Numbers aren’t real: http://tinyurl.com/5aq9qr
Pretty much can’t even wait for the Britney special tonight.
you can say i put rings on things that i really... →
Out of every song on my laptop that I’ve owned and listened to music on for over a year, the number one most played song in its history is Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It). Total…
hummus and housewives
I have to say, I don’t think I ever really appreciated how retarded the word “meaningful” is before Carles and HRO.
My mom has been yelling at me for 20 minutes on the phone. It took her 20 minutes of yelling for her to admit she just called to vent.
upside down from here →
Man, I listen to so much awesome shitty music. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the new hotness →
Fuck it, you guys. Yeah, I got the cutest dog in the world and at least two cool meetings this week and I’m getting the hair weave of my dreams on Thursday as a tribute piece to the…
i've listened to this five times today. →
Yeah, today’s an awesome day to sit around watching soundtrack music videos for Fake Otis Redding songs. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
sunday lows →
On Sundays I totally want to not live any more. Every Sunday, there is at least one moment when I say to myself “It would have been convenient to have not woken up today.” Sundays are…
By the way, that was not to imply that I am by myself. Of course this is the doing of a man.
Drinking Red Stripe and watching a Monday Night Raw Recap. These are the moments I’m so pissed I’m not a lesbo. Fuck biology.
Just downloaded Skitch and I’m already loving it.
In a salon on melrose, looking like hungover hipster trash
How many calories do I like in my morning beverage? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
SheDevil is on. Lovveeee this movie streep + barr forever.
“Like two pigs who didn’t take their anxiety medication fighting over a blanket.”
Rolling thru jack in the box. Spicy chickennnn. Holla.
oh em gee →
No Doubt is going back on tour, you guys. I know I’m slow to le punch on this one, but things have been hectic. No Doubt, you guys. My favorite. Ever. Except the Police. Holy shit.
Watching football with moneypenny and my dog.
Thanksgiving has been so multilayered.
“You better make out with me when you see me because I’m thankful for you”
i don't screw them hoes, i drill →
Yo, this is late, but I just realized this morning that this song is officially out of date: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
not to go all dove on you →
Soooo, Alex has basically been peer pressuring me to post semi-nudes with him over at Bed Time forever and I always refused for two reasons: 1) I’m afraid of looking cheesy and…
pretty much awesome →
Well, I certainly haven’t laughed this hard in a really long time, you guys. I sent my photo to this girl on YouTube named Johannady who draws pictures of people by request with…
hey, dorks who love change... →
You can download the plug-in and Obamafy yourself. via Spiegs Read and post comments | Send to a friend
something else to be thankful for →
Yeah, so this came on my iPod today at the grocery store. I didn’t even know I was in possession of this jam at the current moment. Then I just looked up the video, you guys? OH MAN….
just did up some pledge multi-surfaces on the desk top area. tomorrow’s salad and green beans will be legend status, btw
one thankful lady (but not too thankful!) →
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2009 is a year i can hang with →
I can dress like this. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
in the back of your mind you have sade and diane... →
Ed and I are so psychicly connected that we frequently realize that the other one has just been YouTube-ing the same videos randomly. The status above was put up when he…
chain mouf →
This is the cover of the rap album I have coming out to accompany the motion picture I’m starring in. I’m playing a mislead, hardcore gangster rapper who inadvertently had chains installed where her…
Is a flash flood a flood of boobs? What’s the excitement? We blowing our load over an inch of rain? Where’s my internet??
I caaannntttt beeellliiieeevvveee this. Innnnteeerrrneettttt. Its molls.
i am a good person. →
Not too long ago, one of the few people it would bring me fleeting pleasure (but still, pleasure) to fuck with asked me if I had any Tylenol to lend them before a show. I did, in fact,…
god bless america →
Truth be told, I never gave a shit about Britney until she got married to that Federline character and started ruining her life, but ever since I have seen her struggle, I have been…
I am no longer allowed to take Tylenol PM. The effects it has on my next day are SERIOUSLY harmful. I might as well be freebasing crack.
Wagandstuff is Norman Bates-status
TODAY IS TUESDAY!?!?!?!!?!?
Does anyone have a good vegetable recipie for tomorrow that I can make for cheap and without much effort? Salads included. @molls me.
Want to try something new? Try moving a 300 pound desk with an unruly chihuahua in the room. It puts things in perspective.
HEY, GUYS! TODAY’S NOT WEDNESDAY!
how my nipple met a rusty vice →
I would rather put my nipples in one of the rusty vices in my 8th grade wood shop class at William Diamond Middle School than watch this show. William Diamond. For real. Read and…
Ha…. Or Marc. I can bomb whatever I like, including airplanes, interviews and spelling.
Mark Forster’s agent reached out to my manager today. Apparently he wants to meet me after seeing my ivu with Mark, which I fucking bombed.
Dead Prez 4 Evs
a list! →
I’ve heard that lists perform well on blogs, so I made one: 1) Omega-3 Fatty Acids 2) Bermuda 3) A Tale of Two Cities 4) Cement mixer 5) Magenta 6) Quality 7) 3,600 8) Thandie Newton 9) “Dreams” by…