For $14 I will rewrite any U2 song to be about your dog. Offer’s on the table. You deal with it.
I recently found out that mad observant Jews don’t eat shellfish and… WOW. That is SUCH A BUMMER for Jews. I thought the “no pork” thing was harsh, but no crustaceans & fronds? I can’t imagine. Like, God bless them. I really respect that kind of dedication.
I fuckin love pizza
KL7: "Revenge" Drinking Game →
kl7: With the end of the season comes the end of one of my favorite traditions that began at the beginning of the season — the Wednesday night “Revenge” viewing party I have with friends. Somewhere along the way we decided some pretty simple rules to a drinking game for the show, which follow… Kristina created a Revenge drinking game! I am completely unprepared for the season finale...
If you don’t love pizza night, you have no life.– I want this on my tombstone.
the webby awards are live right now →
all the cobrasnake/photobooth pics from the... →
Thanks, Tumblr & Steven Meiers!
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Sara just went outside again, stared directly into the sun and then ran back inside screaming, “GIRL, I’M GOING TO GO BLIND!!!” I haven’t moved from the couch in 2 hours.
“Cartography”, Coming-Of-Age and a Teach named... →
Jackie Johnson really couldn’t be more of a queen. I adore everything about her.
may 19th asssscat - ucb theatre →
I’m scheduled to tell the monologues at this show. If you want to come, you can buy tickets online or wait on stand-by the night of. (And BTW, you don’t even have to like me to enjoy this show— ASSSSCAT is always the best improv in LA. I encourage you to go any time).
niall-wh0rean: so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ.
how to repel a woman in twenty texts or less
It’s rare that I feel the need to discuss my romantic life (or lack thereof) on this blog (or anywhere), but last night I participated in a text exchange so bizarre that, after removing a few identifying details, I feel that I almost HAVE to share. Because it’s appalling and embarrassing and probably kind of common these days. I mean, I don’t know what people talk about, but...
Open Thread: All Things ‘Real Housewives’ →
We’re having an open discussion about Real Housewives of New Jersey all day leading up to tonight’s episode. Come chat with me about it.