January 2008
happy new year →
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A History Of New York In The 00's So Far →
What happened to New York? A condensed review of each day’s Metro section of the “New York Times” since mid-2000.
why is zsa zsa's 9th husband wearing my mother's... →
He’s all “LISTEN! I JUST THREW ON SOME BOOTS AND A KNIT TOP AND WENT TO GET SOME GASOLIIIIIINNNEEE! GET OUT MY FACE SO I CAN GET MY NEW TRACKS PUT IN FOR TONIGHT! LATES, BITCHES!” Read and post comments | Send to a friend
after lunch he's going to cure aids →
On our morning walk, Wagandstuff spent ten minutes sniffing around for something only to discover that the smell he was trying to find belonged to a pile of another dog’s crap. He’s a genius, I tell ya. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
December 2007
Did Transformers producers rip off "Bee-Otch" air... →
Producers of the Transformers movie allegedly ripped off a Brooklyn woman’s copyrighted design of an angry bee for the sight gag of the “Bee-Otch” air freshener.
a conversation between friends →
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a conversation between friends →
From a phone conversation that ended three minutes ago: 1: Am I like, obligated to kiss him at midnight if I go? 2: No. You’re never obligated to kiss anyone because they invite you to a party. It’s not the 1950s. You’re a woman and it’s the 90s…. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
answer: definitely →
waitress at sizzler - m4w - 33 Reply to: pers-523262877@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-30, 11:17AM PST You waited on a group of three people. in the corner. I drank MT. Dew, I had on a grey sweater with a football team. this was on saturday. W… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
all of that stuff is really bad today →
I know, I know. My typing, grammar and spelling are especially terrible today. I’ve had to go back and fix a few things. The spaces between paragraphs are killing me in the 2007 wrap-up post. My keyboard is being funky today. For example, it wou… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
joan rivers is on point. who knew? →
“Tell a comedian a joke and they won’t laugh… They will point at you and say ‘that’s funny’.” - Joan Rivers I love this quote. I want to have it translated into fifteen different languages and tattoo it on my back. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
2007: stuff i'll remember to tell my kids about →
In chronological order (or as close to as I can get, things tend to be… hazy.): - New Years Eve is the best of my life thus far. Ben Savage shows up to our party. Everyone kind of freaks about it. He and I wind up talking in a corner with a Ale… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
julia allison linked me on her blog last night… wtf?
the internet is like, all over my life →
I was just reading Julia Allison’s blog (yep, I totally read the blog. Can’t pull my face away from the glass window. I blame my employer) and she linked to a video… A video of MINE. Apparently, Jakob Lodwick’s little brother found the Image Pa… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Honda Create Giant Transforming Rocketship for... →
very trippy
do you want to have a "being bad" party? →
Click the images to enlarge them. That’s a note from sophomore year of high school. I found it in a box at my mother’s house. Being fifteen was a little bit ridiculous. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
thursday night we went downtown →
It was three dollar Dewars night at La Cita (DanceRight event), so we all got some on the rocks and a round of Tecate went outside to kill cigarettes. I hadn’t seen Alex in forever and it was really good to have him back. He took all the picture… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
my fingers are like frozen fish sticks →
I just made an appointment to have my pilot light lit on my heater. Why I waited until nearly January to do this is beyond me, especially since I’ve been walking around my house dressed like I’m about to go skiing for the last month. I am current… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
technology →
Please Digg my story! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
you know what? i tried, twitter. i tried to set you up on my phone, but you didn’t work, and you can’t say i didn’t try. asshole.
the return of skinny blue dog →
Look what I got in my socking on Christmas morning (last home movie, I SWEAR): We totally needed a new one of these! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
image parties own face! →
Defamer published my second image party that I did for them. Anyone For A 50% Off, Christmas-Themed Britney Spears Image Party? Go check it out. I put the “It’s Britney Bitch” at the top of the Christmas song, looped the chorus at the end and h… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
you think your parents are cuter? i'll fight you... →
[UPDATE: To clear up any confusion, that is my mom and my step-dad. I don’t know my real father, really. I haven’t seen him since I was about nine. My mom married Gregg my soph. year of college. I love him and his kids to death— there’s really … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Chevy reveals E85-powered Corvette Z06 pace car... →
Emerson Fittipaldi will be at the wheel of this E85-powered Corvette Z06 concept car at the 2008 Indy 500. Great. But can we get it in a better color next year?
