June 2010
May 2010
the occasions in which i desire a boyfriend
I realized recently that I only really want a boyfriend on two occasions:
When I’m listening to Fiona Apple and I’m like, “I wish I didn’t relate to this so much.”
When I’m hungry.
I’m never at home on a Sunday like, “I wish I had someone to watch Speed with me right now.” I never find myself at a party thinking, “It would be great if...
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dotcomboom:
Simon Rex (aka Dirt Nasty) on the...
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yo, annie potts teaches drama sometimes at... →
do yaself a favor for once in your life, book a ticket to columbia, missouri, enroll in stephens college (if you are a woman. no boyz allowed) and get learned.
in a post-dixie carter, post-delta burke entertainment tonight hoarding exposé world, we have to rely on the designing women we have left.
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some of you may know that i used to work with...
Me: What are you doing?
Tom Oatmeal: Forwarding my spam emails to my friends.
Me: Why?
Tom Oatmeal: I don't need them for anything! Maybe they could use them!
Me: *dead*
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i know someone that's internet dating someone who...
i’m not even kidding you.
(obviously he was on safari. it wasn’t in a zoo or something. i can’t reveal any more! it’s not my place!)
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jennifer nies is a genius
One of Chuck’s BFFs happens to be a super amazing photographer. Jennifer Nies. She does a lot of stuff for magazines and she shoots all the behind the scenes videos for Nylon TV. Ya know, she’s been around.
I asked her if she’d be willing to take some pictures of me, and I wound up having one of the most fun days I’ve had in forever. Once we were together it was...
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“Careful. What you deal with is usually average.”
– Cam’ron
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WatchDon’t watch this video unless you have health insurance.
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“I got a job. I work a 9 to 5 because I’m in the... →
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(via slippy)
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no, you both do
Teenage Girl 1: I didn't ev-
Teenage Girl 2: You need to shut up.
Teenage Girl 1: But I-
Teenage Girl 2: You need to shut up.
Teenage Girl 1: All I said wa-
Teenage Girl 2: You need to shut UP.
Teenage Girl 1: I really did-
Teenage Girl 2: You need to SHUT UP.
This is what's going on outside of my apartment door right now.
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coriwaldrop asked: Last weekend, I spliced "4 DAZE" into a movie.
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Then I took it off because it's beyond illegal. It got pretty subliminal for one showing of Robin Hood though.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2dk08qu.jpg
Then I took it off because it's beyond illegal. It got pretty subliminal for one showing of Robin Hood though.
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“Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t...”
– dads current facebook status. (via lauraisalive)
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revealing fact
In college I dated a dude for six months that I knew only by the name “Greg Chillin”.
Cuz he loved chilling.
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Chuck: Did you get a chemical peel?
Me: ...no?
Chuck: Are you pregnant?
Me: No.
Chuck: Your skin is glowing.
Me: I washed my face today.
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“Pony tail swinging as I lay in the jacuzzi.”
– Snoop Dogg
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if you put on doobie bros any time of the day, i...
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whydoihaveablog asked: Want you to know I put 4-daze on my uncle's grocery list the other week. Should've put a "a clue". So he can pick one up. Get it? LOLOLOL.
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count your blessings
I’m really upset about an interaction I had at a social gathering recently and I’m super fired up about it and I was going to sit here and type something up about how like, some people just need to embrace their role as a wet rodent and drown, but I have an appointment to be a sassy tree. So I can’t do that right now.
You’ve been spared.
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“He has a bowl on top of the fridge filled with all of his gummy treats. He just...”
– Blaire explaining her boyfriend’s love of gummy bears. 