May 2010
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He has a bowl on top of the fridge filled with all of his gummy treats. He just...
– Blaire explaining her boyfriend’s love of gummy bears.
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sassy tree
damn. got an audition tomorrow to do a voiceover for a sassy tree. I don’t even care if they want to pay me. I will show up and do a sassy tree for 0 dollars. i’d maybe even pay them five.
a sassy tree is the role i was born to play!
update: actually, i would not pay them five dollars because i realized i can be a sassy tree in my apartment for free. but i would also do it for free...
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if you're at a party and "one thing" by amerie...
that song is like crunk batteries.
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I haven’t seen The Human Centipede yet and I haven’t really read anything about it, but I know it’s going to be scary and this is why:
I was just daydreamin’ and playing with my hair in the mirror and I was thinking about things that scare me and I was like “If a centipede had the brain of a human AND all those legs, we’d be fucked.” And then I was like...
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i've seen this movie, and it's really just about... →
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just got census'd
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