Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns.– Nicki Minaj Bitch is so profane. I worship her.
suckafuck: Bedrock - Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj,...
For better or for worse, nobody ever forgets this face.– this is how I talk about myself.
I'm getting the vibe that some people are just...
The amount of times I’ve heard the name “Daniel Johnston” in the past week is srsly implying that one person wrote about him and then everyone ran off to his Wikipedia entry, put “The Devil and Daniel Johnston” on their Netflix queue and are now desperately trying to compensate for being more or less clueless. Just saaaaaaaayin’.
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Fredrik- Black Fur This...
Jon Gosselin Fired From Jon and Kate Plus 8 →
The show is coming back with the title Kate Plus 8 AWWWW, SNAP!
Five Reasons To Keep Watching The Hills →
I wrote this.
90210's Shenae Grimes: 'People Got Annoyed with... →
My former Defamer co-worker Kyle got to interview Shenae Grimes! Back in the day all we’d do was talk about 90210, Shenae, loving Shenae, how awesome she was, et c. You gotta read this. She gave it uppppp.
I read ‘Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Serena’.– Eric Moneypenny
Only a homo would want to name his daughter Rhiannon.– Tyler Coates
I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks before high school ended. I still went to prom with him even though I immediately started dating a boy from my summer town. It wasn’t that I didn’t want a boyfriend in college, it was that I didn’t want him to be my boyfriend in college. Joke was on me, because the summer boyfriend’s mom made him break up with me because I wasn’t...
i bet if i declared my undying lifelong love of...
i don’t trust you.
rachell: The Dandy Warhols - We Used to Be Friends
someone tell me its awful that im watching gardenstate and im actually comparing...– (via lauraenoughalready) Oh, no. That’s fine… if it’s 2004. what WHAAAAAATTTT?!?! +1 for Molls! Oh shit! Oh shit! Saaaaa-nnnnaaap! Good LORD! My freshness is never ending! Holla!
"Your lips will run red with lipgloss before this...
magicmolly: A central tenet of 1990s makeup application held that eyes and lips should never be emphasized at the same time; that you must choose one to exaggerate and one to downplay. Since my lips are the small and curly type that don’t look good in lipstick, I chose to emphasize my eyes when I began wearing makeup, and I have stuck with the choice ever since. Lip gloss, therefore, is not...
Hi I just signed up 4 a social networking class.– a text message from my mother.
Anyway, some good news: My friend Victoria turns 18 tomorrow!– Steven
Melanie on the Real World sucks, though. She should give up sucking for lent.– This is another classic from the LiveJournal. I think these are the insults you come up with when you go to Catholic school.
He’s totally the kinda kid that would be chill if you broke up with him,...– This is the description I gave of a guy I was dating in 2005 on my old LiveJournal.
i just rediscovered my old livejournal.
I will post paragraphs here and there as I go through it for your enjoyment and my embarrassment. This is something I wrote in college after I told a dude I liked him: So since I’ve last posted, a shiiiit load of stuff has happened. I told [Redacted]. (AHHHH!)- let’s just say this… he TOTALLY has a girlfriend. And no one had any idea. No one. Not a one of us… I saw her,...
Is this about Khloe and Lamar?– That’s what my boyfriend said to me when I came home from the bar sobbing my eyes out last night. It made me laugh.
hamburger time. thanks. bye.