January 2011
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Step your nail game up!
Blaire made this video of her whole year in fly nailz. Amazing!
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mandypage asked: I was remembering how in October you v/blogged about that health food kick you were on. Are you still doing that? How has it worked out for you? Have you lost a lot of weight?
mandypage asked: I was remembering how in October you v/blogged about that health food kick you were on. Are you still doing that? How has it worked out for you? Have you lost a lot of weight?
“Molly, I have a question: Did you ever shut up in any class? Well, have a good...”
– The meanest thing anyone wrote in any of my yearbooks.
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“You want to know how I know your sister is gay? It’s because she always...”
– My mom, talking to her dog (who she refers to as my brother.)
I’ve been home for one day and I’m already exhausted from listening to her talk. That’s why I don’t shut the lights off when I’m done in the bathroom, Mom. I’m exhausted.
hi, t.i. ;)
Mom: Do you like my sweater?
Me: It's fine.
Mom: Do you want one?
Me: I don't wear turtlenecks. Get a life.
Mom: It's a cowl neck, go fuck yourself.
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I really hope this trend of publicly mocking people who you’ve been intimate with as means of empowerment dies in 2011. While this behavior was once deemed brave and innovative, it’s now nothing more than tacky, inappropriate and otherwise valueless. I am ashamed that so many women seem to find their voices by openly discussing what should be treated as private. When men do it, they...
I still don’t have my groove down in this apartment. I have no idea where to look for things when I put them down absentmindedly and I hate hate HATE folks who are always looking for things. When someone’s like, “Oh, shit! Where’s my wallet/keys/sunglasses?!”, I completely check out. I have zero patience for people who are constantly forgetful of the two or three...
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pretty sure two people just unfollowed me because...
i feel like jesus.
I cleaned out my Gmail box tonight because well, I’m very popular and a lot of folks want to contact me and speak with me about things like friendships and business deals things (read: Flavorpill Newsletters and email alerts from Twitter.) While doing so, I realized that my room was really messy and that I’d probably have to clean it for like, two hours before I fly home on Monday....
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i stole a tank top when i was fifteen OR why you...
When I was fifteen years old I stole a hot pink tank top with a built-in bra from the Express store in the Burlington Mall. My friends had gone from dabbling in shoplifting out of boredom to going to the mall every day after school to ransack it like it was their older sister’s closet and they had rich parents.
Their hauls were always ridiculous. Shirts were easy to steal, but they got the hard...
yesterday
Chuck: They cured some guy with AIDS two years ago and announced it today.
Me: Well there goes the neighborhood.
Chuck: (slightly mortified) Yeah, Molly. Africa is going to go NUTS when they hear about this.
“Men are the new ball and chain.”
– - Excerpt from Hanna Rosin’s TED Talk “The New Data on the Rise of Women”, December 2010 (via kellyegan)
Click through and listen to the whole thing. It’s worth it. 