I’m pretty drunk. Obviously. And I’m vlogging. It’s not really a party. I’m at my weekend crashpad, more or less. And like… I didn’t want to sit downstairs and listen to a bunch of people talking about stuff when like, I could be trying to tell a really awesome story that I can’t even remember. Anyway, heeeeyyyyyyyy
Me: I just don't know what her problem is.
Ed: Well, do you remember when Jenny's dad molested her in Forrest Gump?
Ed: Maybe that's her problem. She's also Southern, you know.
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(via jakec) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
One of the first award shows I ever worked, I...
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just reporting what i heard
I just got a text from a pretty reliable source saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together and spending time right now at one of Diddy’s homes.
The only way we could spend more time together is if he unzipped me and crawled...– My friend Blaire on how much time she spends with her man, BriBri Fierce.
miss, you are a class-A ho. You suck, your video sucked, get the fuck out of...– My favorite YouTube comment of the day. “Class-A Ho”!!!!!!! It’s like they know me!
molly: so the jonas brothers experience is out this weekend.
mel: don't act all casual about it.
mel: I know you're front row for that shit.
molly: I was actually thinking about how Barry might watch it this weekend.
molly: malia and sasha are big JB fans.
mel: oh man. Barry with 3-D glasses on.
mel: not only would he look amazing, I bet he can see like 5-D.
molly: what does that mean?
mel: it's a hypothetical extra dimension beyond the usual three dimensions and one time dimension of reality.
mel: some people think it's the universe's probability space where all the possibilities within the many parallel universes take place.
molly: so Obama could probably see the atoms in the Jonas Brothers' totally pure souls?
delbertshoopman: My (fake) “Fiancé” is having a bad day… So I made this lipdub video to cheer her up!! Cheer up Amanda!! It’s Friday!!! Oh man, I love you.
here's to moving the fuck on with your life
According to a text message I just got, my ex-boyfriend that followed me out here to LA and whom I broke up with six months later is… CHANGING HIS LAST NAME? From an extremely hearty and “ethnic” sounding Italian name to… TURNER? I am so so so so so so so so so soooooooooooo glad I have nothing to do with this, you guys. SOOOOOOOO GLAD.
We’ll be fine but let’s knock these out, and to end a little [Redacted] Zen for...– The last line in an email from my boss to the team.
tumblrs for my husband
Ed mentioned to me this morning that he’s not sure who he should be following, so I am making him a list of my must-reads so that he can get started: tanya77 - Justine’s blog. She posts about everything from SAG dealings to sharks and everything in between. fuckyeahsharks - all sharks being awesome all the time (Ed loves sharks!) hydeordie - my other bestie and a total art freak...
That’s my friend James crying about Micky Rourke…
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The hair, the blackandwhiteness of it all, the FISHNETS…I remember WISHING that...– My husband on Paula Abdul’s video for “Straight Up”
well, it's thursday and i'm pretty sure that none...
fuck. you. guys.
bercy: THE NIGGA CAAAALLLLLED
bercy: woo ho
missmolly: I have to say
missmolly: it makes me feel dirty, but it cracks me up when you drop n-bombs
bercy: we gotta appt at 8:30
missmolly: still, i am trained to have a physical reaction to the word
bercy: Nigga please
missmolly: like "omg, no! it's the n-word!"
bercy: sorry I say it alot
missmolly: you're apologizing to me?
missmolly: yeah, ok
missmolly: I'm sorry about the whole slavery thing
missmolly: shut up
missmolly: you can say whatever you want
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kindafabulous: Someone jumped the gun? Done got jilted?
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(via bbook) Well there’s five words I never needed to see together.
mel: if obama was a dinosaur, what would he be?
molly: what period?
molly: cretaceous? triassic? mesozoic?
molly: you can't just ask a question like that without being specific.
molly: also, are you referring to "dinosaur" in the cladistic or Linnaean classification system?
mel: i regret showing you how to use wikipedia.
molly: crocodylopmorph is a great word.
1) I was just thinking about Jurassic Park and I was like “Man, I would have hated it there because I’d probably have to do a shitload of walking around and that’s not a good vacation. I walk all the time. And I don’t even like Jell-O” And then I got sad because I realized that it wasn’t even an option to go to Jurassic Park and I was being a baby about not...
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i will kill you
So this lady who works in my office has an Oprah mug. Like, one of the mugs from Oprah that they give away to the guests and audience. It’s a rare Oprah mug. They don’t even make them to sell in the gift shop anymore as all of her merch went through a design overhaul back in like 2004. So basically, this bitch is packing some really meaningful ceramics and she doesn’t even know...
Oh man. KA-LASSIK.
The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.– Nabokov
i still have a cupcake in the drawer of my desk
i’m going to eat it tomorrow. shhhh.