April 2010
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At my elementary school, it was a tradition for the 4th grade class to write and perform their own original play. The year that it was my turn, the teachers chose “water” to be the topic. Water. Right?!
So we had to write these poems about water and then a composer came in and helped us turn our poems into songs. There was a rap song, a kind of rock-ish song and two slow jams. I was...
March 2010
"anyone could do my job," i announced as i left my...
“Absolutely anyone. It’s the easiest job in the world. But do you want to know why you hired me? It’s because I’ve got a bomb personality.”
Then I turned on my heel, sat back down on my desk, and put my headphones on to finish my work.
sometimes i look at snooki and i think
“She’s kind of beautiful in her face.”
Caught myself slipping!!!
Watchkindafabulous:
Sneak Peek at the upcoming season of RHONJ.
“For some reason, seeing Grey Gardens as an adolescent psychologically prepared...”
– KiNda FaBuLoUs: Little Eddie
I haven’t had time to write anything interesting lately, so just read Ed’s blog because he’s setting it off over there…
“Errrrrrrrrbody had syphillis. They say about 40% of Confederate Soldiers had...”
– KiNda FaBuLoUs: Sex and the Civil War
Ugh. All I think about these days is STDs and how I just want to cut off my privates and die. Not being dramatic.
compliments you can give fat girls, as suggested...
“You have such nice hair.”
“I like your sweater.”
“You are so brave to wear tights.”
yup. ok. yup. →
"Yeah, I just started reading her blog today." →
LOL.
shashashashannon.
i watched 16 and pregnant for the first time today
on JetBlue. I basically just watch SVU and all the Real Housewives except OC because that whole cast is so spiritually broke it’s retardo. They don’t even make me LOL. If I catch RHOOC, I’m all, “Ugh! These bitches are whack! I feel dirty!” the whole time and that just isn’t that fun for me to be honest. I’m not one of them. I don’t get off on that....
I have no words to describe my New York trip. There have been times in my life that I’ve attempted to write about a positive experience and just wound up crying while writing it and then posting it to my blog and still not feeling satisfied with what I’ve said and also a little embarrassed about it because I sound like an overemotional baby.
That said, I am not going to bother to...
i like new york better than la
putting it out thereeee. i don’t want to hear your opinion about my opinion, but just so ya knoowwww…
shannon is sitting in a window with her pants...
and she says to me, “You got no ass.”
new classic?
I’m hanging out with my friend Shannon that I haven’t really spoken to since middle school. I don’t think we were actually ever really friends in school. Maybe in 4th grade. We’ve reconnected over the last year via, of all things, Twitter and she came to visit me because I was on her coast. We had one of those “pick up right where you left off” days, except we...
i don’t see your point unless it’s gun...
lol
I just found three Burt’s Bees lip balms in a purse that’s currently out of rotation and I was like, “LOL, WHERE THE HECK DID I GET THESE?”
And then I remembered, “LOL, I GOT THEM LAST CHRISTMAS.”
Then I was all, “LOL, ACTUALLY, I ONLY GOT TWO. I GOT TWO AND GREGORY GOT ONE AND THEN I STOLE HIS, TOO. LOL. I’M SO SELFISH. LOL.”
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some fat cat business dude who wouldn't stop...
Angela: He needed a friend.
Me: He didn't need a friend. He was a pervert.
Angela: I thought he needed a friend.
Me: Maybe that's really sad of me or something, but he's in a room full of people and he's talking to the two girls who are here trying to enjoy their lunch together alone? He's a pervert.
Angela: Maybe that's why I attract so many weird people. I always just think that if they say hi, they're being friendly.
Me: I dunno.
Angela: I'm no fool, though. I almost got raped by three Asians when I was rounding up the carts in the parking lot at my old job, but I got away.
Me: *dead*
oh, hey →
jen pointed this out to me on twitter.
i feel like this is probably extra meaningful to look at if you’re not me.
Also, yes, I know he painted me with my head cut off of my body and what appears to be blood draining from my neck, but I don’t think it’s a big deal. I’m trying not to, anyway. I’m easy to kill, no one has to paint about it. They can just do it....
why i am wearing neon green tights under my jeans
I allowed myself to stay in bed too long this morning. That’s the short explanation as to why I am currently wearing neon green pedal pusher length tights under my jeans. They were an impulse purchase at H&M. I normally think that store is a trash factory (they’re just so bad in LA), but I dragged my feet in to one after a particularly bad audition hoping that maybe I could find...
