January 2008
a message from a co-worker →
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lesbo jokes to spice up your thursday →
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let's just hang out in bed and talk →
I made this this morning. This is the last time I can use this DV tape. It’s sad to retire one. I’ve used it for at least 8 different events from what I can tell. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
here's what i have to say to that →
“They thought you were the smarter, bitchier Paris Hilton.” — Email from a friend today, talking about what his/her friends thought upon meeting me. OK, I’ll take it. I will totally take that. (Especially because I know that with this group, “bi… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
makes me proud →
I was really kind of floored when my mom referenced Calvin Harris by name yesterday on the phone… Errrr… it’s saying “video not available” for some reason… but that’s a lie, so just check back later. It’s totally avails, I’m watching in o… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
getting my life together →
Tonight I cleaned my room and moved my bed. Moving furniture makes a monumental difference in your living situation and if you’re ever feeling like you’re in a rut, I suggest you do it. It’s amazing how something as simple as waking up on on the o… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
real id? →
Pardon me while I get political for a moment. Have you heard of the Real ID act? Terrifying. This site is clearly quite propaganda-y, but they’ve got themselves a pretty solid point. Do you want to be tied to the government via ID? I know I don’… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
"you know i like to juxtafuck eerrything" →
Ed took these of me/us last Saturday: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
something you should know about the person who... →
I just nearly crushed my dog’s skull in an attempt to Crank That Soulja Boy. If Wagandstuff died because his mother can’t manage to master the moves of a dance craze, that would truly be a shame. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
in case you were wondering... →
..I’m STILL thinking about JayNotes. He’s no flash in the pan, that one. Here’s another JayNotes video I found in my research last night. No, JayNotes… My whole life has changed since you came in. Also: He takes requests? Ballin’. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i'm pretty sure i know the person who posted this →
Bartender, Bartender, Please Fill Me Up - m4w - 23 Reply to: pers-554178478@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-28, 2:47AM PST To the alluring bartender at Bar 107, I would never attempt to pursue a bartender. Bartenders are considered ‘the unatt… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
pulled from rss because craig's list had already... →
I like mine RARE - m4w from craigslist los angeles | missed connections search for “m4w” Hey sweet mama, I saw you at Outback in Puente Hills mall last night. You were this sweet looking piece of ass in this sexy little thang. you was with yo… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
mollsnotesainsley →
My friend Slippy just started a new website, isuckatsinging.com. Basically it’s like the best part of American Idol auditions over and over again, except better because you don’t have to see Simon Cowell and two arguable failures verbally abuse th… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
lady things →
This morning I woke up drunk and ate an orange in bed. Then I started getting really sick and proceeded to vomit for about four hours, on and off. I’m chill now, don’t worry. Wagandstuff gets the cutest look on his face when I barf. He’s all “HEY… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a conversation between friends →
1: We could go to Barney’s. 2: BEANERY? 1: Yeah. 2: Yeah, and like… get finger banged. 1: I know, by a guy in an American Eagle button-down. 2: If you wanna get finger fucked in the bathroom of a bar, go to Barney’s. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the luckiest girl in the world! →
You guys! You’ll never believe what just happened! I was sitting here, watching Rachael Ray as I normally do and stuffing my face with Doritos. So like, they were ranch Doriots, right? WELL! Mixed in with the bag was ONE SINGLE NACHO CHEESE DORIT… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
reco →
This soap smells fantastic and it feels like lotion. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
moon unit →
I just wanted to say that to date, my most favorite comment that anyone has ever directed toward me on any of the sites I work for was on Gawker. Someone called me Moon Unit. That was the best. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a list of things! →
1) Avocado 2) Grey t-shirts 3) Cement mixer 4) Fox holes 5) Romeo and Juliet by Tupac feat. Lil Kim 6) Uncle Sam 7) Permanent markers 8) Medium density fiber board 9) Piano tuner 10) Tap shoes Read and post comments | Send to a friend
nipper →
This little guy’s name is Nipper. He would make a good lap dog for my lap dog. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
glad that's over →
It’s raining and I’m cold and hungry. For a period of about eleven seconds I thought to myself, “Gee, it would be really nice to have a boyfriend right now.” Do you wanna know what’s really nice? Doin’ whatever the fuck I want. BAM! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Amazing V12 engine made of paper →
Somebody with way too much time on their hands created a moveable V12 engine made out of paper
give me money and i'll put it right back in your... →
The Gawker Store is closing and I just ordered t-shirt. In all fairness, I’ve always wanted this shirt and it’s my fave Lohan quote ever, so I know it’s a purchase I wont regret for too long. I got a woman’s medium so even when I get married and… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
jakob lodwick isn't wearing his common sense hat →
