August 2009
i'm not sure i can handle the very adult...
i will stain it.
July 2009
Let’s be honest, you were about five minutes from telling the Internet you...
– Steven
Let’s be honest, that’s really really funny. Can you imagine me teaching gym? Heeheehee
here's a list of things that are really important...
Peter Gabriel
WAGANDSTUFF
That song “Sunday Morning” by No Doubt
Those pink and white frosted animal crackers
Google Reader
YOGURT LAND
My weed dealers
Men’s medium Hanes v-necks
NeNe Leakes
Vitamin Water
Stray bobby pins
The ability to see and hear
Marlboro Lights
FRUIT.
My family
LIP GLOSS
Whores
The character Rebecca in Three Men and a Baby
Flat-ass shoes
...
I own so many jerseys I’m a throwback mess. I hit the cleaners and tell...
– Luda
YOU A BUGABOOO
kindafabulous:
I’m sure we have ALLLL dated a bugaboo in our time, or at the very least, been related to one. As far as I’m concerned, a “BUGABOO” is a person who just BUGGGGGGGS. They live to bug you, get up in your grill, jock your fresh, etc. I’ve come across a few too many Bugaboos in my time, but in case you’re not sure whether you have or not, I’m gonnna leave the lyrics as WRITTEN BY...
"heart of glass" by blondie came on the radio
Me: Leave this on!
Ed: You like this?
Me: Duh, I'm a drag queen.
awesome movie idea
Ed and I are going to pretend to write a movie called “The 1st and the 15th” about some struggling-ass mother fuckers.
TWISTED BUT NOT BROKEN.
every time i get tired before 3 am, i'm convinced...
I’m just playin’, but I’m sayin’.
– Nicki Minaj
10 things that make me feel like a QUEEN
Smoking cigarettes in my bathroom mirror and listening to Foxy Brown
Remembering that I can pour my room tempurature Diet Coke on the ice left over from my iced coffe and be living in Cold Drink Central
Fake eyelashes
Having a fresh manicure and pedicure
A new five-pack of men’s medium Hanes v-necks
Unexpected Facebook messages from people I went to high school with telling me...
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
mel: everybody's excited about barry's beer summit with gates and the cambridge cop.
molly: how can you not be excited about a beer summit?
mel: yeah, we're not sure we're going to get any peace at the end of a peace summit, but there will definitely be beer at the beer summit.
molly: otherwise, it's just a summit.
molly: and who wants that shit?
mel: can we have our own beer summit in honor of their beer summit?
molly: i started mine an hour ago.
molly: that's how deep my commitment to figuring out the problem of race is.
mel: i hope you're having a black and tan then.
molly: naturally. it's breakfast.
you should do whatever you want because everyone...
i live a shame-based existence.
mel: so barry's not abandoning medicare
molly: of course not.
mel: that's great
molly: well, what did you expect? did you think he was just going to leave medicare behind?
mel: well...
molly: i mean, did you think he was just going to shut the door in its face? leave it out in the cold?
mel: ...
molly: you thought he was just going to use it all up emotionally until it had nothing left, chewing it up and sucking the last bit life out of it until it had absolutely no will to live remaining in its frail little system?
mel: are we talking about the same thing?
molly: i mean, you just don't do that to someone. not on any weekend and certainly not on their birthday weekend. for the love of god, doesn't anyone have any decency left? how much can one person take?!
mel: you still upset about jessica simpson getting dumped by tony romo?
molly: damn fucking straight i'm still upset.
just so my friends know, i can tell by the tone of...
Some (Semi-)Friendly Advice For Working On Film... →
Atencio articulates what I would have left at “I hate everyone. Leave me alone. Where’s my purse? I need a Xanax.”
my head's going to have a SA-PRIZE on it later.
i saw this music video for the first time this... →
and the person I was with was like “this song is so lame” and I was like “I dunno, I’m feelin’ it” and then that Ian Brown character came on and he was being crazy wonky and waving that mic around like it didn’t even have a purpose and they were like “Oh yeah, actually. This is really good.”