kindafabulous:

I mean, when you look like a damn LION, you’re bound to attack someone.

I haven’t said this publicly yet, but I was 

1. Shocked by the news of Paul and Adrienne’s split. Yes, they bickered constantly, but there are a lot of folks out there that only thrive when they are confronted with never-ending verbal abuse. 
2. Curious as to the details of their prenup. I know Adrienne’s got the real ching and that she said on the season one reunion that she was very well taken care of in legal department, but I’m sure she’s still gonna have to break him off a little something.
3. Interested in whether or not Paul is ready to date, as I find him totally adorable and charming and supportive in all the right ways (kind of like a Bobby Zarin) but also a little clueless in the areas where you need someone to be a little bit clueless. Like, he never was really involved in the women’s drama or mean about the weird purple mole on Adrienne’s face or those sparkly highlights. 

In conclusion, I love you, Paul and I am ready to be with you whenever you are ready for me. 

(Source: themorallycorruptfayeresnick)