May 2010
“If Biggie was alive he’d sign me.”
– Nicki Minaj
(via stonerparty)
April 2010
Oklahoma Hates Women →
#followfriday
Watch“I already did fabulous!”
I cannot wait 2 get back down 2 earth with the NJ girls.
I am thrilled about every one of our contributors,... →
(via alexbalk)
great read.
“Why would you want someone to follow you on Twitter? I guess it might feel like...”
– Julianna Margulies from W Magazine May 2010
-I actually laughed when I read that because it came off so bitchy and dismissive, and then I was all, ‘Don’t Hate Julianna Margulies!’ The truth is: Twitter is actually a unifying source in an increasingly isolating world. There’s a communal emotion...
Is there a Pooooooool???
Me: Hey!!! Um, Mom? Sorry you sound just like my mom right now
Molly: Oh nah, I have a cold!!!
Me: Ooooh ok, well I found us a hotel on orbitz, and it'll be like $60 a person for the night.
Molly: Oh ok, cool cool. Is there a Pooooooooooool????
Me: LOL, um, I don't know...
Molly: Well you should find out
Me: LOL, you're totally right. Shit, if we gots to come out the pocket for 60 Big Ones, they're better be a fuckin poooooool
Molly: LOL
Me: I mean, if they have the AUDAAACITY to ask us to spend 60 1 Dollar Bills, they're should at LEAST be a pool
Molly: Exactly. If we're going to be in the desert, we need to be able to at least dip ourselves in a pool
Me: Good point, I'ma call them now and I will call you back
Molly: lol
tumblrwillow asked: People go to you for advice right?
If a girl tells a bro they're "funny" and "cute" like that in the same sentence and everything - she's trying to tell that bro he's in the "friendnogenitaltogenitalcontactzone" and that he "chomps dicks for breakfast" right?
Right?
If a girl tells a bro they're "funny" and "cute" like that in the same sentence and everything - she's trying to tell that bro he's in the "friendnogenitaltogenitalcontactzone" and that he "chomps dicks for breakfast" right?
Right?
my amazing, next-level friends are the ones that...
playin’. just playin’.
playin’s fun.
folkinz:
hanson: thinkin’ about somethin’
...
“Hey. I’m doing stand up now.”
– Don’t send me text messages that say that.
remember earlier this week when i accused everyone of being jealous/threatened by the juggalos?
LOL.
but for real, i think that’s your problem.
Huntington Library to offer the first look at its... →
…as if I needed another reason to get arrested for masturbating outside the Huntington Library.
“When she walks in the room with her new boyfriend, you don’t want to be...”
– If you ever need a post break-up pep talk, I am your girl.
ugh. i love hotties so much.
Listen
Lil Bro Bro: Do you guys think about murder?
Me: Oh yeah! All the time.
Tom Oatmeal: I think it's pretty natural.
Lil Bro Bro: All I think about is murder.
being goth is the most important thing that's ever...
i will be a goth bitch even in the afterlyfe.
P.S. FUCK THE WORLD.
