Did anyone ever see that episode of COPS, where this wife called the police on her husband because he was being homophobic toward their infant son? The guy was on the porch talking to the officers like, “She said she would be okay with my son being, uh, a homosexuality but I would not be okay with that because I don’t believe in that.” And he kept pronouncing it like, “A...
LOST: ONE TOFFEE SQUARE
I lost a toffee square. It answers to the name of “snack”. I put it on my bedside table about one hour ago and, unless it’s inside of my dog, I lost it. I looked inside a drawer, as well as shoe, to see if it had fallen from its spot on my bedside table to a more appropriate snacking place, but as far as I can see, it did not. R.I.P. TOFFEE SQUARE. U DID A BAD BITCH GOOD.
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I am so glad American Idol is back. It’s always the TCPM (therapeutic crys per minute) are incomparable!
Cents and Sensibility →
I love that we have a column about personal finance at HelloGiggles!
Using all my free time to watch Felicity from scratch
DRINKING WINE THROUGH A FRUIT ROLL-UP AND WATCHING...
Good lord. The Todd Glass WTF interview is... →
spoonsafterdinner asked: as a blogger and as part of the entertainment industry, how do you feel about SOPA?
I was sad when I read that Dooce and her husband are separated this week. I wrote some blog entry about it when I was drunk, but I removed it because I was embarrassed to have feelings. I joined Ed’s gym. I went like 10 times so I got new sneakers. I hadn’t gotten new athletic sneakers for about seven years, but the ones I had were still perfectly good because I use them so...
I drank wine and watched 3 ABC Family movies tonight. They are fabulous. I must write one.
My life, my face: TONIGHT is the NIGHT! →
jackiesface: Yall, I am freakin my FREAK right now with anticipation for tonight- my first ever Hello Giggles LIVE show! THE REAL ON REALITY. Goin down at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre LA at 10pm! It’s sold out, but yall- the wait list goes up at 7pm- put your name on it, go get your drank/eat on at…
getting someone to love you more →
ryan o’connell is romantic and cool this blog post is like a long fiona apple lyric
internet history: 7:45pm-11:00pm, 1/12/12
Caught up on several mommy blogs I’ve been following for years, wondered if one mommy was getting divorced, bookmarked another’s recipe for low-sugar banana bread Wrote a Tumblr post about my friend’s masturbatory habits Searched for “M” pendant necklaces online. Couldn’t decide if I could commit to rose gold on a day-to-day basis Watched the video of Alana...
One of my friends told me masturbates to porn on his Kindle and it ruined my night.
[Ashley Alexandra Dupré] catered to the stereotypes of hookers, which are, you...– Angelina, the most bad-ass escort in Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer.
Twenty-eight. Not a great year for me. I hit a mother and her two children with...– My co-worker, Patrick Walsh, wishing me a happy birthday.
RUN DMC's Darryl McDaniels talks about how Sarah... →
amandalynferri: This episode of The Moth is simply bewildering. I’ve listened to it twice already because I am having a hard time wrapping my brain around this. There is also a full section on Darry McDaniels’ wikipedia page dedicated to Sarah McLachlan.
Jackie's favorite moments of 2011- In no... →
Taking a moment to remind you how special the REALEST Jackie Johnson is. I’ve known this girl for years. I feel like we grew up in our Los Angeles childhood (first few years after ditching our respective hometowns to pursue our dreams) together. Love her. So proud of her. She’s a bright light in a city full of the human versions of those glow sticks you buy at the headshop when...