June 2008
just ate one of mom’s tuna sandwiches… now im going to lay in my bed and watch 90210. moms are the fucking best.
everything must go →
I’m donating more than half of my clothing to Out of the Closet and the Salvation Army. This is the video I made about it. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
I guess that I was the only one who couldn’t figure out that Dennis Rodman was hitting on me last night. Always out of the loop, this one.
mummycakes →
Mom’s in town! Read and post comments | Send to a friend
running late to pick my mom up at the airport. i am the worst daughter ever. btw, i smell.
hot hot heat →
I’m going to this tomorrow night for work. Slippy is going with me. Even though he’s abusive. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
i’m watching a rerun of 90210 and there’s a dude shooting meth in his toes and it’s freaking me out!
omg, i just ordered a pizza. when it gets here, i’m going to eat it
an open letter to my laundry →
Dear Laundry, I am so not putting you away. Love, Molls Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a conversation between friends →
Ed: I feel like Ms Stockard Channing in Six Degrees of Separation right now. Me: Why? Ed: There’s a scene in the movie where she walks out of this Park Ave dinner party because she is fed up with…
Mini-Me Sex Tape [NSFW] →
Verne Troyer, aka Mini-Me, is the latest celebrity to have a sex tape. Only one word can describe it … *SHUDDER*
watching a rerun of MADE right now… This show is tragic.
Does anyone know the type of font Doogie Howser journaled in? Blue screen, white font, PC, 80s… Help me please!
good one
Molly Perry’s Why Did I Eat Tacos?
Taking sonny boy on a walk to Coffee Bean… up and at em early today.
someone just sent my boss an email ripping apart the Defamer staff individually and piece by piece because we wont hire her. Angry loser.
Wagandstuff and I just had a sweet moment in which he made me believe that he loves me.
Headed to Here with my husband and some other fabulous gentlemen…
“coolin’ by day and at night working up a sweat” - salt
sitting in my air conditioned bedroom. what will suck more— moving or staying hungry?
does anyone else remember Kelly and Dylan having really gross, sloppy sounding kisses. Gross mouth sounds.
my mom is coming to town for a week in just under 6 days…
rude spam →
Note to spammers: I am actually pretty gullible and I would maybe fall for your clever attempts if you didn’t have someone’s who Nigerian to English translator wasn’t stuck on the…
“You’re not Howard Stern! You’re my landlord, Mr. Pitts!” - Donna Martin
sunday snax →
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my hair smells like a man, which is odd because it certainly hasn’t been around any lately.
just removed some gross nail polish— walking wags for an iced coffee now… wearing my AA skank shorts out of the house. Too hot to care.
my kind of ladies →
Everyone knows Kendall. The other lady that’s not me is the newest edition to my treasure trove of friendships, Alexis Hyde. Her blog is a lot cooler than mine….
totally exhausted from this week/last night. passing out with the pup early so I can get my brain right for improv tomorrow…
The Edison downtown with Kendall and Hyde… drop by if you wanna say hellooooo
decor →
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I’m really drunk. I just ate six mini donuts and a slim jim. now im drinking chocolate milk.
today was fucking hell… so excited to see amy poehler at ucb tonight.
a conversation between friends →
1: Someone needs to put that marsupial back into reality. 2: Crayfish. 1: Hahaha. GOOD ONE. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
for some reason i’m really dying to go back to souplantation. shhhh… don’t tell anyone
If I haven’t said it already yet today GIRL TALK CHANGED U 7EVA
“it’s like church is for desperate people”
new Girl Talk available for download: http://74.124.198.47/illegal-art.net/ I want to make out with the universe b/c of this…
if you don’t like it i’ll roll over and roll alone, fuck you and the horse that you rode in on
tila tequila only has one option →
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randoms →
- Every night of the week, I film something for work or personal use in my house that involves me talking loudly, usually to myself and occasionally I need to repeat…
apparently Get Smart sucks a fat one, FYI
statement →
I really hope that this photograph I found on Hipster Runoff doesn’t mirror the condition of my generation: …But I just have a feeling that it does. And I have a feeling that I am…
im hungry… my new phone came, just gotta get the numbers transferred and this blackberry dramz is behind me.
well, what had happened was... →
One of my friends manages many employees. The other day one of his office admins got fucked up on viccodin during the work day and left without telling anyone… This is an apology email she sent:…
