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In a town called Orleans on Cape Cod (the town my high school boyfriend’s family had a house in), there is a street called “Molls Road”. Steal me the sign. Read and post comments | Send to a…
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Yesterday I received an IM from a stranger asking me to make him a fetish film. Now, I’ve been thinking of offering a service where I record videos on demand for my readers with…
have a really good one tonight →
Edward is on his merry way: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
all this nonsociety QotD drama sure is getting me excited for my show to launch
I just tried to see if I could suspend myself in mid air by jumping “lightly”. I think I’ve officially lost my mind.
Wags’ paws are in full-on Frito mode.
I think I have serious issues. I relate to shopgirl too much.
Getting my number 6 at wendys. Spicy chicken to the rescue.
check your relaysh status →
To be fair, I tried to remove these people’s last names to give a sense of decency to this whole thing or whatever, ‘cause God bless these people and whatever their problems are… but…
this is how we cook →
The other night my mom came home really drunk from a party with my step dad and she asked to make a video with me. She wanted to talk cooking in her crockpot. Oh, and this was…
calendars are whack →
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2008: similar to child birth →
I have had the year of my life and I don’t remember any of it. OK, OK. So there were great moments, like when I started doing the To Do lists at Defamer and when I met Alexis and when…
good read →
Check out this joint by Matt Maroon that is more or less a rebuttal to a Wall Street Journal piece that talks about the “sense of entitlement” people my age have. It’s smart and on point, but pretty…
snack attack →
I potentially fucked up tonight a little bit on my whole “don’t go all bananas on your parents snacks because they are delicious and all over the place and you never normally get to gorge all day…
I just woke up to brunch happening. Three little girls are playing with my son. Soooo cute.
I’m good for at least one breakdown every six months.
Just spotted a nose job on Facebook.
My new sunglasses: http://tinyurl.com/7e5yne
i am jealous of myself →
…that’s how cool my new sunglasses are. My brother and I got our first pairs of Ray Bans last Christmas. I got mine accidentally after I stole a pair off my godfather’s face and he…
Trying to make dunkin donuts happen in my mouth right now.
My step dad is telling me about seeing kc and the sunshine band earlier this year. Woof.
the clark gable of dogs →
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an open letter to my husband →
Edward: The lyrics and beat here are representative of how I feel about you. Love, Molls Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Just got pink and purple ray bans.
Solstace in the natick mall just took care of me big time.
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I’ve been blogging a lot over at Bed Time because the Tumblr interface is easier to deal with on my parents computer. Check it out over there! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i forgot that they even know about tequila in... →
My cousin Fiona came up to my area last night and we hit up some of my old college spots and once we were sufficiently wasted, we made our way down to…
Scott just told us about a girl who was tripping and finger banged herself and ate an actual rug.
Fenway is straight up magestic. Green monster status.
I just drank a yard of tequilla.
If you are homeless in cleveland circle, the place to yell in front of is 711
CCR is playing at MAs. Keep me off the bar.
We’re going to fucking lansdowne.
Walking on broken glass is ur new anthem. Listen.
My cousin just put on genesis unprompted. What a good woman.
My cousins boyfriend is super worthy. He just pulled a dope move involving pizza. What?!?!?!
when i get stoned at home i hear ghosts in the house. scary-status.
enhance your experience →
Today I realized that all the Girl Talk tracks on the Feed the Animals YouTube account have the song details in the info section of the video page. I know that Wikipedia has the albums…
I just realized that I probably can’t drink before I go to the RMV, thus changing my plans for the afternoon.
Going out with fiona tonight. Two mcaleer girls in one bar is trouble.
things i have →
I got this hoodie at my mom’s store. I got this dog from my vagina. Read and post comments | Send to a friend