July 2011
June 2011
4 easy beauty tips to make you feel like a queen →
that picture… i am so mental. fun, but mental.
our second sponsored video launched today →
Thanks to Rob Delaney, Dave Holmes, Damien Fahey and Grasie Mercedes for making appearances in this one!
(I’m also in it, too… for some reason I’m a little embarrassed by myself.)
get yo' nails did →
Blaire takes over Get Yo’ Nails did this week to show you how to use nail plates
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get yo' nails did →
My girl Blaire took over for me this week.
get yo' nails did →
My girl Blaire took over for me this week.
get yo' nails did →
my girl blaire took over for me this week
I’m eating turkey with my hands.
And that’s all you get today, blog.
my five favorite things of the week are on... →
i would want to sign her to our currently... →
WatchLast night Deanna surprised me by taking me to the Nicki Minaj concert. If you watch this video, you can see that I was still pretty shocked that I was there as it was going on in front of me.
(For the record, Deanna is one of the nicest and most thoughtful people you’ll ever meet. Really lucky to call her my frond.)
Watchtangentsandthe:
TANGENTS & THE TIMES: EPISODE ONE. “MARISSA MAKES A DECISION” Over a clandestine liquid brunch, Marissa confides in her BFF Alexis that she plans on trying to take her career seriously by moving to New York to start anew — which goes over poorly. Then, Marissa’s ex shows up.
Check out Marissa’s new web series! I’m so proud of her. :)
Every third word in a Tweet is what the Tweeter...
Think I cracked the code. It’s either third word or fifth word.
Dude: I don't know why you still like me, Molly. I'm unemployed, I'm wearing a cowboy hat, and I know this is going to sound gross, but I can't even fuck myself right now. I literally can't jerk off.
Me: I grabbed your dick in a salad restaurant once.
Dude: It was a ice cream parlor. For families.
“I would drive you to an abortion if you needed it.”
– A friend
Whitey Bulger Arrested: Infamous Mob Fugitive... →
Wow. In high school I was pretty obsessed with the Winter Hill Gang and thought Whitey was a badass that just didn’t give a fuck about the law and people’s lives, which is cold-hearted but super productive way to get things done. I guess I still think that.
#FREEWHITEY
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Epi 6 Recap:... →
Ed’s Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps on HelloGiggles read like pages from his dissertation on the series and I mean that in a very good way.
"it's like people don't know we're black, precious...
Some gross person left the following questions on my VYou page and I’ve already started into my Sunday Wine Time and I’m just going to go for it right here and let this person know what I think about their question:
“do u kinda rain on ed’s bubbly rainbow parade sometimes? why so snide?”
First of all, you know I do, or you wouldn’t have followed up with...
someone go get it before i die
There’s a wonderful winter coat at the Out of the Closet on Western and Hollywood. It’s heavy black wool and it has these cool sleeves and a big dramatic hood and it’s the flyest shit I have ever seen.
It’s short and it could have been longer in the arms and tighter on my bod, but it’s a real find and someone needs to go get it. It cost $8, but they’re letting...
Accidentally spent the entire morning teaching gay...
One of them leaned over the washers at one point and said to me, “You know what? You’ve got a funky style. I bet you’re like one of those girls in an 80s movie. If you get your hair blown out and take off those glasses, you’re real pretty, probably.”
seeing 'midnight in paris' with ed
Ed: (right as the previews ended and the movie was about to start, maybe too loudly) Oh my God, I love Rachel McAdams! I’m so excited to see a movie with her right now!
Me: ME TOO!
Ed: ME TOO!!!
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Ed: (right after the movie) You know what this movie affirmed for me?
Me: Your love of Jews?
Ed: Yes. When he said, “A half Jewish, half Italian painter with dark...
guys, i think my sixth wisdom tooth, the one they...
i’m totally a caveperson/ouch.
“I see you winding and grinding up on that pole. I know you see me looking at you...”
– Akon
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this is my favorite song
whined my way through newsprint nails for... →
Also, did you read Caragh’s Ice Loves CoCo recap and Ed’s Real Housewives of New Jersey recap?
I think my new neighbors are recovered meth addicts who moved here to destroy any ties to their past and start a new life.
They dress like it’s the 90s in the same way that meth addicts on TV always do. It’s not hipster 90s, it’s like The Fighter 90s. Maybe they were on Oxys or heroin or something and did drugs as a couple and now are clean as a couple.
The lady has new teeth...
Me: Cut your fucking hair.
Friend: It needs to be two inches longer so I can cut it off and donate it to cancer patients in my mom's name, you bitch.
Me: Oh.
Friend: Just kidding, I'm going to glue it to some hot teen's pussy so I can pretend like she's age of consent.
get like me
You know what’s so infuriating about people who give backhanded compliments or other snide but dressed down comments?? They’re always dumb cowards, which is just a totally brutal combination.
Here’s the thing(s);
I’m smart enough to know what it is you’re actually trying to say and the implication that I may not be speaks way more to your intelligence than mine....
my five favorite things of the week are on... →
tomorrow
Wanna know what I’m doing tomorrow? I’m going to the motherfucking spa.
I booked appointments with an “s” today. Multiple appointments. I totaled my car in college and got 3 grand from the insurance company and then I moved to LA with that money and went to the spa. I went to the Bliss in Westwood and I got the best fuckin’ massage of my life from a bald man named...
this is definitely my friend's little sister, btw. →
