kellyoxford: the best interview show that isn’t on TV. watch them all, but please start with this. PS- For the people wondering about the song?? Diablo’s husband, Dan sang/wrote. I love this series!
to the lady who yelled at me on hollywood blvd
thank you for yelling at me that you like my blog. that was the most famous i ever felt. i was admiring your teeth when we crossed the street so like, imagine my surprise when your teeth liked me back!
tickets for our next hellogiggles ucb show are on... →
i’ll be reading something. xo
Important texts between fronds
Me: If a dude texts "I wanna know you" does that mean sex?
Molly: First of all, LOL. secondly, probably.
Bill Proposed To Felonize Selling Fake Maple Syrup... →
themattsmith: I SUPPORT THIS LEGISLATION
how arrogant is this Sister Wives dude for thinking that his 3 obese wives and the 1 pregnant wife might potentially get felt up by their young, ripped personal trainer who is training them in front of a damn camera crew?
I am young, rich and reckless. Let’s go to jail, Alexander.– Me, to my cabbie.
That was so real on Teen Mom season 2 when Gary took his other fat friend to the park and the friend was like, “I’ll be you, and you be me. Amber fights with me all the time, Amber beats me up and calls me a fat ass 24/7, but I can make it work if I want to.” And then Gary was all, “I can make it work if I want to.” And the friend was like, “No. You...
my internet crush, kevin, has a really cool crush... →
(i love you, kevin. we will be together eventually.)
had a meeting i could really be myself in today
Lady: I love drinking.
Me: Oh my God, I love drinking, too!
Lady: Yeah, I love it.
Me: Me too! I love it so much!
nicki minaj has a collection for opi! :D →
e! true hollywood story: casey anthony
I’m watching the E! True Hollywood Story of Casey Anthony and I’m dying because this elderly neighbor of hers is like, “Casey was a fun-loving girl who liked exploring the woods with her friends.” And I’m like, “Yeah, the girl was a stoner. She was getting stoned.” And then some plus-sized dude from her high school was like, “Casey always knew the...
i love laughing so much. i do it all the time. like, i love it.
Whenever I watch Singles, and I often do, when that one motherfucker Campbell Scott says at the beginning, “For the next three years I’m going to concentrate on my career,” I’m like, “LOL!!!! YOU WISH, ASSHOLE!” And I laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker Got Into a Drunken... →
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Ed: Molly, thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell a story in tonight's show.
Me: Well, they don't call me Molly 'Providing a Damn Opportunity' McAleer for nothing!