MollsSheWrote


steven is calling to me from downstairs, i come out on my balcony, and throw down the parking pass for my street

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  • Me: Hey, here's the parking pass.
  • Steven: Hey.
  • Me: Hey, the parking pass is in that bush next to you.
  • Steven: This is like Romeo & Juliet.
  • Me: Yeah, totally.
  • Steven: Just kidding. 'cause Juliet had tits and you don't.


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