July 2009
amandalynferri:
Ditty - Paperboy
He (Paperboy)...
“I felt so powerful, so victorious, like I could crush solid granite with my...”
– Dooce is the best.
When everything starts to unwind for me and I am able to just sit at home with my kids, blogging and getting book deals with my stitched-up vadge, I hope it looks something like this.
The single mother and her daughters that live in my building crack me up. I actually think there may only be one daughter now. I assume the younger one has either developed some breasts and matured facially practically overnight and I just don’t recognize her anymore or she’s moved out and lives with her father or grandma or something.
They seem to have the kind of relationship that...
June 2009
Satisfying Sensations #8-10
ellencopperfield:
8. Underbake a meringue, so that it depresses slightly when pressed with your thumb’s perfect pad. Stick the candy to the ceiling and go downstairs for dinner.
9. Fold your fawn-like legs into thirds, wring out, and put them in a drawer.
10. Next time you order coffee, pretend you are Moroccan.
I might die from laughing. Oh, New Yorkers. Your unique complexity will never...
“EXACTLY…. This is why we’re married /could have a good time trapped in our car...”
– I love Ed so much.
The other night we were dancing in an unfriendly corner of the bar and Ed started screaming “WE COULD HAVE FUN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. WE COULD BE IN A VILLIAGE IN NIGERIA DANCING RIGHT NOW!” And like, that’s true. If we were in a Nigerian village or stuck in...
Mr. Harold Ramis
condi:
indieandyy:
kindafabulous: I just read an interview with him in GQ…. He is incredible. His work is amazing aka Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, etc. He can do no wrong in my opinion. I kinda want him to leave his wife, explore his hopefully subliminal homosexual desire, and make me an honest man. LOVE YOU HAROLD. Call me boo boo.
(via molls:kindafabulous)
— How DARE you leave out his...
Mr. Harold Ramis
kindafabulous:
I just read an interview with him in GQ…. He is incredible. His work is amazing aka Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, etc. He can do no wrong in my opinion. I kinda want him to leave his wife, explore his hopefully subliminal homosexual desire, and make me an honest man. LOVE YOU HAROLD. Call me boo boo.
“When I do morning radio to promote a show, there’s always the Morning Zoo guy,...”
– Kathy Griffin (BUST) (via magicjanna)
Big Hitter: Transformers Reaction, Public Enemies,... →
Check out the Taco Bell music video… ridiculous.
“Mmmmm! If I didn’t know me, I’d date me!”
– A customer at my mom’s store.
molly: holy moly - madoff got 150 years.
mel: I bet he figures out a way to pay off his sentence with other convicts' sentences.
mel: obama should hire him at minimum wage to teach us how he got away with it
molly: i like the idea of him teaching basic bookkeeping to a bunch of mean-ass convicts.
molly: there's a great 80s sitcom in there somewhere
mel: but with more rape and riots
mel: Bangin' With Bernie!
molly: starring the dad from ALF!
mel: isn't he in prison too?
molly: let's get him out stat! we've got a show to make!
“Molly! Barry’s wearing shorts! He’s got the best pair of legs!”
– My mom talking about her UPS guy.
folkinz:
freda payne: band of gold
“The song...
This American Life: Prom →
omgsssoooooaweessommeee.
“Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.”
– Cher, Clueless
Strippin’ in the Club - DJ Diamond Kuts Ft....
6od:
Gravel Pit - Wu-Tang Clan (via)
I’ve...
AP: Perez Hilton faces backlash again, this time... →
(via inothernews)
Is it wrong to say that it’s kinda gettin’ my rocks off to see so many celebrities tweaking out on Perez on Twitter?
Best I Ever Had (remix) - The dude in the...
mel: like we can talk about anything other than michael jackson...
molly: anybody who doesn't like MJ should just Beat It.
mel: oh man, if i met anybody who didn't like MJ, I would Scream
molly: i mean, it's just as simple as Black and White
mel: hey, Remember the Time when MJ was awesome?
molly: I really Wanna Be Startin' Somethin', and by somethin', I mean telling people how awesome MJ was.
mel: I think we're starting to stretch it.
molly: yeah. grief sucks.
mel: do you think obama can moonwalk?
molly: i hope so.
molly: i don't know how we're going to get out of this mess otherwise.
