July 2012
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Was so excited to buy that Demi Lovato song I like on iTunes (REALLY THINK THAT SONG IS A GREAT POP HIT— NOT SURE WHO GIRLS WHO ARE ‘COMING OF AGE’ HAVE TO LOOK UP TO THAT’S BETTER PERFORMANCE-WISE IN THIS ARENA. PLZ INFORM ME VIA music4molls AT gmail.com) that I accidentally bought the music video.
This Is Too Much Information: The Robsten Cheating... →
VERY IMPORTANT CONVERSATIONS AT HELLOGIGGLES TODAY
ARE THERE ANY MAJOR RECORD LABELS ON TUMBLR?
I am ready to record my spoken word debut.
Please start the bidding war.
I will only work with the best label and the best spoken word producers and also some hot music producing teams from the early 2000s that I admire (you know who you are).
Excited to work with you.
P.S. I want new clothes.
KiNdAfaBuLous: This Goes Out to Boys named "J.J." →
kindafabulous:
Back in high school, there was a boy named “J.J.” He had one of those two-name names, so he just went by his initials (obviously), but the nickname suited him extremely well. J.J. was preppy, affable, semi-brilliant, athletic, confident, and a total dime-piece; I spent many an afternoon admiring…
Ed told me this story last weekend and I had a crush on J.J.
Having a crush...
“I’m here tonight to do one thing and one thing only: Me.”
– This is going to be the first thing I say to kick off my world tour at Madison Square Garden when I decide to cross over to my career as a R&B/hip hop megastar.
(Sound-wise, think like, Aaliyah’s last album.)
Celeb Feuds: Nikki Finke and Bret Easton Ellis →
“I was shown how fragile life was on Saturday. I saw the terror on bystanders’...”
– Jessica Redfield (real last name: Ghawi) was shot and killed last night at a midnight screening of ‘The Dark Knight Rises,’ along with 11 others when a gunman opened fire in a theater. The above is from her blog, written in June, after she narrowly escaped another senseless shooting at a mall in...
Listen
“It’s just always been that way with me. I like a guy that no one takes the...”
– Me, on being a trendsetter.
HelloGiggles.com on Tumblr: In a twist of fate so... →
hellogiggles:
In a twist of fate so miraculous, it could only happen to these two, Molls and Ed are headed to Vegas this weekend to participate in—wait for it—a Bingo tournament!
Make that the Bingo tournament. BINGO Blitz is the #1 Bingo game on Facebook and this weekend, Buffalo Studios is…
Ed and I are going to host a bingo tournament in Vegas this weekend. Is that not the most...
Who do I have to sleep with to get in with Birchbox? This waiting list thing is a joke. I want surprise beauty in my life RIGHT THIS MOMENT!
life insurance
Me: So they definitely have to take my blood?
Lady: Well, they need to make sure you don't have any pre-existing conditions. (whispers) H.I.V.
Me: I don't want to know if I have H.I.V.
Lady: Then they won't tell you.
Me: So they'll just be like, "Hey, you didn't get life insurance, guess why?"
Lady: No, they'll probably tell you if you have H.I.V.
WatchRob makes me laugh.
Daniel Tosh Jokes About Rape; Shockingly, No One... →
We’re having this discussion over at HelloGiggles today if you have anything to say.
Another @hellogiggles show at UCB LA this... →
This may sound harsh, but I’m going to guess that no one in the history of surprise birthday parties has EVER been less deserving of a surprise birthday party than Greg on Real Housewives of New Jersey.
I snore for him.
Earlier this evening I decided that I’d use a couple hours of my time to sit at a bar that has a real nice view of Los Angeles and slowly get hammered as I read a book that I’m supposed to be reading.
The book was alright, but I have zero emotional interest in the author, so I kept getting distracted by the conversations around me. To my right were some folks that apparently work with...
I’ve been secretly admiring whoever owns the Vespa that’s parked in the back of my apartment complex ever since I saw it two weeks ago. It’s clearly the Vespa of someone who uses it as their sole mode of transportation, not one of those “weekend Vespas” you see parked in the driveways of homes in expensive neighborhoods. Like, Vespas that were purchased with the idea...
I think I’m getting my period or something (I don’t know, I don’t keep track of these things. I’m always surprised when I get my period) and I’ve been on the verge of tears for 48 hours, easily. Whatever. Happens.
We had a half day of work because of the holiday so I just took the time to figure out how to hook my laptop up to the surround sound thing I bought when I...
