June 2008
i never thought i would begrudgingly be attending the MTV movie awards. I am such a douche bag.
just got out of the shower… returning phone calls, power napping and then back to filming
May 2008
“i ran a search on my computer and nothing came up” BECAUSE THE INTERNET DOESN’T EXIST.
btw, i’m watching 90210 (season 4) and brandon just implied that he used some sort of search engine for school research. MIND = BLOWN.
“i ran a search on my computer and nothing came up” BECAUSE THE INTERNET DOESN’T EXIST.
improv practice group then filming for current TV then more shoots with slippy… woof. this weekend is going to be sooo long
going to bar 107 tonight downtown… come and say hiiiii
me: can you just ask them to pay me in dr. huxtable sweaters? http://tinyurl.com/6f56dn
feeling a lot better and the day is almost over… going on a date with huband edward tonight for a little bit of well deserved fun.
honestly →
I’m going to go ahead and conceed to the fact that I had no idea how fetishy this little video would turn out. I feel like I just made two minutes of jack-off material for pastriphiliacs or…
Any moment now, I could walk into a Coffee Bean and shoot that place UPPPP.
raping me from the inside →
So check this out… I went to Boston College pretty much for free. I’m not going to act like I have the student loans built up the way some of my friends do… but I really don’t have the means to…
thinking about what to wear to my meeting tonight… I can’t deal with putting on make up other than mascara, so my outfit has to rule.
Adorable Dog Adopts Orphaned Baby Bunnies →
Featured on the National Geographic Channel’s “Dogs With Jobs.” Ellie’s job is that she’s a stay-at-home mom — to bunnies! One day she discovered a litter of baby rabbits whose mother was found dead…
I am SO tired. I need coffee… and a hug.
the to do videos are done for the week… meeting with kendall tomorrow and then we’re gonna get back to some regularly sched’d vlogging.
ordering a new moleskin when i get home from dinner. the last one has too many feelings in it about my ex. it’s retarded.
“is it cool with you that i’m dressed like a boy?”
jenna bush is so disconnected to pop culture it’s sad. she just explained the concept of a dance off to Ellen.
i want to take a nap.
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My mouth hurts from eating sour candy, but I have no plans on stopping. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i want to go back to bed
my entire face was just covered in hostess cupcakes. i think my skin has the beetis.
I need to stop making so many rape jokes, I’ve decided. When rape jokes are your go-to, you should probably reconsider your process.
i just need like, seven more hours of sleep and then I’m golden
cory kennedy →
A lot of people make fun of Cory Kennedy for basically being illiterate and a waste of so-called fame, but I think it’s awesome that a retarded person other than that monopolizer Chris…
i just spent about a half hour hula hooping around my living room. i am getting really good at it.
the gap between tori spelling’s breasts is very, very odd and upsetting.
I HAZ A NEW WIG
going to target to buy props and a dog house.
Dear Mark Lisanti, I thought I’d let you know I’m hungry x2. Hippo style. I want to keep you in the know. Love, Mollsworth Bentley
when i see that people from mountain view, ca are reading my blogs, my heart grows 10x in size. hello, free internet! hello, future!
take the time to get it right →
Yes, MY gay. What would you do if your secret made it on to PostSecret with such a retardo grammatical error? Read and post comments | Send to a friend
after the cops left last night (someone was trying to break into my house), I had a nightmare about work. Give me a break, please…
intuition →
As I was getting out of Ed’s car tonight, I looked at him and said “I really hope I don’t get raped tonight”. I would say something like that, for the record, even had I not just driven down Skid…
being molested at Out of the Closet by an elderly pervert really takes it out of me… napping with wags before i go downtown
worth it →
$192.69 on a single item of clothing is a lot for a girl like me to drop at once, but holy shit, I am going to love that zebra print BCBG number for the rest of my life. And BTW,…
i love my improv team so much… but i would love not to have 7 people in my living room a half hour from now. I would like more Molls Time.
true to life →
About a year and a half ago I was really into making self portraits in which I was doing awesome things, like stabbing myself in the face with a pencil or discovering ants in my…
thankful for life and the long weekend →
This has been one of the most physically and emotionally exhausting weeks of my life and I am so glad it’s over, but I also never ever want to forget the way I’m feeling now— thrilled, excited,…
Seven Ways To Save On Gas This Memorial Day... →
“With prices for 87 octane hovering between $3.85 and $4.25 across the nation this weekend, the sting to the pocketbook will be probably be even higher as everybody gouges you weekend travel…
this is officially a "crazy dog lady" blog now,... →
So everyone who knows me knows that I am a complete mess in the morning or any time I’m waking up. I can’t control it, I really can’t. I’m not conscious, I don’t realize that I’m swearing at…
so excited for my date with ed tonight… we’re doing dinner and dress shopping for my big meeting tomorrow. husband4eva.
if i touch wagandstuff when he’s sleeping, he bites me.
when i'm not at your momma's house scratching my... →
Wagandstuff’s face in this picture cracks me up. Like, what the fuck, Wagandstuff? Where’d you get that face? Where did you find that handsome face? What did you pay for it? Sorry if…
confession →
I never watched American Idol before this season, and I only started because I am required to for work. Well, let me tell you… I have sat here with my TiVo every Wednesday morning for like,…
New Ferrari California in a Skittles-like gallery... →
We know it comes in red, but every rich ass buying a just-revealed Ferrari California will want theirs to stand out by taking it straight to the paint shop. Want to see it in pumpkin orange? How…
m83 →
I’m gonna go see M83 at the Echoplex tonight with RL friend Slippy Jenkins… Here’s a great song of theirs: and of course Slippy and I made this video: Can’t wait… Read…
