if this video was shot 16 years ago, one of us... →
Tonight I had a slumber party with my cousin Fiona. We made this video for you/us to look at when we’re fifty and we hate each other because of some weird dispute involving some family…
Me: do you have a pipe? Cousin Fiona: no. Me: Useless cunt.
Now we’re having a she and him singalong.
Trying to get mom into girl talk. I think she gets it and that why I love her.
On the way to green harbor w mom. This is where I spent summers my whole life.
Mary j just came on during dinner and I’m going buck in my head
raw sexuality →
This kid is your new boyfriend. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
catching up →
I made my brother do this with me when he got home from a football game tonight. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
a friendly reminder →
Sorry for all the photo posts of myself the last two days. Without my laptop, my abilities to create bomb blog content are more limited than usual. It’s not that I didn’t bring my…
looks so natural, no one can tell… EVERYONE CAN TELL.
watching movies in my brother’s pajamas
there’s something about being here that makes me feel like i have been ripped out of time. what day is it? where am i? are things the same?
“If you watch the news every night, then why can’t Gregg pronounce the name of Obama’s VP?” *stands up, storms off, slams door* I’m HOME.
okokok… im gonna get dressed now and go to mom’s store.
slow to start today… there is captain crunch in the kitch which is both delicious and surprising.
Sitting in the window of my moms store.
watching jesus camp… champers has to be done for the night. I’m schwasted. I was probably being dramatic tonight. It’s fine.
just hanging out with some creatures in the office →
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i never ever thought i would say this →
But I am DEPRESSED not being in LA. My heart is heavy right now. THIS is LA: Running around with a buzz on in the company of my husband, singing songs in the street,…
i just dumped a gallon of lotion on my face in preparation for the flight…
Through security. About to get on the plane, which is great cuz I have cheese itz in my bag.
old habits die hard →
I still think Volume One is the best album I’ve heard from start-to-finish all year (ugh, but Feed the Animals doesn’t count ‘cause we all knew that’d be a Life Changer.) This is the…
i cant fucking wait to get on the plane and pass out
I’m goooooiiinnngggg doooowwwnnnnn
showering my body so i don’t smell as bad as i normally do when i see my mom!
on the way out the door →
This is what I’m bringing to Boston for my four day trip: -Whatever is on my body when I leave -Wagandstuff -iPod -Camera -Phone charger -MacBook -Pair of track shorts -3 Xanax -This Miranda July…
I’m eating cookies for lunch.
“I was just listening to your iPod, you white lesbian. LESBIAN. YOU’RE SUCH A LESBIAN.”- Ed
I have one word for her and it’s “dyke”. - ed. So hateful today. I love it.
Ed is calling some tragic girl at the cha cha the black dahlia and we’z be laugghhhing
MJs w/ ed. There’s a porn star audition here on sunday, fyi.
thermochromatic technology proves i'm a loser →
I was just listening to some tunes on shuffle and reading some blogs or whatever in my thermochromatic (Hypercolor) t-shirt when this song came on: And I don’t know. Sometimes…
Ok. I got a salad, too.
i hate the job, but i love dealing with publicists. i feel like the popular girl in high school.
Everyone is driving me fucking nuts today. Just stay away from me, probably.
i just nerded out so hard.
of adina, ed and bam bam →
I was surprised to find out on the phone with Ed today that this song is not as universally popular as say… Baby Got Back or like… Funky Cold Medina. I was under the…
true romance →
One of the nicest things a person has ever done for me was to sit me down and make me watch this movie. It actually kind of kills me inside to watch these scenes. It’s like,…
the best →
I get to do this on Thursday morning. I get a large with 2%, but everyone says the blueberry iced coffee is off the chains. Ya know. If you’re into that shit. BTW, this sign makes me…
look, i just ate chinese food at my computer and half of it was burnt. it’s nine PM and I’ve slept four hours in two days. it’s bad bad bad.
I whine about working a lot but clearly I enjoy it. What Im doing right now is a choice. I could have thrown it together & passed out by now
keeping my boner to a dull roar for just long... →
Hahaha…. Gross. Read and post comments | Send to a friend
sunset junction →
A reader sent me an IM over the weekend with a link to a message board telling me that someone had posted about seeing me that day at Sunset Junction. When I clicked the link I saw…
speaking of killing yourself, here's a... →
Let’s say you took half a Xanax around 5 yesterday and then forgot about it because you were working and you’re generally forgetful about such things. Then let’s say you didn’t really eat all day…
staring at a girl in the front row of a dane cook... →
Yeah, this guy? He pretty much needs to kill himself. Laugh Factory “Irish” redhead at Dane cook show 8/23 - m4w (Hollywood, California) Reply to: email@example.com [?] Date: 2008-08-24,…
editing… i smell like coconut from the beach and it’s making me not want to shower.
innovations in belt technology →
I was kind of proud of the belt I was wearing tonight over my t-shirt from the Korean Underwear Factory ($4!) Sorry the photo quality sucks so bad but I’m drunk and it’s past 3 AM and…
finally home and i ate a #6 from Wendy’s and now i’m going to go to bed with Wags and and and and today was great
OK, still not in bed because I felt compelled to blog about my belt. Annndddd, I am officially a huge loser.