There are some children screaming outside my window and I can’t tell if it’s “OMG! I’m having so much fun!” screaming or “Oh fuck, why is this man abducting me?!” screaming. I’m going to pretend…
i was unaware →
I had no idea that Vox translates my posts into other languages. WTF? That’s awesome. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
hot tranny fierceness →
Kendall came over tonight and we decided to answer a question from one of our many, many viewers, Gary in Indiana. Gary, in my mental image of you, you’re really hot. Keep the dream…
Ed interviewed Colin and I about our love for Boston: http://tinyurl.com/34h2ar
retahded boston interview →
Ed interviewed Colin and I last night when we were pregaming at his place. I am so obnoxious. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
who was more out of line here? →
Sorry I called you a B*TCH - m4w (Santa Monica) 25yr from craigslist los angeles | missed connections search for “m4w” We were laughing and drinking together and I thought we had great chemistry….
so disgustingly hung over… doing some work for tomorrow
http://tinyurl.com/37xb55 Last night we went on a stealth mission !
the place between sleeping and being awake →
The last thought exiting my mind as I woke up from my dreams this morning was the following sentence: “Everyone was disgusted with Seamus when they found out he was drawing pictures of dead animals…
mark g unexpectedly linked to bedtime on defamer today… pretty cool http://itsbedtime.tumblr.com/
stealth masters →
Kendall and I decided to vlog in 7-11 tonight, but I had it in my head that we weren’t allowed to and I told her we should vlog on the sly… The dude is Kendall’s BF Bill….
Thank Mother Fucking God It’s Friday. If I have to watch one more hour of television, I. Might. Kill. Myself. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
jammer time for shovelhead →
Ryan, I meant to make you a mix CD of songs I would like to recommend for the show CD, so I’m posting all the songs I’d think you like here. Please use one of…
http://tinyurl.com/3c84co New Defamer Orig. Mash Up— How I Met Your Bueller!!
http://tinyurl.com/3a2394 Spiegs is a big dick player now, ‘parently…
some links for your face to look at →
Spiegs made it into Variety today. And not because he was involved in an underage sex slave scandal with various studio heads, as I have long predicted. You win, Spiegs! You win! I made this…
watching wife swap. by far one of the television highlights of my week.
this is something you can do with your free time →
Worst Laid Plans It’s tonight at UCB. Sometimes it’s good to make reservations before the show on their site. Ed and I will be there. Our friend is in the show. It’s about sex. It’s funny. Go see…
kendall went on a roadtrip →
And on that roadtrip, she made a video: Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i can do this and this and this →
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http://vimeo.com/829186 i am so weird
can anyone find me the scene in ferris bueller’s day off where cameron calls into school as sloane’s father? pretty please?
thinking my bangs are due for a trim… trying to get the puppy to calm down so i can get some work done
Project: Ruin David Cook from American Idol’s life. He steals arrangements and accepts praise for how unique they are. Who’s in?
drinking an iceroonie and working
Hey, Kevin Allocca: I got my period today.
and then i dumped a bunch of toxic waste on a pen... →
Outside my Coffee Bean this morning: Environmentalist: Excuse me, Miss? Do you have a moment to talk about the environment? Me: (keeps walking) Hells no! I don’t even know him. Read and post…
ucb with ALEX who’s back in town (not goldberg, obvs!)
jammer time →
This landed in my shmail box today and I loooooovvveeee it. Super dancy, super great. Steal it from my RSS feed and throw a party. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
listening to this sweet aoki-fied scanners’ song: http://molls.vox.com/library/audio/6a00d4143f32076a4700f48ce826280003.html
more malibu →
Here were the pictures taken with Slippy’s camera. I took all the ones except the ones of myself. Read and post comments |
taking a minute out to say... →
I got really wasted last night and ate so much that I currently feel like I am a chocolate and buffalo wing flavored milkshake and I have a LOT of work to do today. Fuck. Read and post comments…
day is over! folding laundry, taking a much needed shower, eating a burrito (all at once)
rounding out the day with an episode of Tyra
if someone sewed like 10 puppies together and made a blanket I would so buy it
ok, i guess i can see that →
So, I get told kinda sorta a lot that I’m like Mary Lynn Rajskub, the woman who plays Chloe on 24. I tried looking her up when I first heard it about a year ago from Bashir and Diallo….
big fight on the view today. ruvs the analogies, erizerbeth.
she's not just a fantasy. she's got, like, flaws.... →
via HipsterRunoff Seeing these photos makes me think… “I just like how he’s always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great.” Jordan Catalano Changed U 4 Eva Read and post…
I’m not going to hold back here. I’m a little sad that my Barbara Walters remix didn’t get that much traffic. What’s wrong witcho, internet?
way to cap off the weekend →
Have any of you ever spent the remainder of you Sunday night coaxing a chihuahua into vomiting up old birth control? Oh, OK. Allow me to fill you in. First of all, I don’t know how he got the pills….
hobbies include: ruining my life on the internet. http://tinyurl.com/2od6cm