February 2008
a conversation between friends →
I drank a gallon of orange juice yesterday. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
The Most Confusing Blind Item Ever →
You haven’t read a blind item ‘til you’ve read the one about “braddd Pitt” and “Jen aAniston”
from alex to molls →
and then from Molls to you. Received late on Valentine’s Day (when he was dateless). This is really Bed Time content, but Tumblr doesn’t accept WAV files and I can’t figure out how to…
a conversation between friends →
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this is tucker max??!?!?! →
THIS is Tucker Max? The man that woman after woman throws herself at just for the opportunity to say that they’ve personally bagged him? I’ve seen many photos of him, but never one…
ticked →
I am pissed off and flu ridden. For some reason, being sick has made me unreasonably angry. I definitely have a fever, I’ve definitely had to work most of the last two work days even though I’m…
goodnight →
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my mind is being blown →
So this dude? Balancing chairs on his face and shit? That’s my fucking homey from high school, Jim. We met at a school dance Freshman year and now we both live in LA and now he’s doing some bomb ass tricks on Ellen! Fucking awesome! Here’s some m… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
like bastards →
I just went looking for this clip on YouTube. Hilarious. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
oscar detox →
I worked about eight hours yesterday for the Oscars. I passed out really hard at midnight and slept until 9:40 today… whoops. I don’t even sleep that late on the weekends. I think I’m coming down with something and I’m just praying it’s not that… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
sometimes when your friends have blogs you find... →
“Slippy Fun Fact: Until recently, I thought the Coen Bros and Farrlley Bros were the same people, directed the same movies. Mary, Fargo, etc. ” — Slippy O.M.F.G. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
digitally remastered →
All fixed up by a one Miss Erica Louise Spiegelman Read and post comments | Send to a friend
style show →
Kendall and I went to that American Apparel factory sale a bit back and she just uploaded the pictures from that day. Here are some pictures of us trying on colorful spandex over our clothes: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
defamer liveblogs the oscars →
Defamer livebloged the Oscars. I cut clips of the show as it was airing. Check it out here: Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The GlitzI realize I should have posted this hours ago. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i have but one true friend, he sings to me →
Goodnight! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
munchables →
My old man friend Eric and I like to go to brunch on Sundays. We usually go under the guise of doing something productive, like “talking about ideas”, but we usually just wind up talking about the last people we hooked up with and how awkward our … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
let me bring you back to the subject →
Last night we did karaoke in like, Cheviot Hills or something. It was random, but we actually had a ton of fun. I’d say we were the easily the youngest people in the bar, and after the dude with puke all over the front of his pink dress shirt left… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
jammer time x10 →
Serious JAM ALERT. When Mark left Defamer I downloaded a bunch of the music Seth said he liked to try and find the right song to use for his goodbye video. We wound up going with a song Seth said would be perfect (and it was), but now I have all … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
fancy birthday shit →
We were originally suppose to go out on Wednesday, but we wound up celebrating Kendall’s birthday last night. Dinner at Cobras y Matadors and drinks at the Cha Cha. Kendall and I traded coats because mine matched her outfit better. I was so happy … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
in case you didn't see →
I got the first interview with Casey Wilson, the newest SNL cast member for Defamer today. Read it here. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
rainy day jams →
It just started pouring. Really, really raining in a huge way. That almost never happens in LA. If it does rain, it’s a soft sprinkle. It showered for about an hour yesterday, of course when I was walking to the corner to get cigarettes. I really… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
poor analogies and a picture of my dog →
Wagandstuff ate six peanut butter cups last night when I was sleeping. He barfed in the middle of the night, loudly and directly next to my head. I had to wake up and change my sheets and everything. It was terrible. I had no idea why, but I figur… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i'm hard on ichat crime →
So, I was ribbing my friend Tom from improv class (and by “ribbing” I mean “being an asshole to”, because as I post and reread this, I see what a horrible monster-person I sound like. An honest monster-person, but a horrible one. Fuck! Gotta work… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
managed! →
OK, remember when I was being a big fucking baby in my last post? This was me: “Oh, I’m a woman. I can’t edit my video about celebrity news shows AND write 250 words, most of which are transcribed!” Well, I straight up Heathed a bottle of Alieve a… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
settle down, fallopes →
There are no words to properly express what my fallopian tubes are putting me through right now. You’d think after eleven years of “being a woman” I’d be less shocked by the literal gut-wrenching pain I find myself in every twenty-eight days or so… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
heebie jeebies →
I found a video on YouTube today when I was randomly clicking through different referral pages that’s really unsettling to me for a few reasons. There’s nothing particularly wrong with what’s going on in this video, it’s just like… there’s somet… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i ate about 20 pieces of chocolate in 24 hours →
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an open letter to bill hader →
Hey Bill, Well, I’m sure you’re as familiar with me as I am with you, so introductions aren’t necessary. Still, you’re probably wondering why I’m writing to you. What could I possibly have to say? Well, Bill Hader… I’m writing to tell you that … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
advice from a friend →
“You need to worry less and sex it up more.” Read and post comments | Send to a friend
things to be excited about →
1) Yesterday was Kendall’s birthday. Tonight we’re doing something to celebrate. I love Kendall and celebrations. 2) My Al Jazeera segment will most likely be airing on Friday and if it does, it will be available online. You don’t have to live in… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
jammer time →
I used to feel this way about someone: Ed played me this song when he got back from San Fran. One of the best jams I’ve heard in a long ass time. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Chainlink Is Rock Crawling, Transforming Super... →
Cameron Carlson is by all accounts man who thinks outside the box. While others (in 2003) were still making a go of it with long travel suspensions and articulating axle strategies, Cameron went with a different approach. In his garage over the course of three years, he designed and fabricated a completely one off… something.
