- Interviewer: What do your nails say?
- Me: Um... they say 'deez nutz'
- Interviewer: What does 'deez' mean?
- Me: It's just this thing... It's like a hood thing.
- Interviewer: Oh.
- Me: You don't know that expression? 'Deez Nutz'?
- Interviewer: I'm a gay white man. What do I know about hood things?
- Me: I know a lot of gay white men who know all about hood things.
probably got the job
