July 2012
I’ve been secretly admiring whoever owns the Vespa that’s parked in the back of my apartment complex ever since I saw it two weeks ago. It’s clearly the Vespa of someone who uses it as their sole mode of transportation, not one of those “weekend Vespas” you see parked in the driveways of homes in expensive neighborhoods. Like, Vespas that were purchased with the idea...
I think I’m getting my period or something (I don’t know, I don’t keep track of these things. I’m always surprised when I get my period) and I’ve been on the verge of tears for 48 hours, easily. Whatever. Happens.
We had a half day of work because of the holiday so I just took the time to figure out how to hook my laptop up to the surround sound thing I bought when I...
June 2012
WatchMe, listening to you talk.
amazing fact
Instagram sold to Facebook for $1 bill
YOUTUBE SOLD TO GOOGLE FOR A PATHETIC $1.6 bill
MONEY & TIME IS REAL.
i got things to lose
I’m going to repost my “Who Wanna Fuck?” Challenge (2012) after I check with my lawyer because someone said something about me offering cash to people to pull a stupid stunt on an airplane could like, get me in trouble.
Which I think fucking sucks.
But they’re probably right.
Like, I can’t go to prison because I want people to joyously offer sex to a plane full of...
Mom: Molly, Rhonda works with vaginas.
Me: Yeah, I know. Why are you looking at me like that?
Mom: Because I vajazzled you when you were a baby.
Get Yo’ Nails Did: Rachel Crow →
A guest GET YO’ NAILS DID is up on H-Gigs.
A Lesson In Avoiding Craigslist Scams, Trusting... →
One of our HelloGiggles interns was Craigslist scammed, so you know we made her write about it for HelloGiggles.
