this is how your text message conversations go with your ex-boyfriend who is currently involved in a pyramid scheme. the site he sent me to is www.blastoffprelaunch.com
Him: I sent it from Matt [Redacted] not Matt [Redacted - yup, the freak legally changed his last name]. Check it out today and we can talk tomorrow because it's very time sensitive because it's going to launch worldwide on Sunday. :)
Me: OK, I don't do anything that doesn't make me money, so if there's no paycheck involved I'm not interested, but I will look for sure.
Him: This is the most lucrative thing you've ever seen.
Me: How so? I am not new to this. What is your involvement and who runs the company? What would be my cut?
Him: Watch the video and I can answer any question to have.
Me: Sorry, I am not interested in anything having to do with Prepaid Legal [the legal HMO company he works for]
Him: It's not Prepaid at all.
Me: This doesn't work with my brand at all. Thank you for thinking of me, but I can see the company name at the top. I am not interested at all.
Him: It is perfect for you if you let me explain. It has nothing to do with Pre-Paid. Totally your call, but if you'll listen, you'll understand. The Pre-paid logo will be gone on the 27th when they go public, I am just showing you first.
Me: You can call my management and pitch it to them. They handle my business dealings. [Redacted contact information]
Him: No thanks. I am doing you the biggest favor of your entire life. This could change your entire life financially. You can never say I didn't tell you first. Feel free to call me.