Meet the Mollys! Social Network Sweeties Tumbl... →
A bunch of years ago some broads had some babies and named them Molly and they all grew up using the computer too much and now there’s an article about it. Weird.
LIKE REALLY NIGGA? U THINK THIS SHIT IS A GAME MY...
tumblrgangsta: HOW MANY TIMES I NEED TO TELL YALL I AINT NO STUDIO GANGSTA CUZ IM OUT HERE IN THESE CYBER STREETS GRINDING ERRDAY PUTTING IN WORK AND JUST BEING A STRAIGHT UP HOOD NIGGA KNAMEAN CUH THIS. IS. NOT. A. GAME. This is exactly how I feel. #cyberstreets
I found out today from some dudes that I work with that when a dude texts you, “What are you doing?” that he doesn’t actually want to know what you’re doing and that he’s trying to have sex with you. I don’t know if you knew about this or not, but I had no idea. I thought that, when dudes texted me this question, that they really wanted to know what I was doing...
Frenemies: A History Of Lil Wayne & Jay-Z's... →
josephgarcia: This is a pretty good article that chronicles the history behind Wayne and Jay. They kind of gloss over some points but for the most part it’s a good read. One thing I take issue with is the end, when they cover Waynes, 4 lines, FOUR LINES LETS BE HONEST NOW, subliminal shot he took at Jay, then Wayne’s response. Throughout the article, they remind everyone that rap is a...
college survival tips
If you’re just starting college or have been in college but you’ve sucked at it, here are some protips from a girl who, five years later, still can’t get over what a freakin’ blast living in that incubator with my head up my ass was. PUT THE SPARE MATTRESS INSIDE OF THE BIG CLOSET: I’m pretty sure that most dorm rooms had some random mattress lying around or that you...
Have fun this weekend, you guys, but not too much fun because AIDS is still a very real thing. Love you.
I unknowingly poured half a mug of tea on my bed while I read a blog post about someone else’s living room just now. YOU’RE SO GOOD, INTERNET. YOU’RE JUST SO GOOD! WHO CAN BE A HUMAN WITH YOU AROUND?
my brain while driving
“Ugh, okay. Are you going to hit something? That’s a beamer behind you, one of the worst types of cars to hit. Don’t hit it. Are you checking your mirrors? Who thought to put mirrors on cars? Why haven’t they invented something smarter than mirrors beside video? Why can’t we see through the backs of our brains yet? Is there anyone in front of you? What if you pull out...
Watching Elvis’ True Hollywood Story and his cousin Billy is a weird-ass dude.
Does anyone know of any new social media websites that I can join, gain a loyal following, and then alienate said following by telling them repeatedly that I hate them and to go fuck themselves?
hey, nut touchers.
a really well-crafted essay
When I was in high school, I was more confident about my ability to land one of the coveted seven spots in The Real World house once I was of the age to do so than I was of almost anything else. I completely hated almost everything about myself physically and personality-wise, but I would lie in bed at night and think to myself, “You’re from a single parent home, you’re kinda funny sometimes, you...
I triple kissed girls at a bar with cake in my mouth. That’s how my friend...– Mustache Dave, in response to the question, “What did you do this weekend?”
Slashleen: "Do You Like Phil Collins? →
slashleen: I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed… Peter over Phil any day. Goodnight.