Hey guys.

So, I had a pretty brillo idea today. What are you doing the second weekend in August? Are you free? I have a plan.

I want to get together a group of four people that are down for an awesome time. Then I want to drive to Vegas and when we get there, I want to do mad drugz and have the ultimate Vegas experience. But here’s the catch: On the three hour drive to from LA to LV I want to listen to nothing but “Right Here, Right Now” by Jesus Jones. Just that one song on repeat for 3 hours.

I’m considering it a mixture between a test of my endurance as well as a condensed test of Matthew’s Fourth Wave essay. I want to sincerely listen to the song, then ironically, then sincerely again. All in the course of three hours. I want to condition my brain to have an extreme opinion of the song, and after listening to it for three straight hours on a drive through the desert, I don’t know how I couldn’t form a definite opinion on it. Also, think of the viral videos.

This is all looking a lot dumber typed out than it’s looked on the paper of my brain for the last hour while I’ve been daydreaming about this, but I think that anyone with a real sense of awesome knows exactly what I’m talking about and how amazing it will be. Three hours. One (totally powerful) song. Not only will all of us know every lyric forever (perm. karaoke default 4 lyfe!), but we will also have a bond with Jesus Jones that no one has had since at least 1991.

Anyway, I think someone should sponsor this. Some Vegas casino or someone with too much money who likes people having a fun time and general experimentation. If you want to sponsor my Jesus Jones Road Trip Challenge ‘09, email me before August at mollsshewrote AT gmail DOT com.

I haven’t been this excited about anything in a long time.