The other night I made myself a cup of tea and while I was waiting for it to finish steeping, I put two Oreos next to my mug. I noticed that one of the cookies was stuck to the frosting backwards, so I carefully peeled it off and stared at the molded frosting really hard. I was lookin’ at that thing like eventually the secret to life would appear. The dog was scratching my leg trying to get a bite, my tea was starting to get cold, but I kept staring at it.

After concluding that nothing more could from this cookie than a photo, I shoved it into my mouth and went to bed without drinking my tea.

This post is about the long term effects of smoking marijuana.