leap years would definitely be his favorite years... →
Mom: Tell your brother what happens when you go to jail. Me: You become someone’s bitch. Mom: Yes. And when you go to jail„ you go for years. It’s not just for one day. You know how many days are in a year? Brother: 365? Me: Yes. 365 days of bein… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
totally? →
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george admits his friend takes better pictures →
My step-grandfather George is hilarious. Actually, both of my step dad’s parents are a riot, but the way George takes pictures is hysterical to all of us. This year I managed to capture it all on film. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
home →
Driving through Wellsley and Needham with my brother. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the great t-shirt exchange →
First of all, I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Now back to me. This year Shovelhead (my college sketch group) decided to do something called The Great T-Shirt Exchange. Basically, we all got assigned to another person in the group and made the… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
it's really not that gay or whatever →
“It may sound gay or whatever but whenever I use Google, I feel like I’m talking to Grampie.” - My mother, talking about my amazing grandfather (who passed away in November of 2004), tonight as we circled the parking lot in the Natick Mall Read and post comments | Send to a friend
because this is what you do when you can't start... →
Yesterday I laid in my mother’s dog’s bed and we made out for a little while. If Wagandstuff learns how to use YouTube, I’m pretty much screwed. As you can see, he wasn’t a very good kisser and I quickly went to asking for make outs to being boa… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
she's my mom... →
I took this video of my mother yesterday at her store before we went to dinner with my step dad. My mom runs a vintage/consignment store in Needham and it’s actually ridiculously cool. You can see the hot pink Ferragamo belt behind her that I wan… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
heading home →
I haven’t seen my brothers in an entire year. Tonight I’m flying back to Boston. I can’t wait to lay on my parents couch and eat sandwiches and drink Dunkin Donuts coffee and hang out with my family and friends. Leaving that stuff behind is defini… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
breaking news: i have feelings. →
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that I’m a girl full of feelings. Hell, it’s the description of this entire blog. Feelings, feelings, feelings. Recently, a friend kindly broke the news to me that I “might be depressed”. No. I am definitely… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
another reason to move to new york →
THAT mess is a local cable ad and that’s exactly what I’d like to see everyday. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
same here →
As many of you have noted, I am not a perfect person. I have made mistakes, over and over again. And sometimes the only way to get back up after you’ve fallen so far is to rely on something bigger than yourself, to pull your head out of your ass a… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
sounds fair. →
“This girl just walked into the chocolate store near the garage where I’m trying to park my car… and now I’m going to have to rape her.” - Anonymous, but only because he could be DISBARRED for that! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
there's usually at least one hot dude on each... →
Today sucks moose dick, but I made my Gridskipper debut with a credit for this video I caught on the news last night: Metro May Make it to West LA This is big news here, especially for anyone who hates driving as much as I do. Now they just have… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the calm before the shitstorm →
How come you never receive any sort of warning when you lay your head on your pillow at night that the next day is going to be a drama-filled shitstorm? Shouldn’t there be some sort of a system so you can decide if you want to wake up the next da… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
poor word choice →
Chubby Girl in Coffee Bean today - m4w Reply to: pers-514912904@craigslist.org Date: 2007-12-19, 10:53PM PST we were both there and the store was crowded but Our eyes locked and we were frozen I smiled and you looked away then looked b… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i’m going to start twittering regularly again. it will be fun for anyone who’s tracked down my tumblr.
email of the century →
Received at 10:08 PM: Hello, I don’t know if I’m writing the right person for this, but I have an idea for a guaranteed sky rocketing ratings reality show. I’ve faithfully watched I Love New York 1 and 2, Flavor of Love 1 and 2, and Charm… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
most delicious banner ad i've seen all day →
(all week, maybe!) These are probably my all time favorite candies, and I seriously love candy. I probably eat some every day. When I was little, I would buy these at the Green Harbor General Store and eat them on the beach, even if they got c… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
possible side effect of working from home. →
Do you ever have moments when you’re walking around in the clothes you fell asleep in the night before and you trip over a suitcase and nail your face on the side of a dresser, knocking over a bottle of Diet Coke and an ashtray that you think you … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
The 620+ HP 2009 Chevy Corvette ZR1 officially... →
This is it. The speculation can now end - this is the 2009 Chevy Corvette ZR1, powered by a supercharged LS9 6.2-liter V8 engine, the ZR1 produces over 100 HP per liter. That’s right, the new supercharged supercar from the General has over 620 horses under the hood and approximately 595 lb-ft of torque. Here’s all the exclusive pics and details.
