I think that any woman that is that grossed out about their menstruation...– - 1, 2, Fuck You Not wanting to see your period is different than being ashamed of it. Do you vomit in a bucket and then pour the vomit out where you can see every undigested piece of food in your system? Do you shit in your hands and then put it in the toilet? Do you take time to examine your ear...
"Hush, my babies...." →
Conan’s new monologue writer has an old blog filled with his “practice jokes” about current events from the last couple months… Like a sneak preview, except with irrelevant topics and no awesome dude reading them to you. Except it’s probably better than I just made it sound.
I can’t think of another individual who has a more polarizing life than me...– Ed What’s funny about this is that I’m pretty sure he’s talking about actual Mary Louise Parker and not Nancy Botwin, her character on Weeds. Ed probably has done some Wikipedia research that has lead him to this conclusion and that’s why I love him. He has the bomb fun...
as if we needed another reason to call dr. laura... →
Absolutely no audio is available on her site unless you have RealPlayer or Windows Media Player AND unless you have an account on her site. These are FREE audio files, but you have to jump through hoops to listen to them. What surprises me about this is that usually high-profile biggots make their materials really easy to obtain so even the most simple-minded sheep can click and join their...
alanajoy: I’m on that next shit now… Steven and I...
PDF file of Jesus Jones 2001-2002 tour diary →
Haven’t even looked yet. Just linking out of good faith that this will be awesome.
agree or disagree: this is fucking awkward
Me: Are you working on that project still?
Editor: Um, well, I'm working on my laptop so no, I'm not working on that project still.
Me: Oh. OK. Can I hop on there then and digitize some tapes to it?
Editor: I was just about to leave, so yeah. Why don't you get started on that?
Me: So uh, did you have a good day?
Editor: Well, I had a day. I worked today. Is it possible for that to be a good day?
Me: Uh, I guess maybe if something awesome happened?
Editor: Well nothing awesome happened if that's what you're asking.
Me: Oh. OK.
(LONGER, WAY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE)
Editor: Have a good one.
Me: Yeah, OK. You too.
(EVEN LONGER SILENCE, POSSIBLY DEATH)
barelysarcasm: Yo La Tengo - Season of the...
Hello…Shovelhead - The Greatest Movie Ever Made Check out this video I wrote and acted in with my sketch group in college. It’s less of a video, more of a short film (it’s like 15 minutes). My parts are at the begining and the end.
Ed, there's no shame in turning down a guy at a... →
That’s not being awkward, that’s called having standards. Not even high standards. Not even The Standard Downtown. Just regular standards.
Text Message I Never Thought I Would Send In My...
“Try and shower this week if it occurs to you. You’re not a cat. You’re a man.”