December 2009
this is a little story about how this one thing...
Back when I was a bigger idiot, I used to date my 32 year old boss. I was just barely 23. I think it started a week after my 23rd birthday. I wasn’t “sleeping with the boss to get ahead”, I genuinely thought I was in love with this manchild and that someday he’d wake the fuck up from his permanent daydream and be like “Oh man, this 23 year old girl who has all the...
drinkyourjuice:
stonerparty:
Major Lazer: Mary...
you know what kind of people i wish i knew more...
I wish I knew more unattractive white men who are really in to attractive Asian women.
everything's about me
Kristina: That werewolf boy from Twilight is hosting SNL.
Molls: Taylor Lautner?
Kristina: Yes, I mean... are the pickings really that slim these days?
Molls: Saturday Night Live is not The Muppet Show, girl. They are trying to get the kiddies to watch.
Kristina: James Franco is also hosting.
Molls: UGH. Can't he just DO ME!?!?
November 2009
the boy i call my "heroin crush" is totally... →
Entrance.
thejuggalog:
I got hit with Faygo today. Bummed.
The Juggalog may just be my favorite thing I’ve found on the Internet today. I’m really, really supposed to be working, ya know. Things like this happen. I check my email, do the Facebook/Twitter thing, check out my Tumblr and start working. But some days I find awesome things and I get super distracted. Today I found this...
Fuck it.
lookatthisfuckingjuggalo:
thejuggalog:
I have 3 weeks left one this tour. I was asked to keep this private until the end of the tour, I say it’s close enough.
Being on tour with ICP has completely lost it’s novelty. This is a dark, lost sub-culture. I never knew that it was possible for so many people across the country to collectively subject themselves to, and then proceed to justify such a...
“…you are the best. A-Number-One cutest girl on the interwebs. ‘09...”
– Well, that’s the nicest/scariest/truest thing I’m going to hear all day.
I love emails like this.
1 tag
(via chuckhistory)
Talked to Mary McCarthy today....
“I, for one, do not like the use of the term X-mas as a replacement for...”
– -Billy Corgan
Billy Corgan is your middle school CCD teacher.
(via slippy)
I’d go Born Again for Cogan,
two little boys are playing basketball in front of...
Boy 1: Oh man, Michael Jordan! Michael Jordan! This is the best game I ever saw in my LIFE.
Boy 2: I'm Michael Myers!
i've been freaking out about my life a lot lately
but I keep repeating this one thing over and over again in my head and it makes me feel really good about where I’m at:
“I am only 25. I am only 25. I am only 25.”
I may not hit until I’m 30 or 40. I may have nothing to show for my entire life at any given point aside from some really exceptional Google search results, but I’m only 25.
I have at LEAST five years...
“Molls was like ‘I’m over this, let’s leave.’”
– drink your juice.
My readers “get my tone”.
Do You Remember When?: Thanksgiving Edition
tesslynch:
Do you remember when, two Thanksgivings ago, I cooked a bag of giblets in the turkey and was like, horrified 4 daze?
Do you remember when we were like “08 is great!” and “09 is fine!” like it was going to be a really awesome period for everyone in general, but then everything was terrible for most of the world? And we were plagued by a terrible government and all those tsunamis and...
Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident. →
(via soupsoup)
Where were you when Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident? I was asleep on my friend’s floor, yelling at the sun for being “on”. I found both my earrings and Wags is doing fine.
Can we go get coffee now? I have to go home and check my email and start my daily cry.
