- Me: So they definitely have to take my blood?
- Lady: Well, they need to make sure you don't have any pre-existing conditions. (whispers) H.I.V.
- Me: I don't want to know if I have H.I.V.
- Lady: Then they won't tell you.
- Me: So they'll just be like, "Hey, you didn't get life insurance, guess why?"
- Lady: No, they'll probably tell you if you have H.I.V.
life insurance
