Why are there so many eses here? This ain’t English class.– Apparently my friend’s boyfriend said this just now while purchasing weed in front of about five 18th Street gangsters.
Pussy Don’t Fail Me Now - Missy Elliot ft....
we're jamming out to something on the radio we...
Radio DJ: AND THAT WAS KATY PERRY WITH "HOT AND COLD"
*thirty seconds of stunned silence*
Ed: I feel raped
imsorrybrendan: The Blow - Parentheses ...
The best things in life are free… except for at this yard sale!– suckafuck, yelling at people passing by the yard sale today.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are...– Sigmund Freud
I just remembered that Bernie Mac is dead. Bummer.
Nice 2001 shirt.– What my friend said upon seeing me in my baseball shirt. Fuck you. I’m a comfortable kind of girl.
i just want to say
that today went well because I have good friends and that’s the only reason why I’m not a total ball of depressed feelings and anger. Ed, Slippy, Mike, David, Blaire, Brian, Ned, Jason, Duncan and ESPECIALLY ALEXIS: I love you guys. Thank you for everything. ALSO, THANK YOU STEVEN MEIERS. YOU MAKE MY THIGHS QUIVER.
Well you certainly aren’t earning your nickname, Shut Up Lady.
nthng cmprs 2 u. 4 rlz.
just kidding, i don't care about anyone.