December 2007
whores that own →
From ABC News: FORT PIERCE, Fla. — A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report. The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bic…
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November 2007
wonder why this video got rejected... →
I made this video last night and it got rejected this morning. Hmmm… wonder why? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a conversation between friends →
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do you take pleasure in the bizarre? →
But the real anomaly was the time we spent with our clothes on, smoking a joint in the darkened room and trading the intimate details of our lives a thin wall away from regular city street noise. Our time together felt sort of glam and scummy in a… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
canadians are awesome →
This is a PSA that’s been running in Canada. Just like Degrassi, it goes there! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
it's actually nothing like a calgon comercial →
I made this tonight when I was trying to clean my room when I was a little bit buzzed. I came home from the bar early and I started to tidy up (even though I did this two days ago, I am a mess) and stopped mid-cleaning when I saw Wagandstuff doi…
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i'm going to hell for all the mean things i've... →
BUT ONE LAST ONE! What is the deal with Audrina’s mouth? Is it just me, or is there something unbelievably disgusting about the whole thing? I think she’s a pretty girl, I am in no way calling her ugly or something… I just think her mouth look… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
leave me a message →
I don’t check my real voicemails that come to my personal cell phone, so it’s a little ridiculous that I’d try this… but anyway… I set up an online voicemail box. I want you to call me and leave me messages. (641) 715-3900 It may ask you to…
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in case you were wondering what's made me angry so... →
Does anyone else wonder how a song as shitty as the Plain White T’s Hey There Deliliah manages to get played on the radio enough times to become a number one hit? It has to be one of the lamest, douchiest songs I’ve ever heard. Surely people aren’… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
random memory →
My college boyfriend had a friend who everyone knew by the name “Baby James”, even though he was taller/heavier/drunker than all of them almost all of the time. One night after he spilled his drink on me, I dumped my beer on his head. That was th… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i should probably turn the flashing red lights off →
Wagandstuff has been laying on my knees with a case of the hiccups for the last half an hour, off and on. I keep checking to make sure he’s not having a seizure. Sometimes I am afraid that all of his digestive issues are actually little seizures,… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
what's your zodiac sign? →
I decided that when I blow up and get to have side projects, like a clothing label and a music career, I’m going to make my first album with Fatman Scoop. He makes everything better.
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sam and cam →
This is my little sister and my mom’s dog in Florida over Thanksgiving. I haven’t seen a full picture of the dog (just cell phone pictures and ones where my mom is hugging him and most of his face is smooshed and covered). I’m bringing Wagandstuff… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
further proof that most men are a lost cause →
Tide is Turning - m4w Reply to: pers-489572234@craigslist.org Date: 2007-11-26, 12:05AM PST I don’t need you in my life just because I’ve invested so much time and emotions in developing a friendship with you. I have been honest and sweet to… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
jammer time →
I usually like to marinate on a jam for a minute or so and make sure it has the staying power that it needs to declare it an official jam. Here are some songs that have recently passed my test: This is one of my favorite tracks on the new Jay-Z…. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i still love him, but... →
I spent most of the afternoon cleaning my apartment. I picked up every last thing from the floors, vacuumed, Swiffered, changed my sheets, sorted laundry by color and wash cycle… It took about three hours, and by the time I was done I was exhaus… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a conversation between co-workers →
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people who have it worse than i do →
I’m just sayin’… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
more great news from the frontlines of... →
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girls next door →
I don’t really have guilty pleasures, mainly because I challenge their existence (See: This Chuck Klosterman essay), but there are a few things I won’t admit I enjoy immediately when meeting a person. These things include the major motion picture … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
new york and shovel-love →
Let me start off by saying that my trip to New York/Boston to see my friends/the Shovelhead show/check out the Gawker offices was both long over due and extremely necessary. I hadn’t been amongst my people in nearly a year and I hadn’t left LA sin… …
email →
I set up an email address for this blog. mollsshewrote(at)gmail(dot)com There ya go. Use it to send me love mail, hate mail, stories about human deformities, invitations to your parties, coupons for things like cashmere yarn and pizza… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
everyone's mother →
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thankful →
It’s Thanksgiving! Here’s the necessary list of things/people/places I want to show thanks to today: 1) The City of Los Angeles- This city is the fucking worst, but it’s also my home and I’ve learned more about myself and the world in the last ye…
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candace cameron bure (no hyphen!) →
Oh snap! DJ from Full House was on The View yesterday and she’s still totally hot. Forget the fact that she and her brother (click that link, it’s a fucking treat) went all crazy Born Again or whatevs… She’s adorable and is TOTALLY rocking a s… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i'm a sophisticated kind of bitch →
