if you're a teenager and you think you'll always...
My mom just called me and asked me if I remembered trying to spend a summer counseling kids at a camp for orphans. Like, it was my summer plan to volunteer, not work, at a camp for orphans. Honestly, I had pretty much no memory of this and only remember it vaguely now that she mentioned it.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Episode 3:... →
I knew my Edward would write a Real Housewives of New Jersey recap with a fresh perspective. :)
hellogiggles.com is looking for interns
We’re looking for a few smart, creative, proactive-types who are excited to learn to join the HelloGiggles team. Duties would mostly include HelloGiggles site maintenance and perhaps some light research and editing. Anyone willing to go the extra mile by contributing creatively to the site will receive extra consideration, although an unwillingness to do so will not particularly harm your...
I can’t go on Facebook anymore unless I’m posting links. I just saw some photos of someone’s wedding and audibly gagged like I was twelve years old again and one of my fellow campers was showing me a photo of her boyfriend from home. Part of me knows I should just be happy for them and that I shouldn’t even be repeating this because it makes me sound so ugly, and part of...
What appeared to be nothing more than an oversize bean bag chair turned out to...– HelloGiggles – The Lovesac Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together (lovesac, Baby) If the LoveSac company wants to give me a LoveSac, I already have an entire blogging week of LoveSac reviews in mind; How LoveSacs Feel on Monday, How LoveSacs Feel on Tuesday, How LoveSacs Feel on Wednesday,...
Last night, the dog hit my laptop (I sleep with...
It’s a long story, but basically I fell in love with birds. I did this not...– Jonathan Franzen’s op-ed in the NYT today is the best thing I’ve read since the last best thing I read. Believe it or not (you probably don’t believe it), I couldn’t agree more.
Attended a discussion this evening where someone brought up that “illiteracy” in it’s most modern form is mainly defined by one’s inability to adapt. I thought that was really interesting because it kind of shines a spotlight on the idea that we’ve reassigned the value we gave language to one’s ability to survive. Made me fuckin’ think, y’all.
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hellogiggles: In this new post, Mr. Kate shows us how to grab what we already own and give it a fresh new look. If you’re staying in town this weekend, this will be great for today’s Sunday brunch. This is also fun and resourceful when you don’t have time to run out and buy something new. Creativity is always a win! Do you guys know about Mr. Kate yet? I love her style. Totally obsessed with...
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Real friends are the ones that attempt to pull you out of anger and bitterness, not keep you in it so you can be uglier and sadder than them. Seems like that would be obvious, but it also seems like it may not be.
Prince was incredible last night and I strongly encourage anyone in Los Angeles to take advantage of the fact that you can see a living legend live for only $25. The idea that anyone I know isn’t going to one of these shows is CRAZY to me. It was 3.5 hours of STRAIGHT HITS. “Purple Rain” has never been my jam, but I welled up. I did. I sat down for “Purple Rain” and...
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WOW! Thanks, Huffington Post.
If you title your YouTube video "Crackhead Crying...
whitneycummings: The flawless @officialkat and our show pony @bethbehrs. CAN YOU STAND IT?
And we’ve got a new episode of The Download today, too! This one has Morgan Murphy and Twitter’s @donni. I think it’s my favorite episode we’ve done so far.
kaseyanderson: adrinkwithdave: TUE May 24: Molly McAleer Molls is a true pioneer, but instead of hittin’ the Oregon Trail (though with her mad computer skills she probably won the game), she was one of the first to tame the wild tubes of Internet. She’s an actress, a writer and a World Wide Web mogul. Dave vidchats with Molly about her new web show, The Download, and her new web project...
If you’re new to reading my blog, please also check out the blog of my favorite blogger (I say this with confidence despite knowing that people are going to read this and get their feelings hurt,) Caragh! She deserves everything in the world and at the very least, for a lot of people to be reading her writing and paying attention to her. #FOLLOWFO’LYFEDAY
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Wanted to make sure to remember to tell you that I bought Italian Hammer pants with stirrups for three dollars the other day and they’re so wrong that they’re right. There’s at least a mile of room in the crotch, which doesn’t apply to my body but is a STRANGE SENSAYSH considering I’ve been wearing leggings and skinny jeans for the last three years. Actually, some...
Molly and I have a ghost.
demarmywivez: He or she (we haven’t decided its gender yet) is kinda peopleofwalmart. Opens spaghetti-o’s then doesn’t eat them. Won’t let us delete a certain Law and Order on our dvr. The TV just happened to be turned to Monday night RAW. The base can be creepy! By “it’s kind of peopleofwalmart”, she means “it’s white trash.” She’s being polite. ...
this song is about blow jobs.
embarrassing things i have done in my life that i...
I cried myself to sleep over a boy named Nathan every single night of 8th grade because he looked like a Hanson brother and he didn’t like me back. His family was really Christian and one night I ruined their family dinner party with the church’s minister because I called him crying during the meal to ask him why he didn’t like me back (this was in the time of landlines,...
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I recalled one of the most uncomfortable social situations I’ve experienced in my adult life for ThoughtCatalog. And for the person in the comments who claims this story couldn’t be true: If I say something’s true, it’s true. You’ll catch me dead before you catch me lying.
THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE SONG EVER.
New episode of The Download is up with guests Rob Delaney and iJustine.
The number of years it took me to figure out that the Muppet Babies were small and that Nanny wasn’t a giant.
My man Hannibal has been around for awhile, but people are just starting to take...– Nick Cannon Picks The Hottest New Comedy Acts on the Scene LOL
I think I have the flu and an infected tear duct or pink eye or some shit and my cousin just texted me the American Idol results from the east coast because she wasn’t using her damn brain and I called her a whore and now I’m going to bed, I think.