i can do for you what martin did for the people →
OK, so the title of the post comes from the boldest line in Beyonce’s song “Upgrade U” which has been around for a long ass time but has recently come back into my life because of a mix CD Ed has in his car. The video is dope. Here’s why: 1) Ja… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
the perfect amount of steve guttenberg →
I’ve never watched Dancing With the Stars, save for the couple episodes I’ve had to watch for Defamer (Marie Osmond, duh.) I have to say though, I am really excited for the cast of this season’s show. Guttenberg? Presley? The Deaf Chick from the L… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
mystery →
I won’t say who, but one of my friends stuck their finger up my nose tonight and then licked it. Not for any reason other than the fact that they wanted to and it seemed like the right moment. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
question →
Why would someone see me and Ed out at the club and then build a time machine and write this sketch and sell it to MadTV? Why would someone do that? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
great success! →
This is the greatest outro I have ever heard in my fucking life. The other night I was hanging out with my friend Johnny and I threw on this Tupac “California Love” remix and at the end of the song, I started listening closely to what the dude wa… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
tweakend →
I didn’t touch the computer all weekend. Sorry for the lack of updates… I’m not sure who I’m apologizing to, but I’d like to think there’s someone who noticed. Everything was pretty standard this weekend: parties, improv, drinking, bunch, the f… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Lindsay Lohan Bares Breasts For New York Magazine →
Lindsay Lohan celebrates her newfound sobriety by dropping trou for New York Magazine. The photoshoot has to be seen to be believed!
hey, dreamboys →
See you on top of a mountain in the sky… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
Ford Fiesta: small car coming to America, still a... →
The Ford Fiesta global small car is coming to the Geneva Motor Show and America, will still be called the Ford Fiesta. Pics and details.
Blogger gets 72 mpg from stock Euro Honda Civic... →
What we’re going to do is hypermile these cars. Although, much like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, we’re not sure you can handle the truth. To be perfectly honest, we were shocked ourselves. Shocked and giddy,
oh wow! →
A man just got hit by a car in front of my house. He’s OK. He’s very angry with the man who hit him, who also appears to be his friend. The plot thickens… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
:( →
Mark Lisanti Leaves Defamer; Our World Gets a Little Darker Today is editor Mark Lisanti’s last day at Defamer, Gawker Media’s L.A. gossip site, and we must confess we’re very sad. In four years and about 10,000 posts, Lisanti proved himself… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
cue the bette midler →
I’ve been really busy lately, hence the lack of constant updates. I still think I’m doing pretty well, huh? Today is Mark Lisanti’s last day at Defamer. It’s something that I’ve known was coming for months now, but it probably won’t start truly s… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
things that feel good →
I totally just cut the fat on my Google Reader. Let’s face it: I don’t need TMZ in my email box and on the reader. What a fucking headache that shit is. My God. I also got rid of all the other gossip related sites I had on there, save for one or … Read and post comments | Send to a friend
valentine's day jams →
This is my second year in a row without a Valentine. Last year it felt like some sort of rebellion, this year it just doesn’t feel like anything. I think I’m totally OK being single. I know I’m OK with it, actually. It’s a good feeling. The rest o… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
baby dinosaur →
When I got Wagandstuff, he mainly looked like a baby dinosaur/reindeer/shark. He’s also grown to look like a lion, Martin Short, a potato bug, a meatloaf, a bear cub, a hedgehog and various breeds of dog and cat other than chihuahua, which is w… Read and post comments | Send to a friend