Blakeley, my crazy boss who has recently gained a small amount of internet fame for his random acts of douchiness, set me up with SiteMeter to monitor my traffic. I tend to think that most information of this nature is more harmful than helpful, … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
"get out! you're making the room hot!" →
This is my favorite (found) video of the week. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
my interview with ricky martin's mom →
Today while at the strike parade (OOoooOOo, Alicia Keys!), I was asked by a homeless woman to interview her. If you’re awesome you’ll watch the whole thing, but at least watch the last half if you can. I love how she kind of taunts me at the begin…
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jeff rosenthal →
(Happy now? Oxen.) I still haven’t updated anything about my trip to New York/Boston, because I am somehow still more exhausted than when Tom took this picture at 5 AM on Sunday: Basically, I have been extremely exhausted for several days. More… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
we are disgusting because we are awesome →
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my dvr loves me →
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i lose/win →
Well, I didn’t post the last day or two, so I’ve fucked up NoBloPoMo, but I totally win because I’ve just come home to the most scrumptious little baby chihuahua face in the universe. I’ll post pictures of my travels tomorrow if I can motivate, b… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the internet is my favorite. →
If you enjoy stereotypes as much as I do, you’ll love New and Improved Stereotypes. I guess it’s old, but I saw it linked on dooce today and fell in lurve with the cute cartoons and silly captions. I love how the white guy is wearing a green vest…
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I was all "!!!!" and she was like "!!!!!!" →
NYC is amazing, but I miss that furry little man I love. I bought new suede boots today. My friend Karyn bought the same ones. We’re twins. Last night was a full-on Shovelhead ‘06 reunion. The five of us sat at a table together for the first tim…
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yes, yes, mother fucking yes →
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punky power →
I’ve been told I look like Punky Brewster three times today by three different people. Right on!
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i'll snort his ashes like cocaine. →
My friends Mike and Johnny from HBO made this hilarious “Dream Phone” spoof and posted it on Funny or Die. Not only does it just look good, but it’s well written and LOL funny. Super LOL funny. Watch it. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i would →
Of course the first thing that I do on my vacation (beside taking a much-needed nap on the Allocca/Jasinski couch) is go into work. I am currently sitting at my boss’ desk while he is in a meeting. Initial thoughts on the Gawker offices: 1) It’… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i wanna rock →
This video came on VH1 Classic last night on my JetBlue flight. I promptly decided that this is the best music video ever made. Ever. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
hostage →
As I’m writing this, I’m in the Long Beach airport. I love this airport, and while the cab from Koreatown costs about 20 dollars more than the ride to LAX, I choose it time after time as long as I have the option. There are a few reasons: First, i… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
crazytown, sadifornia →
You’ve stopped stalking me. - m4w (Crazytown, Sadifornia) from craigslist los angeles | missed connections search for “m4w” In fact, I think you’re over me. And in love with someone else. Which is great. Most of me is glad for you. Of cours… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
more stuff to do when you're stoned →
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scavenger →
A boy sent me on a scavenger hunt in Koreatown today. There was wine (which was taken away by the Wilshire Temple janitorial staff), wine glasses and a single rose. Not to mention little notes in black envelopes that had rose petals shoved inside…. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
vaca! →
I’m getting the fuck out of dodge for a week. I’ll be in NYC/Boston. Email me if you want to hang out: mollymcaleer(at)gmail(dot)com Read and post comments | Send to a friend
"you get a lot of sexual things?" →
Check out my interview with Spiderman. I don’t know if it comes off as sad as it was in person. I just really hope he’s getting laid/has a girlfriend. He should at least have that. Also, I annoy myself. I ask completely retarded questions and… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
for real? →
What the fuck is up with Zac Efron? How does he exist? I mean, I get it: he was in High School Musical, one of the biggest movies of the year that no one I know actually saw. I get that. But really? Like, seriously… how does he exist? He’s fre… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
lovely →
How to Say I Love You by Paul Ford (29) In the late 19th century you cut her name into the cornfields, hoping someone would invent the airplane.
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jammer time →
It’s cold this morning. There are certain jams that I am inclined to listen to when the weather gets like this. Mainly classic rock that reminds me of cruising around in my Olds back in my BC days. Boston is cold from September up until July. We g… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
oh no he didn't... →
Oh snap! Yes he did! That’s fucked up! That poor chick is just trying to have sex with him, and he’s on top of her thinking of expressionist paintings? Who is this guy? Just be glad that there’s a vagina attached to that face and that you’re not… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
doing god's work and stuff →
In response to a.dor.a.ble. : Woweewowwow! I seriously hope that my blog helps make a baby. Now where the fuck is my love connection? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
