February 2010
Fuck your feelings.
29 January 2010: "Classic Alt Literature: What is... →
This is beyond insidery, but Hipster Runoff Exegesis is so great.
“Kate Beckinsale or Molly McAleer or Maggie is the darker, more intensive brew....”
– I love it when people write about me on ThisRecording like I’m a real person.
January 2010
you know who you are. →
Listen
yep. →
more awesome lines from "keep the faith"
And you don’t even need context:
“And I wanted to make sure he saw me looking cute and having a great time. As a matter of fact, I felt like the whole music industry needed to see that.”
“After dropping my son off at the home of my girlfriend’s mother, we were off to the museum.”
“I spotted some random faces that looked familiar, but I didn’t see...
“I’d met this great guy named Todd whom I was really feeling.”
– My favorite sentence in Keep the Faith so far.
Two Year Relationship
by Molly McAleer
It happened the same night I went to an art show
Sponsored by Bently
It was the same night I mouthed off to the Three Six Mafia
And asked them if they could take their grillz
out of their mouths.
You were standing in my way when I was coming back
From the ladies room
I was like “Damn”
and you were like “What?”
Then I realized I had met you in...
“It’s funny to me when fashion bloggers down our outfits and then super...”
– Kanye West
“U look royal 2nite princess”
– Follow up text from the weed man.
Srsly, LA people. Refer me. I think I’m dating this guy.
“Hey, my sexy baby. Let me get kisses. Let me kiss both your cheeks so neither of...”
– I have to find a new weed dealer.
where i'm from we call this pan-tea. →
‘CAUSE IT MAKES THA PANTIES DROP, BOY!
Speaking of the kind of single-people Valentine’s Day party that’s being described in this post, Chuck and I are having a pre-Valentine’s Day mixer at his place on the 13th. We’re cleaning out the closet, we’re inviting shit loads of hot people, and we’re playing seven minutes in heaven. EVERYONE’S getting...
HAHA! TRUE!
Watchrickyv:
I saw this Millionaire Matchmaker contestant on TV the other night and she looks familiar. Anybody know where she’s from? Seems like a comedian doing a character.
Veronica from Road Rules (the chick who stole Pua’s tank top), proves that there is life after reality TV. Oh, wait…
film114:
The Dream - Mr. Yeah
I could listen to...
A Single Man
kindafabulous:
So I just watched “A Single Man,” you know, cause I.AM.ONE. And I thought it was beautiful, lush, stylish, heart-wrenching, universal, etc. Without giving away too much, or dishing out any spoilers, I must say that I walked away from the theatre thinking,
I DON’T WANT TO DIE ALONE!!!!!!!!!
Actually, the feeling was more like, ‘please let me meet a great man before I die.’ But...
likevannotjim:
Bob Dylan - “Positively 4th...
Because my mother threw parties for a living when I was growing up, I had a Sweet Sixteen. I think I was one of two people in my class to have one, so it was a pretty big deal as far as high school birthday parties go. Although I told her that I wanted my theme to be “navy and silver with stars everywhere”, she told me that the theme of my party had to be that I was a homosexual. And...
“I just think she’s so awesome-looking that guys get wrapped up with her...”
– My mother on Angelina Jolie
phantom texts →
Blaire encouraged me to start looking in to possible mental illnesses I have after she witnessed my behavior IRL for the first time in a few weeks yesterday. I Googled “phantom texts” because I am constantly hearing my BlackBerry notifications, even when my phone’s off. I was pretty sure that it was some sort of symptom of dementia (it actually still may be, I’m not done...
“Harajuku Barbie : \原宿\ : noun 1: refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku...”
– Nictionary | Nicki Minaj Fans (via interweber) 