I saw pajama jeans today and didn’t buy them. In the interest of time, let’s hold applause until the end.
are you great at knowing where to find cool house...
This is kind of a manic/weird thing to post about at 12:06 in the morning on a Saturday, but my throat hurts and I think I’m dying and my bedtime Xanax hasn’t kicked in, so here it goes: I’m moving in to the first (for real) adult apartment I’ve ever had and I want to buy some things for it. DON’T WORRY— Sara and I still love each other, but we’re in the...
I’m in traffic and I have to pee so badly and I don’t know what else to blog to distract myself.
In Defense of LOL →
kellyoxford: Look at what GLEE has done to us. :( There is no way that guy went back to Domino’s and could explain what happened to him, and there’s no way he has the internet. The guy on the bike at the end.
A bunch of people are watching License to Drive on Netflix and live-tweeting it. check out #SMTA and watch along.
casting in los angeles for a new hellogiggles...
In the style of eHarmony commercials we be shooting short sweet, funny and just plain wild stories of how your mom delivered for you. Maybe as a confidant, a chauffeur, a friend, a coach, a “fixer,” a matchmaker, a rule breaker, a guardian angel, a superhero, chef, etc. We are looking charismatic people of ALL ages, races and family types who are willing to share their sweet, funny and just...
I wrote tonight's episode of 2 Broke Girls. It's...
How to Take Over the World with Your Incredibly... →
"Taking my vitamins so I can bone until I die!" →
6od: @NotYourName Follow a good friend and someone I’ve known since I was eight on Twitter, please. Nothing she Tweets is appropriate* and I love it. *appropriate in that typical sense of appropriateness. I, personally, find her to be the most appropriate person ever.
When women write in the first person their work is often called “confessional.”...– In case you were confused about what kind of books I like (via emilygould)
Toddlers, Tiaras and Way Too Much Makeup
hellogiggles: Galleries: TODDLERS, TIARAS AND WAY TOO MUCH MAKEUP by Eliza Hurwitz This is an example of the sort of thing that you simultaneously want more and less of.
enchanted-dystopia asked: how do you get to be a contributor for hellogiggles? I've been wanting to for so long but it doesn't seem like they just accept writing/videos.