Me, listening to you talk.
Instagram sold to Facebook for $1 bill YOUTUBE SOLD TO GOOGLE FOR A PATHETIC $1.6 bill MONEY & TIME IS REAL.
i got things to lose
I’m going to repost my “Who Wanna Fuck?” Challenge (2012) after I check with my lawyer because someone said something about me offering cash to people to pull a stupid stunt on an airplane could like, get me in trouble. Which I think fucking sucks. But they’re probably right. Like, I can’t go to prison because I want people to joyously offer sex to a plane full of...
Mom: Molly, Rhonda works with vaginas.
Me: Yeah, I know. Why are you looking at me like that?
Mom: Because I vajazzled you when you were a baby.
Get Yo’ Nails Did: Rachel Crow →
A guest GET YO’ NAILS DID is up on H-Gigs.
A Lesson In Avoiding Craigslist Scams, Trusting... →
One of our HelloGiggles interns was Craigslist scammed, so you know we made her write about it for HelloGiggles.
Me: Yeah, come over. I have whiskey and wine and weed and shit.
Morgan: Yeah, that's what I think about at 2:30 in the afternoon.
Can you even imagine what a shitshow those “Summer by Bravo” promo shoots are?
Tonight I’m going to the movies but I really wish it was 1999/2000 and I was going to a Cam’ron/Dipset show and that I had absolutely nothing in my life to care or think about beside what boys liked me and which t-shirt I was going to purchase at the merch table and never wear. Honestly.
I hate that OnDemand stops pausing your video and goes back to the menu in less time than it takes to pee & smoke a cigarette. Everything should be timed based on how long it takes to pee & smoke a cigarette. This is America.
That Hot Housewives Goss U Stream Tonight at 7pm... →
I heard from my sources (my friend Blaire) that my friend Blaire is going to be making a guest appearance on tonight’s UStream with Ed.
"bitching compliment" →
This killed me.
Renting costumes is just paying money to borrow an outfit you’d never wear that dozens of people have sweat into and gotten their period all over, which is great.
What would you do if someone “Iced” you in 2012?
jackiesface: For all the D’Angelo fans wondering how he and I fell in love. Fuck, I love Jackie Johnson so much and I wish Bonnaroo was every day. I don’t know how I feel about D’Angelo. Haven’t spent enough time with his jams.
bonarrooooo 2012 →
Morgan took some pretty amazing photos at Bonnaroo. Click through to see them.
I am so proud of everything I do. I got out of the shower today and was like, “way to clean yourself, girl!!!!” Pathetic.
hellogiggles ustream at 5 PM PST with... →
Dinner Party Host: So, Molly! How have you been?
Me: Well, if you want to know the honest truth, I've used the last three months off of work to help myself realize that I'll never be happy ever in my life and that I'll wake up wanting to kill myself every single morning but not have the will or drive to actually do so and that nothing I'll ever accomplish in my life will make that feeling go away.
: ::LONG PAUSE:::
Dinner Party Guest: Molly, I'm sorry if this is intruding, but have you ever considered therapy?