Nov 8th

“For real? It is a whole complicated thing. That messes with...”
— This Christina Aguilera...

Nov 8th

This is how I’m going to dress from now on, but I...

Nov 8th

“He listened for sobbing from outside the slammed door. There...”
— Daisy’s Valentine. Mary...

Nov 8th

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I’m trying to figure out when I can get to New York. Probably by the end of the month and at...

Nov 8th

What? You’re not sitting in bed watching Oprah DVDs in...

Nov 8th

I really wanted to see Blaire today and so she picked me up...

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

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calehartmann: get back honky cat I once got a 200 dollar speeding ticket and a moving violation...

Nov 7th

slippy: Morning after, they’re still ringing in my ear....

Nov 7th

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“Awww, no. I don’t even think about that, that’s stupid.” - Lil Wayne on death

Nov 7th

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i think this is my favorite song.

Nov 7th

creeperstatus: Mask (summarized by Wikipedia)

Nov 7th

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i am a loser

Nov 7th

kindafabulous: For my significant other I was named...

Nov 7th

me

Nov 7th

Yeah. I mean, I have to say, if someone is going to have to...

Nov 7th

“I’m always thinking about who’s watching and how...”
— Oprah

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

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take a look @ me now.

Nov 7th

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Well, I’m pretty sure this happened today.

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

downtownsasquatch: it goes there.

Nov 6th

drinking game for season nine premiere

downtownsasquatch: drink whenever: there is a continuity error you don’t give a fuck about a...

Nov 6th

A Common Nomenclature for Lego Families

Nov 6th

I dream of Molly

Nov 6th

FeFe Dobson elicited a Pyschic Moment

kindafabulous FeFe Dobson elicited a Pyschic Moment: When you’re really good friends with...

Nov 6th

it's just past 10:30 am and ed's already...

Ed: I just read your blog. You wore Airwalks?
Me: Yeah...
Ed: Is this another sign pointing towards your true sexual orientation?

Nov 6th

maryrambin: — friends from high school I haven’t seen in a...

Nov 6th

Ed, Steven and I all love us some FeFe Dobson.

Nov 6th

complaints & appreciation

My back hurts really badly. So does my neck. I’m really tired, but not as tired as I should be...

Nov 6th

barelysarcasm: Because I’m too busy being lewdly...

Nov 6th

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nedhepburn: The Mary Tyler Moore Theme “You Might Just Make It After All”

Nov 6th

“When a guy stands up and he’s using the n-word,...”
— Oprah

Nov 6th

Chase and I went to college together. He's a...

Nov 6th

saraliz: LOL LOL. SARA IS BEING ME! LOL 4 DAZZZZEEE.

Nov 6th

dirtypreston: Vice Magazine 15th Anniversary party...

Nov 6th

I just want everyone to know that I’m flying back to...

Nov 6th

jeninla: Separated at birth: Molls and that bratty kid...

Nov 6th

alanfm78: You decide. I’m thinking Molls may have been...

Nov 6th

Most of these were taken in Marshfield/Duxbury, where I...

Nov 5th

this is my favorite

Nov 5th

I drank Mountain Dew once in my life.

Nov 5th

that’s me.

Nov 5th

(via samanthalynnn) I just showed this to Fiona and she...

Nov 5th

Damn, my face be coolin’ by night. Fiona and I put on...

Nov 5th

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suckafuck: 90210 - Wale (prod. by Mark Ronson) Dedicating this to…

Nov 5th

perf.

Nov 5th

“I had a dream last night that i was watching a documentary...”
— NuDawn Oh, baby gurl. In...

Nov 5th

my cousin got her certificate at beauty...

I haven’t dyed my hair black in several months because again, I am poor. I used to just box...

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

Mom: You gonna take a shower?
Me: Yeah. Real quick lady, in and out.
Mom: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
Me: Gross, Mom.
Mom: Do you ever watch The Office?
Me: Ya, Mom. I know that one.

Nov 4th

yankeegirl: thenewromantic: hotncoldfuture:thedame: ...

Nov 4th

Awwww, shit! What do you lasagna ass bitches know about the...

Nov 4th

Of course you know that one of my favorite parts of being...

Nov 4th

jeffrubinjeffrubin: I’ve recently become fascinated with...

Nov 4th

Are you a Christian Hipster?

Nov 4th

saraliz: wag’s favorite game “i brougt u something no u...

Nov 4th

Perfect.

Nov 4th

“I love when people say, “HEY, TRIP OUT!” as an introduction...”
— KiNda FaBuLoUs:

Nov 4th

I cancelled my cable about 9 months ago because I couldn’t afford it. I manage to catch up on...

Nov 4th

PedoTeacher.com. Yes, please! (click the photo to be...

Nov 4th

Dearest Kathy Griffin, Can we talk? OK, so first of all, I...

Nov 4th

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amandalynferri: This my new favorite video on the internet.  RIFYL:  American Girl Dolls,...

Nov 4th

if i have to see one more photo of a...

it’s November 3rd. Spare me, hags.

Nov 3rd

molly: have anything planned for barry's anniversary?
mel: yes. i have been laid out in a lace teddy with pumpkin pie filling in all of my orifices for hour.
molly: you stole my idea!
mel: unique ideas to surprise your lover are hard to come by.

Nov 3rd

personally, i find great joy in seeing...

Nov 3rd

one of my best friends from high school is on...

Nov 3rd

i feel very badly for the people who...

it’s just like “ugh. how sad is your life?”

Nov 3rd

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atencio: Blog / Off It’s a hard life for a Tumblr star like Molls. People are always harassing...

Nov 3rd

A+

Nov 3rd

Me: Fiona, your TV shows suck.
Fiona: You don't watch the news?
Me: Fuck no.

Nov 3rd

servemyworldblog: DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON...

Nov 3rd

Me: How did your first night with Wags go?
Sara: OK. He got upset when I moved.
Me: Oh yeah. That's the thing about him. Once you lay down you're not allowed to move. Sorry.

Nov 3rd

cousins

Fiona: I have to watch Jay Leno at 10.
Me: Why?!
Fiona: I love him. I need to hear him before I go to bed or I can't sleep. He's such a grandpa, I love his lisp. Whenever they do Jaywalking, I always hope he bumps in to you.
Me: You're what's wrong with America and if they ever approached me to do Jaywalking I would pass.
Fiona: I knew you would because you're a bitch!
Me: Yup, a bitch with pride.
Fiona: Do you watch Conan?
Me: Yes! I love Conie!
Fiona: UGH! YOU WOULD! HE LOOKS LIKE A BIRD!

Nov 3rd

(via saraliz) So  happy knowing that Sara is taking good...

Nov 3rd

saraliz: bonerparty: natashavc: “Boner party is over,...

Nov 3rd

jimisland: Molls and I dance together for the first time...

Nov 3rd

Tumblr Film Festival

Nov 2nd

Flew home on the redeye to surprise my mummy. They’re...

Nov 2nd

What would it be like if Sexy Jane walked in on Sexy Daria...

Nov 2nd

My life is awesome because I own this. I own this because...

Nov 2nd

It’s a privilege to know you, Sir.

Nov 2nd

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snuh: Jane’s Addiction: Jane Says

Nov 2nd

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kindafabulous: folkinz: no doubt: don’t speak Ok, I bought their greatest hit album at Best Buy...

Nov 2nd

bonerparty: shit, girl. i got Eddie Murphy “Raw” on the...

Nov 1st

saraliz: “i nerd you so hard” QWERTY or FLIRTY?

Nov 1st

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