Everyone looks amazing. On our way to weho.
I would care that this is my 1500th tweet, but I don’t believe in numbers.
Still in bed. I’ve been sick all morning.
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i can get behind this →
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take a walk to bonnie brae →
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glen sighting →
You guys are never going to fucking believe what happened yesterday! So I’m in the Wilshire/Western vicinity because ya know, that’s my general area without giving any specifics away…
There are 2 typos in that last twitter. I have to start paying attention.
I need to figure out how to lose five pounds in four hours that doesn’t involve cutting off a limb or anything else harmful.
miso soup did the trick. i’m back in the game, folks!
or Patricia Arquette needs to go back in time and be doing a lot of emotional eating on the True Romance set.
spring awakening →
I am so sick today. I can’t stop barfing. It’s not even a hangover situation. I’m gonna make this quick and post pictures tomorrow: Last night was awesome. The LA cast of Spring…
my horoscope says today is one of my best days of the entire year and i’ve spent it puking and laying in bed wondering if I can go out later
i would kill to stop puking. i really really want to go out tonight. :(
At the afterparty. Hoping fran drescher shows up.
Allison janey just bust a move to gold digger. You heard it here folks.
J peterman from sienfeld is here.
Billy elliot is here, too. Alexis wants his shit.
We just ran into a total loser.
“Your angle here is that it’s not your fault that Quentin Tarantino is a pervert”
My boyfriend is back: http://tinyurl.com/5aobel
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Thanks to my new broseph Peter for the sweet iPod hook-up. I can leave my house with out having to hear people make noises out of their ugly faces on the street again. Today was…
Just ran in to glen from coffee bean at another coffee bean.
I am so out of it. I have to shower before spring awakening tonight.
How many times have I written the words “thanks for your patience”? That should be my slogan.
Today has been epic. Going home to get ready for spring awakening.
You guys… Hollywood? Totally bizarre.
Alexis found my alabama glasses!!!
No, that’s not how I really talk, you fucking idiots.
Remember the day after the VMAs when errybody said TI sucked and I said it was art and now it’s the #1 song in the country? I win.
fantastical creature update →
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Is Picket Fences the best show ever? Well it very well may be!
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These kids are my jam. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
fantastical bear update →
This Honey Bear came to life the other night. Also, my inner Rainman. That’s chill. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
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OK, so one of the people on my short list of people that would totally blow my mind if I met them in person is Missy Elliot. What would you even say if you met Missy Elliot? I…
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snacks on deck
Ed and I had no luck getting costumes. Gotta go work and go to bed asap tonight.
i have a dog licking my foot.
watch this one time only →
OK, like…. this is so dumb. But it’s awesome when you watch it exactly once and imagine how annoying it would be if your friends had one. I don’t know, man. I’m pretty obsessed with…
my lips are in pain. am i a big time mouth breather and i didn’t know it? what’s going on?
you've got some balls, brah →
Zucks, you kidding me with the private profile? You are Facebook. We can’t find out that you’re interests include Sudoku and gaming and that you’re listening to Toad the Wet Sprocket…
looking at pictures of people’s babies on facebook. babies, you guys. they are so cute.
i have a hard time liking most other people →
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Good morning. I feel crazy.
Here’s a tip: If you live in the hood, sleep with your windows shut. Not for safety, but because the late night noises will haunt your ass.