There is this group of dudes that live on one of the streets in the neighborhood where I walk my dog. Sometimes there’s just one or two of them, but most days are like today and there’s about five or six of them. They stand in a cluster around one of their Honda Accords and they appear to do nothing. They drink, actually. A lot. All day. Every day of the week. These dudes’...
this is the post where i spoil catfish and talk...
YES, I REALLY SPOIL CATFISH IN THIS POST. PLEASE ONLY READ IT IF YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE/IT IS YOUR AVATAR (I WILL NEVER SEE AVATAR AS LONG AS I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY BODY AND EYES) My friend Sophia brought over a screener of Catfish for us to watch yesterday and I absolutely loved every second of it. Let’s just get this out of the way: I don’t think it’s “real”...
“I thought it was an incredible cosmic irony. This... →
Read Sean Parker’s Vanity Fair profile.
Wayne called into a new MTV show yesterday from jail. It’s just so nice to hear his voice.
Talking about some important stuff in the video.
today was supposed to be much more productive for me, but this morning i decided to eat all the pickles in our refrigerator and they made me sick. i spent three hours vomiting pickles and sitting on the floor trying not to vomit pickles. i’m more amused by this than ashamed.
Is it just me or is the only thing more lame than the poor segway guy offing...– Wise Person (via slippy)
worstfuckingideas asked: sarazona and i always argue over hot garbage vs. cold garbage. if you HAD to eat garbage - no way around it, YOU MUST EAT GARBAGE- would you want it to be hot or cold? I say cold because I'm a rational human being who knows her limits. She says hot because she's disgusting and took a pine cone to the skull when she was 10 and it really fucked up her brain. So, hot or cold garbage?? ...
photolodico asked: what's your favorite type of cereal? I mean, it's an important question for really knowing someone.
sars about the tags
You are so stupid.– One of the wardrobe assistants to Chuck
diddy in the building.
the final episode of 'first day' went up today →
Thank you to Alloy for asking me to be a part of the show! Back when the show first went up I told you guys that whoever reblogged any of my First Day posts and had an email address on their Tumblr page would be entered to win one of DVD box sets courtesy of Alloy. I picked the winners today. You guys! So many of you that I initially drew did not have email addresses on your page. The high school...
there's something very humbling about having to...
Speaking of chips and dip, do you understand that I once had a boyfriend who was under the impression that his mom invented five-layer dip? You know that shit that they have premade at grocery stores in the fat people section sauces and dip aisle and it’s fucking disgusting and American in the worst way and just like, TOO RACHAEL RAY-ISH FOR LIFE? He thought his mom invented that stuff....
Lost in the Supermarket: Fix-er Up-er →
kaseyanderson: You know how when you were young, you moved into an apartment that you had to talk yourself into? The rent was affordable and the view was nice, but the hot water only worked for 30 seconds at a time, there was a “minor” ant problem, and the building sort of smelled like warm bologna. You…
This American Life 359: Life After Death →
This week’s episode of This American Life was exceptional, I thought. I haven’t been enjoying it very much this year, but the stories in this episode were thought provoking.
How To Curate the Most Creative and Unique Viral... →
numnumsbylaura: bajillion is my favorite number, so me and this new tumblog are gonna get along quite well.
pussy-cow asked: Just read a Mad Men article written by a Molly Lambert. Was that you? If so, good article. I particularly liked the Kanye/Taylor Swift line.
romee asked: I remember that you got your chart done, but are you down with palm readers? Do you have any recommendations for that kind of stuff?
I enjoy the subtlety of Rusty Kelley’s work.
Me: I love martythecamelfelcher
Sara: What's a felcher?
Me: [googling "felcher", reading the definition out loud (warning: it's disgusting)]
Sara: That guy is too crazy for the Internet.