December 2010
Overstock.com Operator: Are those shoes for you?
Me: ...yes.
Overstock.com Operator: Ma'am, these are ugly.
November 2010
i'll be livestreaming tonight →
8-10 PST
Things to talk about in the chat before I start:
Did you watch the Nicki Minaj documentary on MTV last night and if so, what did you think?
Are you signing up for a Kardashian Kard?
Who are your favorite people on Twitter right now?
See ya.
re: n00dz
Hi Girls and Women,
Last night when Sara came home from work she showed me a website that’s on the same blogging platform that we use that’s all made up entirely of nude photos of females who also use the same blogging platform. All the photos are cropped so that faces aren’t included, but the “game” is to try and guess who the naked blogger you’re looking at...
Just Like Heaven
kindafabulous:
I just spent fifteen minutes-listening to The Cure’s “Just like Heaven,” 3 cocktails in, thinking about men that I’ve loved over the past 5 years, sitting alone inside of my car in the parking lot of my Church before I went in for Mass.
drunk/alone in an car listening to the cure before sunday mass… i hear that.
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"Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a... →
this poem was written around 1673 and it's crazy... →
like, LOL. perverts have always been around + expressing themselves.
Watchthis is perfect
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chuck tricked me so badly last night :( →
army wivez thanksgiving
[A couple of notes before reading this: I hate that we don’t have closed food storage in our kitchen outside of our fridge but fixing that hasn’t really been a priority in the short four months we’ve lived here. Also, I don’t know how to turn the Hipster Asshole setting off on my camera. I didn’t intend for these to look like the Cobrasnake’s little cousin shot...
“Don’t wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin’...”
– are you following Ghostface Killah on Twitter?
Text from mom: "If you have anything to say to me,...
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i'll be livestreaming tonight →
Officially from 8-9 PM PST but I may stay on longer or check in before then.
Yo, also.. people are hanging out in the chat room before I start talking and not talking to each other. You guys! You should talk about stuff with each other. I’m putting together a list of things you can talk about. I’ll continue to offer some topics for you when I do this unless you feel like I’m...
pink friday verdict:
terribly underwhelmed by it and devastated to have to say that. i’ll do a track-by-track rundown later this week, because like, how could I not? i’ve been waiting for this album since ‘08! but seeeeeeeeeriously a disappointment.
“My naked ass is on your bed.”
– Sara Liz
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i'm inside being a big cunt because that's my... →
Listen to Girl Talk - All Day with remixed tracks... →
doree:
msg:
Its what I always wanted (since the album came out)
via @af
Guys, remember Monday when we didn’t have the new Girl Talk album decoded? Talk about living in the Dark Ages.
YES, DOREE, I DO REMEMBER MONDAY. I also remember another time. I’m going to tell you about that time and then I’m going to go into my cave and die because I’m really too old to be taking an...
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#sotite brb
news
Mom: I'm watching the news about Prince William and Kate Middleton getting engaged.
Me: That's so 80s for you to give a shit about that.
EXCLUSIVE: Crime Scene Photos & New Details On... →
This story is absolutely horrifying. I don’t understand why the police are searching her apartment for clues, though. Doesn’t this seem like a random act of violence*?
*this is why I will never be a detective.
(via maryrambin)
Ten Celebs You Probably Don’t (But Should) Follow... →
