IT’S HERE!!! http://tinyurl.com/6zffjh
I’m just not going to talk about the vagina costume until it’s in my hands. No reason to string everyone along.
Manny Ramirez is obsessed with me.
bossman is out so we’re all working our tailfeathers off today
I’m going to give my Twitter followers an extra heads-up: I don’t actually have a child. Let’s not be moronic, huh?
I’ll exploit your child for my own benefit. Yes I will.
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I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and immediately threw acid in my eyes to cool the burn.
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my vagina costume is still on the UPS truck. What the fuck, UPS? Where are your priorities?
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We challenged Gavin McInnes to walk a mile in high heels. He bitched about it the entire time.
fuck it, i need sleep. I’ll do my work at the crack of dawn.
all day today was somewhat of a personal struggle. i am going to buckle down more than usual. It’s time to really get things poppin’
wondering why today has been so disaster-filled
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It’s Vagina Costume Day
Dude: This can’t wind up on Vox. Me: Don’t worry. I post about all my make out sessions on a secret Live Journal community.
Filimg a sketch with my friend and his four year old nephew. So so so cute.
my friend told me to show up to his shoot looking white trash… a wife beater and leopard leggings with four inch heels… does that work?
pat your weave, ladies. pat pat pat your weave, ladies.
doing things to dina lohan
EVERYONE KEEP BREATHING! CORY KENNEDY UPDATED HER BLOG LAST NIGHT WITH PICTURES FROM HER TRIP TO FRANCE. I WAS SOOOOO WORRIED.
Hey, @slippy… remember when you met Jaleel White? On another note, my vagina costume has yet to arrive. This is when I start making calls.
People who take me more seriously than I take myself freak me the fuck out.
my vagina costume will be here tomorrow.
I’m about to say a name that will blow your mind: Christy Carlson Romano.
sticking my finger in between my dogs toes while he’s sleeping on my lap
Heading home from birds but some in and out on the way. I’m feeling a little bit sad right now.
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This has been blaring in my apartment for two weeks. I’ve memorized the dance moves in the video (which is not embeddable, so go look it up on YouTube), I’ve taken to looking up House…
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I got my hair done today for the first time in an embarrassingly long time. I got an inch taken off, got it colored, had some hair vitamins and goodness put back into it. The woman who…
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my neck is in such intense pain it feels like it’s burning… i hate what this lifestyle has done to my body. the damage is irreparable.
got off the phone with the costume people… my vagina costume should be here later this week!
The coffee bean dude at wilshire and western totally wants to bone me.
i just realized that i can’t hack having someone else clean my home for money. I feel HORRIBLE that someone else has to clean my mess.
someone just offered me 50 dollars to change my buddy icon on iChat. Done and done.
Estelle Getty just passed away. Totally heartbreaking. Honestly.
bedtime got linked on e! online… I’m moving back to Boston. I’ve done all I can here in LA.
Just saw fabio and tony from the gazelle infomercials outside birds. Double whammy.
My neighbor who appears to hate me is walking in front of me to coffee bean. She won’t look at me
cleaning my house because I have a cleaning lady coming over in an hour and I’m afraid she’ll think I’m messy.
the butler that @hydeordie is talking to is NOT Paul Hogan from Joe Millionaire. Or Paul Hogan from Crocodile Dundee. Wanted to clear it up.