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Reserve your tickets for the HG After Dark show this Friday at 9 PM. I’m reading some of my fucking amazing poems, so…
This is for us, Internet.
60 year old Korean Cab driver
Cabbie: I pay $800 a week to drive this cab, even if I no drive.
Me: Well, fuck that noise.
Cabbie: Fuck the noise?
Me: Yeah! Fuck that noise!
Cabbie: Oh, yes, okay. Fuck that noise! Haha! Fuck noise!
are you coketalk?
Me: Do you think he's CokeTalk?
Ed: Um, no. CokeTalk is a woman.
Me: Yeah, idiot. That's what we're supposed to think.
Ed: Well, IDIOT, as a gay man I can tell you that that person has a uterus and a clitoris, so they are definitely a woman. Idiot.
pieceotoast asked: Holy crap! Were you just mentioned in Awkward? Not that you watch that show, do you watch that show?
Forever convinced that the only reason I’m...
a blog entry
Day 18 in Austin, TX, if I’m doing my math right. My internet here hasn’t been as reliable as usual here. The first week I called the lady I was renting from all, “No, unacceptable, I need fast Internet, this is not what I paid for,” because I’m super into laying down the fucking law these days. And she fixed it because she’s awesome, but I’ve barely...