Jakob Lodwick has to be smarter than this. Does Gawker pay commenters? OF COURSE NOT! There are perhaps several staff members/interns who post comments (including ones who you know about, LOLCait, Blakeley, et c.), but are most of the regular co… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
racy →
Where I grew up: Where I live now: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a message to my mother →
UPDATE: She called me back. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
heath ledger is dead. →
No joke. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
omfg, vom city →
WHY?????? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
teeth →
I want to see this movie: Last night someone was saying that this movie is almost definitely anti-woman, and I’m all “What are you talking about?! A vagina badass enough to grow its own protection? That’s probably the most empowered thing I can th… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
why would you do that? →
There is a crazy man out in the street yelling into the night. His speaking voice sounds like DMX’s rapping voice, which is really awesome, I guess. I just wish he would stop yelling so Wagandstuff would stop thinking there’s a giant dog who knows… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i need your help, internet →
Can anyone tell me what channel the Oscar nominations are airing on? I have a lot of work to do tonight and I’ll be up late, so I’d love not to wake up at 5 AM and have to figure this out the old fashioned way. Please, please, please: If you can … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
bob saget! omg! indeed! →
Tourette’s syndrome is really extra sad because it’s one of those things that’s awesome for pretty much everyone but the person who has it and probably a few close friends/relatives. Oh, I’m sorry. Is it not nice to be honest? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
stacy baron will take your man and ruin your... →
Do you know Stacy Baron or Stacy Creger? - m4w Reply to: pers-546507309@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-21, 9:32AM PST I need as much information on this person for an upcoming Divorce. I know that she frequents the following bars… Whisperz… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
fucking delightful →
I’m going to ask you to go ahead and treat yourself to the video posted above. It’s… awesome… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a tsunami of flavor →
What’s turned my frown upside down? This list of all the Fanta flavors in the world. Check out Japan! Oh shit, Japan! You kill me. Best. Soda. Flavors. Ever. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i put the "feelings" in "sunday" →
I’m feeling kind of sad today. Everything was going OK until a couple hours ago. Now I’m having Sunday feelings. I don’t want to work in the morning. I don’t want a new week to start. I was tomorrow to be a new day of the week called “Cryday”. It … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
aw, fuck... →
You know, I’m going to be honest about something I’ve been keeping inside lately. I hate the word “charticle”. I don’t like the way it looks, I don”t like the way it rolls off my tongue and sticks inside my ears like the echo of a church bell a… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
First 2009 Corvette ZR1 auctioned off for $1... →
The first 600+ HP 2009 Corvette ZR1 was just auctioned off moments ago at the Scottsdale Barrett-Jackson auction for the unheard of price of $1 million.
allow me to point this out to you →
Trader Joe’s (palms) I spilled coffee! - m4w - 34 Reply to: pers-543766511@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-18, 3:31PM PST I was in line in front of a lovely lady and I spilled a bit of coffee on myself. she handed me a napkin and really sweet a… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
this is my impression of you →
This is my impression of one of the many friends I have named Eric: “Oh hey, Molls? Taking your first nap in three months? OK. I’ll leave you alone and just call your cell phone twice instead. I really don’t want to disturb your sleep, so I’ll ju… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the crazier she gets, the more i love her →
That’s Britney two nights ago in Hollywood. God, she’s the best. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
340mph Motorcycle Enters Production →
$2.7million, the fastest road vehicle ever. Awesome.
i was alex →
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bang with the gang that don't need no intro →
This is where I’ll be tonight: GUERRILLA GAY BAR COMMUNIQUE No. 42 Greetings, guerrillas, Now we’re not the world’s most physical guys, but this month’s target is… Lola’s 945 N Fairfax Ave West Hollywood, CA 90036 Google map: http://maps.g… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
my brain is having an orgy →
The top 25 singles of the year (according to Billboard), all mashed-up. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
slightly less creepy than the norm →
Seeking first girlfriend - m4w - 40 Reply to: pers-542752608@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-17, 5:42PM PST We both went to Griffith Middle School, met in 7th grade, her name was Nancy Thurston. She lived accross the bridge in Bell, but went to… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
molls on cnn →
OK, so I’m not personally on CNN, but according to others, my Tom Cruise Top 5 video received some mention today. So like, basically I feel kind of important. That will fade, don’t worry. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a handy tip →
If you want to steal the music I post on my blog, subscribe to me via RSS. There’s an option to download the source file in Google Reader. I just realized this and I think it’s yet another reason to stick with Vox rather than switching to one of t… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
excuse the lack of sense-making →
The key factor in my working from home is that I never work from bed. I pretend that I go to work everyday at my house like my desk is actually ten miles away in Santa Monica like it used to be rather than ten feet from my bed. I never lay down af… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
