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HELLOGIGGLES EXCLUSIVE: ASSISTANT TO HOLLYWOOD LEGEND TELLS ALL (CC @JARRADPAULASST)
THIS IS AN INTERVIEW I DID WITH THE ASSISTANT OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN HOLLYWOOD.
I’M GOING TO BE BEGGING THIS WOMAN FOR A JOB IN FIVE YEARS!!!!

Obviously I love Calvin Harris, but I just took one look at this list and thought, “Girl, someone should murder you.”
John and I are putting on a benefit for the Innocence Project, a national litigation and public policy organization dedicated to exonerating wrongfully convicted people through DNA testing and reforming the criminal justice system. The Innocence Project has thus far helped to exonerate 300 people, some of who served time on death row. These people served an average of 13 years before their exoneration and release.
Help us help those who are unjustly imprisoned. Come see John Mulaney and Friends at the Bell House on June 6th; 100% of the proceeds go toward DNA testing for the wrongfully accused. The early show is already sold out, but there are still tickets available for the late show HERE.
If you can’t make it to the show but still want to help us out, please make a donation to the INNOCENCE PROJECT.
We hope to see you there!
Innocence Project is the fuckin’ realest. #Appreesh