April 2011
Dear Friends,
I usually put up some tough sounding post saying that if you trick me on April Fool’s Day, I will cut you from my friend list, but this year I’m just going to beg.
I cannot emotionally afford to have anyone “prank” me (AKA lie to my gullible-ass face) this year. I’m really fragile and in a weird place in my career/social life.
Please just cancel...
Show me on the doll where this song touched you.
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what to wear to an internship interview →
sarazucker:
this is a great base to work with, for all you younger ladies vying for an internship in the near future. not that your resume isn’t important or anything…but, yeah…also:
don’t chew gum
post-meeting “thank you” notes are key
no cleavage (trust me on this one)
Since I encourage anyone looking to break into a new industry to take internships, here’s this. Don’t fuck it...
“You know, I’m waiting for the day where some sociologist or psychologist...”
– Divorce Court’s Judge Lynn Toler, who is clearly an idiot, because like, duh. That article’s been written a million times.
March 2011
begining to realize what a mistake it was to get a... →
In Which Molls Tells You What To Do →
Listen
I’m pretty sure that if I tried out for Wheel of Fortune that they wouldn’t let me on because I’m so good at solving puzzles and so blessed that I’d fuckin’ destroy it on the wheel and they’d basically be like, “Yeah, Molls. You’re really good, we just can’t afford to have you on the show. We literally cannot afford you.”
That’s,...
elderly in la
I was walking my dog a moment ago when I saw an elderly lady leaving her apartment with an in-home care specialist. She was attempting to walk down the stairs while her care person was holding her walker and she kept saying, “You be careful, you’re going to throw out your back.”
After a minute of just standing there while Wagandstuff sniffed some trees, I said, “Can I give...
notes
I slept in my jeans last night because I couldn’t even fathom taking them off before bed and I’m still wearing them but I smell fine and feel even finer, so don’t worry about it.
Really had to force myself to meditate this morning, but I was so glad I did. The days that it’s the hardest for me are the days I need it the most. I wouldn’t say I feel...
First Look: Happy Endings Trailer Touts Elisha... →
Some of my friends wrote on this show and it’s supposed to be pretty funny. Click through for the trailer.
“Remember when an onion fell out of my cheeseburger and I thought it was your...”
i hate mushrooms →
On Sundays I’m going to write about things I hate on Thought Catalog. This week I hate mushrooms.
Don’t take yourselves too seriously and have a great night! XO
Nail Tutorial: How to Give Yourself an Amazing... →
I’m maybe the last person to see this, but The Hairpin had some good pointers on freehand painting designs on your nails.
he barely spoke english
Molls: So all of our DVRed shows are now deleted? All my Oprahs?
Time-Warner Repairman: Yes.
Molls: Can we get a free month?
Time-Warner Repairman: You have to call customer service about that.
Molls: You get what I mean though, right?
Time-Warner Repairman: Oh, yes.
emily and michelle →
Back in late ‘07/early ‘08, Emily and Michelle’s quest to find a roommate was my favorite story to follow.
If you’ve never read these posts, you’re in for a real treat. They used to be on Tumblr, but then I think they had a falling out. It’s okay. Nothing lasts forever.
Feel like I came clean about a lot of stuff here.
things dogs like doing
As someone who’s owned a dog for nearly four years, I’ve been able to do extensive research on what it is that makes these guys tick.
Here’s my list of things dogs DEFINITELY like to do:
Sleep
Smell things
EAT
Walk
KiNda FaBuLoUs: Girl Talk-The History, The Moment,... →
Ed recapped last night’s Girl Talk show better than I could. I spent three hours thinking I was inside of a mirrored parish rec room and that everyone there was staring at me. It was hell. HELL. By the time I came to, Girl Talk was playing and I was in the middle of a dance-y mosh pit. There are just no words.
It was my 7th Girl Talk show. I use them as marking points for my time in LA and...
Every morning Sara eats her cereal and climbs back into bed to look at the Internet and I’m always awake and have been awake for hours, drinking coffee and working and tracking my developments. Usually about an hour after she’s woken up (if she’s lucky, some days I start in right away), I slither up to Sara’s doorframe and start dancing against it/singing her songs/laughing...
“That movie Seven would have been really different if the box was full of pot.”
– Duncan
so so so sorry none of us died last night
Hey!
Yesterday I wrote a little bit about how this guy who has predicted big earthquakes in the past had predicted another big quake here in LA for last night. I also mentioned that I had somewhat of a daymare of my own apartment in post-earthquake destruction and that I felt like it was time to prepare myself/my roommate/my apartment for anything that may happen to us.
I got made fun of a lot....
The Fear of Missing Out →
slippy:
[The Fear of Missing Out] is a great motivator of human behavior, and I think a crucial key to understanding social software, and why it works the way it does. Many people have studied the game mechanics that keep people collecting things (points, trophies, check-ins, mayorships, kudos). Others have studied how the neurochemistry that keeps us checking Facebook every five minutes is...
“People become successful when they’re helped by others. No one wants to help an...”
– (via kellyoxford)
Me: Isn't it so weird that I harbor so much hatred toward white men?
Ed: Yeah, especially because that's all you date.
