February 2012
the craziest blind item i have ever read (maybe) →
please let this be true. please let me know who it is.
“The phone called Mobilyze! is still in the works, but a small trial run has...”
– Mobile Device Detects When You’re Depressed, Acts as Your Therapist
Jordan sent me this today— Anything to get out of paying for therapy, right?
I just found out about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s open marriage and I am shocked. Shocked!
Gay rumors about both of them aside, if I ever said what I just wrote above in front of my co-workers, they’d look at me and be like, “Molly. Molly, honey. Molly. C’mon!”
Because I guess you’re supposed to just accept that people are like, animals or something....
“An in-your-face owning of one’s vulnerability is a powerful feminist strategy …...”
– Dodie Bellamy via Emily Books (via rachelfershleiser)
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spoonsafterdinner asked: Do people tell you that you remind them of Christina Aguilera?
did y'all win $$$ in your office football game...
There was an office football game thing at work and I think you could win up to $400, which would be DOPE to win. I was working at home the day they did it, but thankfully, Morgan and Michelle both included me in their squares. I have a pretty good shot at winning!
I don’t know if I won or not because I didn’t bring the piece of paper with the grid on it (even though I stared at it...
“She ate him.”
– The most popular Google search result for “what happened to Adele and her ex-boyfriend?”
Really mean, you guys. Really funny and really mean.
January 2012
Did anyone ever see that episode of COPS, where this wife called the police on her husband because he was being homophobic toward their infant son? The guy was on the porch talking to the officers like, “She said she would be okay with my son being, uh, a homosexuality but I would not be okay with that because I don’t believe in that.”
And he kept pronouncing it like, “A...
LOST: ONE TOFFEE SQUARE
I lost a toffee square. It answers to the name of “snack”. I put it on my bedside table about one hour ago and, unless it’s inside of my dog, I lost it. I looked inside a drawer, as well as shoe, to see if it had fallen from its spot on my bedside table to a more appropriate snacking place, but as far as I can see, it did not.
R.I.P. TOFFEE SQUARE. U DID A BAD BITCH GOOD.
You have more interesting things going on in the...
WatchSaturday.
I am so glad American Idol is back. It’s always the TCPM (therapeutic crys per minute) are incomparable!
Cents and Sensibility →
I love that we have a column about personal finance at HelloGiggles!
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Using all my free time to watch Felicity from scratch
DRINKING WINE THROUGH A FRUIT ROLL-UP AND WATCHING...
Good lord. The Todd Glass WTF interview is... →
spoonsafterdinner asked: as a blogger and as part of the entertainment industry, how do you feel about SOPA?
quick things
I was sad when I read that Dooce and her husband are separated this week. I wrote some blog entry about it when I was drunk, but I removed it because I was embarrassed to have feelings.
I joined Ed’s gym. I went like 10 times so I got new sneakers. I hadn’t gotten new athletic sneakers for about seven years, but the ones I had were still perfectly good because I use them so...
