October 2010
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greenkristine asked: Not sure if you know or not, but the boys over on the hypemen podcast shouted you out, at which point 3 things popped into my mind:
1) YO I READ MOLLS' BLOG!
2) SHE'S SO REAL!
3) Molls is so hip hop.
I'm jealous of your connexxx with jew bros with mad hip hop smarts.
1) YO I READ MOLLS' BLOG!
2) SHE'S SO REAL!
3) Molls is so hip hop.
I'm jealous of your connexxx with jew bros with mad hip hop smarts.
this is my singing alone song.
halloween fun
Eggroll: Let's do a couple vodka Netis tonight.
Me: No. It's Halloween. Four Loko Netis. 4 Netis.
saraliz: oh rly? →
saraliz:
I went on a first date on wednesday night. First dates are the best and the worst. The date went well, he was really sweet but so plain. I found myself giggling later over some of the stuff he said to me:
Yeah. I like my job, but it’s not really my passion.
I’ve got some time off but decided to…
amazing →
Sometimes I use Google to see if anyone else is a genius and tonight I discovered that there is, in fact, at least one other person on the planet as smart as me. Her commenting name is “Missa”. Girl, if you’re out there and you’re reading this: email me. My contact is at the top of the page. We should talk.
Anyway, searching something (I refuse to say what, that’s my...
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“On a personal note, I think I’m finally ready to embrace the Tea Party. The US...”
– Comme des Fuckdown: This Morning’s Short List
4 Daze, LTD. →
T-Shirt Boy told me this morning that if people want to get their shirts by X-Mas, they’ll need to be ordered by the end of this month. They take 8 weeks for delivery and the holidays are that close or even sooner if you do that whole “JEW” THANG.
I just ordered myself a TAPE MY ASS shirt.
iamchadgreer:
I couldn’t even think about...
theblueprint asked: i was tasked with getting freight quotes for four shipments/day at work today. as the series of emails got longer, it somehow ended up as "4days" shorthand and used about sixty times in the email chain.
i know it's not spelled correctly, but i feel like you're changing people (slowly) and they don't even know it.
i know it's not spelled correctly, but i feel like you're changing people (slowly) and they don't even know it.
I flipping love big dudes.... →
fauxprose:
Murv used to weigh almost 300lbs all through high school, and I think he went over that in college.
He was a football player so he was in good shape, he was just fucking a brick shithouse.
Basically, everything about that was hot.
Now that he isn’t playing sports he’s all health conscious and…
*FAVORITE* *HEART*
chuckhistory:
This black dude said I look like...
are you jealous that i am mariah carey?
The other night we were talking about whether or not we’re turning into our parents and what measures we’re taking to stop that, if any.
My mom ran her own businesses when I was growing up. She cleaned houses during the day (cleaned houses to raise me, y’all) and had an event planning business she did at night and during the holiday seasons. I don’t think it even occurred...
mood: confused
saralizhasweirddreams:
Was with my grandpa. He give my sister a giant cake with pink frosting. She reached inside it and found a knife. I had a chocolate cake and found two used tampons. My grandpa said they were from 1978. I was really grossed out.
I live with a murderer.
talking to sara's dad on skype
Me: Can you see the picture of a coffin that I got for Sara?
Dad: Not really.
Me: Can you see it now?
Dad: Yeah. What's wrong with it? Why do you have it?
Me: I think it's romantic.
Dad: Alright.
Dear gay stoners, →
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A man once stopped dating me because his friend made a lasagna. Like, we had a conversation about why I was suddenly uninvited to his house and he was like, “I dunno, my friend made lasagna….”
I accepted that answer.
This came to mind because Ed made a lasagna to celebrate a boy he likes (as a friend, you guys. He doesn’t like like like like like him.)
BTW, this is what...
“Can you come here and feed me soup?”
– Send that as a mass text 2 everyone in your fonefone.
FRIENDSHIP TEST.
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my... →
I wanted to call you guys from my bed.
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