I love my outfit for tonight. I am so comfortable and I’m wearing a belt I never wore before but have had for a long time! Molls, FTW!
Sunset junct. in the same thing as last year but now I feel like a ho bag
Trying to muster up the energy to go back out
my favorite episode of 90210 is on… and then my other favorite is on… omgeezie
spent the morning cleaning for the cleaning lady. it would be really excellent of me to start getting my shit together as an adult. jesus.
Sometimes I don’t know how I wind up in these situations.
Can’t wait to hit up boston batrs next weekend.
Ed and I be dreaming of both jeanie and astroburger. Also, being on a step team.
Just took car bombs with ben, danica and ed. Woof.
Going to the snake pit instead. Sooooo not glad
Going to the Roost w Ed and co. tonight. Come by if you want to buy me drinks but don’t want to talk to me. That would be ideal.
singing slow jamz naked at my desk… i cant figure out what to wear.
"He’s on Yelp!" "Anyone can be on Yelp!" "Yeah, but he’s like… really into it. He goes to events and stuff"
Some dude just went nuts in jamba juice and totally killed the good vibe. There was hip hop on the stereo!
This is not what I itended but I have a purse full of free korean make up!!
when i hear people say things like they are “living la vida loca” i just want them to die. is that really horrible?
stealth moves are about to go down in koreatown. stealth moves all over this place.
foriginal = the for real original.
drinking delicious diet coke and cutting some videos together… exciting shit, pretty much
If Kendra leaves Hef for Chris Angel, I quit life.
I pitch her 10gs, tell a bitch to go shoppin
Have you ever been like “Why does The Boss sound so wasted?” and then you realize that you’re listening to Tom Waits? Oh, cool. Me too.
I was the dorkiest baby ever http://tinyurl.com/65ty3a
i stayed in and worked or slept every single night so far this week. i wanna do it again but if i dont go on a date with ed it’s divorce.
PR last night had a drag queen named “Sharon Needles”… that’s fucking next level.
omg, i just ate a cheeto and i feel like i have knives stabbing me in my mouth! what is going on!?!?!
Matt Damon is a father. That’s my husband, ya know. Having babies with other women. WTF?
Praying I don’t get raped leaving my house this late. Don’t offer to come save me, either. I’ve got my ipod. If I’m raped I can rock out
that was a fucking disaster
i just bought Cheetos… gross.
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OK, so don’t tell anyone beside everyone who’s on the internet, but I’m thinking about getting drunk startingggggg…… NOW
i just need to take a moment to say that last night, I took a xanax at 7pm and passed out. Miracle drug, fo sheez
Why do I have Love My Way by the Psychedelic Furs stuck in my head right now…?
muchie run at ralph’s and fiming it… had to come home because I left the event list at home and stupid upcoming doesnt work on my BB
THRILLED to see that cunt lorianne on Making the Band right now…. BOOM-KACK!
Oh, not at Shakey’s by the way. I wouldn’t attempt to sabotage the Geek dinner and then have the balls to show up. Let’s be real, guys.
OMG, I’m going to have pizza in 45 minutes!!!!
Geeks love pizza! http://tinyurl.com/5zkcuy
1: I am not that emotional. 2: What?! You’re not emotional? 1: Not really. 2: You are very emotional. You’re like Oprah’s used tampon.